Failing Saves

[Yeril]

Jumbalaya!

Woo so is the new girl a cleric? a artificer? a wizard?

Oops, Cleric, I didnt notice the "cure moderate wounds" ><

[Goblin Music]

don't you need Repair spells to heal warforged?

[Szilard]

Yet again, another awesome comic.

[Undertaker798]

Nope. Repair spells most benefit Warforged, but normal heals are 50% less effective.

[Dihan]

Awesome, as always.

I introduced a friend to Failing Saves earlier today.

[The Bushranger]

So...art imitates HALO?

[Almighty Salmon]

So...art imitates HALO?

No no, HALO imitates Art.

[Bayar]

lol....Jumbalaya ! umm...can warforged have kids? or have sex for that matter?

[Ichneumon]

It might be intonation, but I do not get the joke. It still is nicely drawn of course.

[BRC]

lol....Jumbalaya ! umm...can warforged have kids? or have sex for that matter?

*gets out the vat of brain acid*

[Dihan]

It might be intonation, but I do not get the joke. It still is nicely drawn of course.

The jumbalaya thing? Neither do I.

[Undertaker798]

Alright Children! First lesson on Warforged!

In Eberron, Warforged were made/forged/created to fight in the Last War. When a treaty was finally signed, Warforged were given independence, and became classed as a race. But all forges that made them were shut down, and the production of more of these Constructs is forbidden. Although there are some naughty people out there who still do make them!

Warforged have no set Sex. But they class themselves either Male or Female to better suit themselves in society. Therefore it is impossible for a Male and Female Warforged to reproduce.


P.S. Gilph is standing there in all his glory. Can you see anything going on Downtown?

[Miraqariftsky]

GAAAAHAHAA...*cough*...HAHA-HAAA-HAHAHAHA...*cough-cough-COUGH*...*expectorate*... GAAHAHAAHAHA!

[Almighty Salmon]

Jambalaya

For those people who don't know what it is Gilph was just shocked and shouted out the first thing that came to mind.

[kpenguin]

Bards get Cure Light Wounds at level 2. I've read that if your bard's charisma is good enough. They can be more effective healers than a cleric!

Well... no. They can't. Clerics have more spell slots, good clerics can convert any of their slots into heals, and they can use divine feats to boost their healing. Wisdom and charisma don't come into it.

[Dallas-Dakota]

jambalaya!

[Lyinginbedmon]

The instant this comic shifts to a store where Gilph is buying, for lack of a better term, a "groinal attachment"...


Well, I imagine you'll get more readers, actually...

[The Bushranger]

Jambalaya, crawfish pie, filé gumbo;

Son-of-a-gun, we'll have good fun on the bayou!

[chef781]

hah! this is great! and the reaction of gliph? priceless! "jumbalaya"

[Yeril]

Warforged have no set Sex. But they class themselves either Male or Female to better suit themselves in society. Therefore it is impossible for a Male and Female Warforged to reproduce.

Unless of course. They make a baby.

as in, take a few ranks in Craft (warforged) and actualy make a baby.

Im pondering who the next (and last) PC is going to be..

We have a barbarian
We have a cleric
We have a bard
We have a wizard
We have a rogue

No major Archetypes left so it could be anything realy, but my CP is on a fullplate+towershield fighter of sorts.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Unless of course. They make a baby.

as in, take a few ranks in Craft (warforged) and actualy make a baby.

"We wanted a boy right?"
"Sure honey"
"Alright, hold still son!" *thwack**clunk*
"Waah!"

[chef781]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA HAHA HAHA HA... Hee :') ... "craft (warforged)!!!!!"
hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehahahahahhoohoohhoooh.... ahh.. the best medicine.

[Surfing HalfOrc]

We have a barbarian
We have a cleric
We have a bard
We have a wizard
We have a rogue

No major Archetypes left so it could be anything realy, but my CP is on a fullplate+towershield fighter of sorts.

They are a little light on "Muscle." Yeah, I know Gilph has muscle, and to spare, but it's usually a good idea to have a second fighter type. But to me, Gilph seems like the "meat(Meh... You know wat I mean)shield" with fullplate, even though he doesn't have the tower shield. So what would be a good secondary fighter?

[chef781]

don't forget about the DM, Mr. Scripter-man

[Undertaker798]

Who?


He'll be making his glorious return soon. Don't you worry.

[chef781]

phew. you just gave me a hint on what's gonna happen next.
but i wont tell boss.

[Surfing HalfOrc]

phew. you just gave me a hint on what's gonna happen next.
but i wont tell boss.

He said "What." He never said "When!"

[chef781]

good point. but he still said it would happen

[chef781]

soon heh heh

[Marlock94]

OMG, GILPH HAS A CRUSH! GILPH HAS A CRUSH! lol, just kidding, but i didn't know Warforged could "love"...