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Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
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1. Spam. For the purposes of RB, one word posts are generally considered spam. Likewise, posts that are nothing but *actions like this* are also be considered spam. Remember that the quality of the post's content is much better than the speed of your response.
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This thread is for random discussion, not random chit chat. People have set up an unofficial IRC chat thingy for that sort of thing. Not only will you not annoy the people here, you will also help increase the popularity of the IRC chat. It's win/win/win!
Friends! Playgrounders! Forumites! Lend me your banter.
So yeah...I'm in a hurry; I'll get an actual title up sometime tonight.Last edited by Jack Squat; 2008-08-12 at 09:19 PM.
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Mmmmm, I do love that new thread smell. *Ceremonially breaks a bottle of champaign e over the hull of the thread.....if a thread can have a hull*
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Ah now where were we? Ah yes, dreams.
Cristo - Don't want sand in them, eh? *knows why*
*ahem*
Anyway, yes, I've had a GitP themed dream. Fueled also by my having gotten the Stargate season 1 and 2 DVDs and Ark of Truth (by that point - now have Continuum as well). Myself and Mauve Shirt being pursued through the SGC by killer bees - I mean must have been Gou'ald enhanced bees or something, one-sting-and-you're-DEAD critters, not like the "real" "killer" bees - but anyway, rushing through the corridors, blast doors closing, yelling over a comm for Thor to beam us out of there before the bees got us, finally as they closed in he did...
...and then I woke up.
Odd that I remember all that, most of my dreams I don't remember, when I dream at all, which is rare.
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Gitp-inspired dreams ? No, sadly I almost never remember my dreams. My most vivid dreams are fever dreams when I am really ill. But I'm not really looking forward to the next ones ...
I'm a bit ill at the moment, something flu-like apparently, light fever, cough and the sniffles, but not enough for dreams. If anything, it keeps me from falling asleep because I can't really breath through my nose and just roll from one side to the other the whole night.The Countess of Mispelling hath returned !__________________________________________________ _________Behold my magnetoresistance !
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Illness huh? Hope you feel better Amiria. I've been home most of the day with a kid with pink eye. Hopefully I can convice him to keep doing the eye drops so I can go back to work by lunchtime tomorrow.
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Aw, sorry to hear that you're sick. *makes some chicken noodle soup for the Countess*.
I know exactly how you feel, I hate that, you lay on one side and your nose stuffs up, roll over and the other side stuffs up....ew.
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Hey, Jack? Can you remove the QUOTE tags from the first post? If not, whoever starts the next thread won't be able to quote it...
Also, get well soon, Amiria.
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2008-08-12, 06:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hey, does anyone here know how to join the Giantitp Steam group?
Also, yay! New thread!
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Hmm. No GitP dreams on my behalf though since we've been talking about them I'll probably get one tonight... my sub-conscious is the highly suggestible type.
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*sneak attack!*
I think I vaguely remember having a GitP inspired dream...as in a dream about the forums/people on the forums, not as in a dream about OOTS (honestly, if everything but the boards got removed from this site, including the comics, I wouldn't really care all that much). But I don't remember the specifics, unfortunately...I do remember being happy about what was going on in the dream, though...
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I once had an X-Men dream. Actually, I've had more than one, which is weird, because I don't even remember the movie very well. I could make myself invisible, my brother could turn into a purple wolf, our cousin could turn into a trash monkey (don't ask me...) and the three of us were running through a university building (khaki walls, gray carpet) trying to get to Professor X.
yeah. It was weird.
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I wish I could turn into a Trash Monkey. Then I could have nice things...
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My dreams vary wildly. There's the ones that can't really be discussed here, the ones that go completely surreal and strange (think RE 3's Nemesis in a tutu...), and the only one I can really remember...my one and only nightmare.
It wasn't even original, either. Look in the rearview mirror and OHMYGOD THERE SHE IS! Some reason scared the living hell out of me...
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I've had Oots and Town themed dreams, do they count?
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2008-08-12, 08:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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I have not dreamt in a long time...
I miss that...
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Nightmare's, ugh. I had the weirdest dream... or really more of a mid-wake freakout, that my head was crushed under a mack truck.
I mean, ouch.
Shall we move onto something else, then?Live, Laugh, Learn, Love,
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I haven't had a nightmare (that I remember, at least) in years and years. The last one that I remember was when I was fairly little. All I remember of it is a short albino woman standing on a red carpet in a train, cackling. I have no idea what was so terrifying about it.
I don't really remember most of my dreams. But most of the ones I do remember, I remember vividly for a long time.Last edited by Sneak; 2008-08-12 at 08:41 PM.
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The only thing I remember about last night's dream was an xkcd strip that involved cake.
o_O;
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I have been trying to have the same dream of her for like 4 nights, and it isn't working!! I need something to help me... Like one of those special pillows, or vikadin. (I fractured my spine)
"Maybe I'm Gigachad?"
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Yeah, it really isn't a meme unless you specifically called the cake a lie.
Anyways cherry cheesecake is my favourite kind.