Grave Robbers from Outer Space - game thread

[Shishnarfne]

Trailing the Peculiar Space Mummy to his Abyssal Lair of Power

[Mustiado]

I shall be voting for Shadow's title, as he literally stole the words from my mouth.

[LadyMeyers]

Night 1 Ends

So what are we doing here anyway?

Dunno, maybe the writer's blocked...

Hey! What're you two doing here? Fears 2 isn't for another month!

It's not our fault you haven't done any writing in the past four days...

Something I mean to rectify, now get off the set!

*CRAASSHHH!*

Was that...a rockslide?

Sure enough, a pile of boulders lay in the center of the set. Griever was unfortunately under them. Witnesses reported a man in a coyote costume fleeing the scene.

Rocks fell, Griever died. He was an Extra.

The next morning begins much like the last one. The director is already on the set, and from all appearances already hyper-caffinated as well.

Alright alright let's go! New scene, new scene! Umm...it's a creaky old church... in the middle of a frozen wasteland... with a basement! He points at The_Rogue_Monk. You're a lovestruck cowboy who's in love with his horse!

He spots Zaragon. You are Bride-zilla on her wedding day!

The director turns to Lord Rod. You think you're in an old video game... maybe Pac-man... No! Frogger!

He points at Uncle Festy. You! You're picking up radio signals in your head and the channel keeps changing on you.

Come on now, people. Let's bring my vision to life. I want enthusiasm. This is perfection you're dealing with.

With a flourish, he turns and heads in the direction of his chair. Matthew shakes his head, trying to wrap his mind around the man's vision.

You guys better get over there. He's had about six triple espressos in the past half hour. His patience is about--

Mack! Why haven't we started yet?! We're losing valuable time!

Matthew sighs and heads for towards the director, ushering the actors in front of him.

Summary: Griever was killed by the Creatures. He was an Extra. Reinholdt has won the Name Game. The new title of the movie will be: The Trail to the Lair of Abyssal Mummies with Peculiar Spacial Powers. Scene 2 begins now and ends in 48 hours.

The following players must vote today or be autolynched:

Allysian
Fin
Fleeing Coward
Mordokai
Shadowcaller
Thes Hunter

[Allysian]

Aaaack! I vote...blue umbrella

[Shadow]

*CRASH*

Huh?!? What the?

Alright alright let's go! New scene, new scene! Umm...it's a creaky old church... in the middle of a frozen wasteland... with a basement! He points at The_Rogue_Monk. You're a lovestruck cowboy who's in love with his horse!

HEY LADY! That's MY job! What the hell do you think you're doing?

He spots Zaragon. You are Bride-zilla on her wedding day!

YOU are my assistant, not some dino-bride! Go get me a Bailey's & coffee. And put some Irish Whiskey in it too!

The director turns to Lord Rod. You think you're in an old video game... maybe Pac-man... No! Frogger!

An old video game? Lady, you SUCK! He should be a lost little boy on his way to the cathedral where his "Father" works!
hheh heh....

He points at Uncle Festy. You! You're picking up radio signals in your head and the channel keeps changing on you.

Thyat's the.... that's actually kinda cool. Go with it! Letv me feel your frustration!

Where the HELL is my coffee?
Oh, there it is. Thanks. Now another.
*gulp*

Come on now, people. Let's bring my vision to life. I want enthusiasm. This is perfection you're dealing with.

Humph! I give up.
Where's my other... Oh. Thanks. Now another.
*gulp*
*hic*

[Uncle Festy]

"Aaaand… action!"

"It's not fair! It kept on changing as soon as I hit a good channel, and now that it's stopped, it's stuck on radio Disney!"

[Allysian]

Radio Disney! Give it to me!! Please! Oh sir, bring me some tea too. My throat is pahched. Hmph.

[Mordokai]

A boy, no more then 15, from the looks of it, wanders into the shooting area, holding a newspaper in his hands.

"Mail, news, fresh from the oven, orwhateveritistheyuseforprintingnewspaper! Come and get it while it's still hot! Come on folks, you know you want to know all the spicy details from the personal life of the stars! Does Person A cheat on Person C? Does Person E know that Person H is in love with Person D, who is in secret relationship with Person B, who is the father of Person A? All this and more, only in our newspaper, only 50 cents! Come and get it!"

Noticing the goings on, his jaw drops wide open as he realises what's going on.

"Wow, you're shooting a movie here, are you not?! Oh, can I be a part of it, can I, can I, can I, can I, pleeeeeaseeeeee?! I promise to be on my best behaviour. Look, I'll even clean my hands for it!"

With that, he runs towards the bathroom, bumping into Angela Joy on his way, making him drop his jaw once again, blushing along the way. Taking his bikers cap off, he stutters:

"D... d... damn! You're one fine lady, if you don't mind me saying so. Perhaps we'll be playing together in some scenes. Some... love scenes perhaps?"

Giving her a sly look and a wink, he runs away, before she could get the time to fully comprehend what he just said and react accordingly to it.

((Still trying to catch my roleplaying muse. In the meantime, Uncle Festy. Point subject to change. And with that, I bid you goodnight.))

[Lamech]

I blame Mordokai for this horrible crime.

[Coplantor]

Sheesh, It's kinda cold in here. Well, at least we are in the middle of nowhere. Nothing bad ever happens n isolated unpopulated areas. Unless some kind of elder god of prime evil nd madness decides to turn us into half fish men of course. But hat things rarelly happen. really rarelly.

[Lex-Kat]

Marian begins her ballet routine and dances in the background, while LordRod pretends to be Frogger.

She is dancing beautifully until she jumps on top of Shadow. Hey watch where you're standing , buddy!

[Jontom Xire]

I point at Murska. Again. Why? Well why was it Griever died? Murska and Griever have been linked as so-conspirators in two previous games, in BIP quite fatally. So now I think Murska's trying a double bluff by getting Griever killed off. It's designed to throw suspicion away from him.

Give me a break, ok? It's day two and I haven't got a clue, so why not try a little Llama Logic!

[Murska]

I point at Murska. Again. Why? Well why was it Griever died? Murska and Griever have been linked as so-conspirators in two previous games, in BIP quite fatally. So now I think Murska's trying a double bluff by getting Griever killed off. It's designed to throw suspicion away from him.

Give me a break, ok? It's day two and I haven't got a clue, so why not try a little Llama Logic!

Hey, I know you swore to try and start a bandwagon on me every game but with Llama Logic?

Jontom Xire.

[TwoBitWriter]

*Drives up in his delivery van, steps out.*

"I got another delivery of extra gauze for the Mummy, seems he unraveled a bit..."

Looks around, "can someone at least sign this so I can go... what? You need another stand-in, sure. I guess I can stick around another day. You guys provide lunch, right?"

Walks around the set, spots Emperor Demonking, "That person looks a bit creepy..."

[UncleWolf]

Hearing the request for someone to sign for the guaze Bob mutters "Dang it, do I have to do everything around here?"

Finally finding the delivery He raises his voice so he can be heard "Oi, over here, I'll go ahead and sign for it."

Looking at the price of the literal two tons of gauze he sighs and signs the board.
"You'd think that they'd learn to watch how much they are spending for this movie." "Seriously though, why would we need over 4000lbs of gauze?"

[TwoBitWriter]

"Sorry, sir. I don't determine the price, I just deliver it."

[Emperor Demonking]

Morkokai - Up for autolynch

[Mordokai]

Dude, you failed your spot check again

[Emperor Demonking]

How so?
* *

[Mordokai]

*sigh*

*points at #128*

[Emperor Demonking]

I think you've got a different definition for up for autolynch.

[Lex-Kat]

Emperor DemonKing.

[Mordokai]

I think you've got a different definition for up for autolynch.

Care to explain that?

[Emperor Demonking]

What do you want me to explain?

[Shadowcaller]

Darknees sorrouds me I can't take thi-

You do know this is not a dark style game right?

But- there are monster in it!

I don't think they are "that" kind of monsters.

What do you mean?

One of them is a mom.

Point taken...

Jontom Xire, if anyone is going to start a bandwagon against murska its going to be me.

[Mordokai]

What do you want me to explain?

Your statement, one post above mine.

[Emperor Demonking]

What part of it.

[Deathslayer7]

random point at Mordokai who is above me. too sleepy right now to rp.

dam ninjas. *grumble grumble*

[Mordokai]

What part of it.

You know what, forget it

[Deathslayer7]

Points at EDK who ninjaed me