Grave Robbers from Outer Space - game thread

[Uncle Festy]

Yay! MF joined the game. *squeee*
Senor Kickass'o walks up to Mountain Faerie.
I am Senor Kickass'o! Proud 1/11th fighter/druid/warmage/barbarian/wizard/sorcerer/paladin and all that. So how'd you get into this? Also, I declare my dodge bonus on Allysian!

*pssst… night*

[Murska]

Yay! MF joined the game. *squeee*
Senor Kickass'o walks up to Mountain Faerie.
I am Senor Kickass'o! Proud 1/11th fighter/druid/warmage/barbarian/wizard/sorcerer/paladin and all that. So how'd you get into this? Also, I declare my dodge bonus on Allysian!

Wasn't it Senor Vorpal Kickass'o?

[Dallas-Dakota]

(Woops, to both, forgot the vorpal part and missed the lynch scene >.<)

[Allysian]

Ikk, Dallas why such violence? Tsk, I is dissapointed. Very. Disappointed.

[LadyMeyers]

Night 2 Ends

Seriously, I can’t believe the number of old scripts, books, even old comic books that this studio has… I mean, they have a few that even I have never seen.

A voice can be heard from between to rows of shelves in the library set.

While walking, the person trips over someone who appears to be sleeping on the floor.

Wha? Wash goin’ on? The sleeping person looks around them, bleary-eyed and thoroughly confused. On second look, he is clearly drunker than a skunk… Kinda smells like one too.

You’re in my way. I’m looking for something new to read. When the drunk shows no sign of moving, she goes to take a step around him, leaning on the shelves.

The bookcases, unfortunately, lean back… with some help. The books start falling, as the shelves tip over.

An avalanche of books bury the two unfortunate souls as the library destroys itself.

The Valiant Turtle was killed. He was either the Town Drunk or the Bookish Girl with No Boyfriend.

Scene 3 begins

Gather round, everyone. We have a very … special … scene to film today. Inspired by a note that I found under my own door last night.

You! The director points at Helgraf. You are … our Romeo… only instead of Juliet, you are … in love with … anyone you see.

And … He glances around the room before settling on Mountain_Faerie. You! You’re new! You are … a protocol druid with a malfunctioning vocabulator.

You! He turns to focus on Mordokai. You are an eccentric bard… with a disturbing sense of humor.

Now, as for the where and the what. You find yourself in the third level of hell with a bunch of kindergarteners playing tag around you. You need to make your way out before the devil arrives in an hour.

Um, sir. Do you even know what the third level of hell is? Matthew asked, somewhat to himself from behind the director.

Of course, I do. But you’ll never learn anything if I always give you the answers. The director turns back to his actors. Why are you still standing around gaping blankly? Get started already!

The following people must vote during this day phase or be autolynched:
Alarra
Atreyu
Banjo1985
Bushranger
Coplantor
Lord Fullbladder
LordRod
Mustiado
Selrahc
Shadow
SweetLikeLemons
Zaragon

[Lex-Kat]

Marian quickly tags Banjo, then runs off giggling like a little school girl.

[Selrahc]

Ouch. Well that certainly hurts my strategies chance of succeeding. I really hope he was just the town drunk.

Other potential Seer I want to say that someone claiming to be the Innkeeper has got in contact and said they won't mess around with my scry result. So thats one hurdle overcome. (Assuming they were telling the truth.)

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama hops around and tries to tag Mustaido.*

(Awww, bugger. If only he had a robutton to save him. Poor turtle.)

[Deathslayer7]

and assuming you are telling the truth. Anyway...

Liriel watches as the others run off to their positions. She grumbles something about not getting the Druid part but quickly passes as she bumps into Atreyu.

Are you ok? she asks him. After getting no response, and poking and prodding him in wierd places, she finally goes off after drawing on his face and body.

damn you you llama. ninjaing me.

[Deathslayer7]

pointing at Banjo1985

[Uncle Festy]

The following people must vote during this day phase or be autolynched:
Alarra
Atreyu
Banjo1985
Bushranger
Coplantor
Lord Fullbladder
LordRod
Mustiado
Selrahc
Shadow
SweetLikeLemons
Zaragon

Woah… that's a biiiig list.

[Selrahc]

and assuming you are telling the truth.

Well I don't have to assume that. I know if I'm telling the truth or not.


*Evidenceless point at Banjo*

EDIT: Didn't actually want to bandwagon him and another vote ninja'd me. Evidenceless point at Alarra instead

[Vossik]

I think that I should point at Zaragon

[Heroic]

I "evidencessly" point at Uncle Festy

[Alarra]

Well then...evidenceless counterpoint back at you. *sticks out tongue and points at Selrahc*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Well, Selrahc has never led us wrong before. I hop you're right about this, Fearless Leader.

*bows to Selrahc and points at Alarra*

Okay, so I'm a bit random right now. You expected less?

[Hyozo]

I think I'll point at Fullbladder.

Hearing [Helgraf]'s role, Drake Burr quietly comments "How is that any different from ordinary Romeo?"

[PirateMonk]

Other potential Seer I want to say that someone claiming to be the Innkeeper has got in contact and said they won't mess around with my scry result. So thats one hurdle overcome. (Assuming they were telling the truth.)

You can scry?

[The Valiant Turtle]

HaHaHaHa! This was but the first step in my master plan to overthrow the Mummy as the true horror of the movie. Beware the Turtle Ghost of Doom! HaHaHaHa!

Boo!

((Wow, my first Seer/Fool role and I'm gone just like that.))

[Selrahc]

You can scry?

No. But the innkeeper can change the results for any scries that are directed at me if they were so inclined. They've said that they won't.

[Shadow]

*joins the trend*

evidenceless point at Mountain_Faerie

[Coplantor]

Sorry diector, huf, huf... But someone locked me in the dressing rooms. I think it was Uncle Festy. God, Im so embarrased. My first movie and Im never around. Is it just me or we are less and less with every day that passes?

[Talic]

Well, I don't know about evidenceless posts... But I have a choice. Make a point at someone who's *probably* a villager, to solidify my round 2 information... Or make a point at someone who *I think* is a wolf.

Let's take the latter. Philistine.

[Talic]

Oh, and I'd like to point out that Mountain_Faerie joined, same as me, from the first round of autolynchings. Statistically, she has a low chance of bein' a wolf. Festy? Well, he hasn't been on the bad side of all the votes the whole time, so I can't really bandwagon him.

[hap_hazard]

Talic.

Why would she have a low chance of being a wolf?

[Talic]

Simple. People are more likely to drop out and be auto-lynched if they're villagers. More people want to be wolves. Look at post 177 if you want another opinion.

[Uncle Festy]

Eh, Atreyu on a hunch.

[Fostire]

Woah… that's a biiiig list.

It's all his fault! *points at banjo*

[TwoBitWriter]

*Pulls up again in his van, checks his delivery itinerary*

"Hmm... Fifty Gallons of Red Paint, Twenty of green, and 10 of Yellow..."

*steps out of his van and looks around*

"I got another delivery here, paint for the Romance/Mummy Attack scene... Can anyone point me in the right direction?"

*Sees Selrahc accosting Alarra*

"Hey! Buddy! Leave the lady alone! She didn't do anything to you!"

[Jontom Xire]

I point at Hap_Hazard.

Jontom pushes a step ladder behind some scenery of about the right height and then stands on the top, trying to use his arms to flap his wings in a convincing way while assuming a "look I'm really flying" pose. He fails dismally. It just looks like he's standing on a stepladder fumbling with a pair of rubber wings. The way he keeps saying "flap flap flap flap" doesn't really help either. Sound effects are most definitely not his forte.