Dish's Delightfully Deranged and Deliciously Deliquent Random Banter # 106

[Player_Zero]

Oxford English Dictionary: OED.

I know what it is. It's a joke see. Wherein the humour lies in the fact it was a bad joke based on maths. -_-

[Sneak]

Why? Geology rocks? I see no faults, it's something not to take for granite, and not schist at all. I could rubble on all day about its greatness. But I'll stop there

Oh, Death, how I've missed you.

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

Oh, Death, how I've missed you.

Ah, I've missed seeing you around to Sneak, I'm amazed your not with a cat like avatar though
You see your rather terribly overdone "special" pun the Happy Birthay Death thread?

You inspired me to attempt doing one for each person. I shouldn't have

Edit: Also working in a tire factory is great for the body, the same as going to a tread mill each day

[EmeraldRose]

Indeed, that's more pun damage than I've taken in many months, Death. I must say, I've also missed seeing you around

*takes 3 more pun damage from TPAM's edit*

[Sneak]

Ah, I've missed seeing you around to Sneak, I'm amazed your not with a cat like avatar though
You see your rather terribly overdone "special" pun the Happy Birthay Death thread?

I've decided to go into hiding for a bit. And yes, I did see the pun. I must say, your puns are quite deadly.

You inspired me to attempt doing one for each person. I shouldn't have

I'm glad to see my presence has inspired something great in this world.

Edit: Also working in a tire factory is great for the body, the same as going to a tread mill each day

Well, that's obvious.

[Charity]

Death and Sneak in RB am I time tunneling again?

Well at least Death isn't too tired

and Sneak, props on the sign off, if in doubt, take the piss

[randman22222]

I have a wah pedal. The following is a transcript of my thoughts:

"Wah wah wicky wah wah wicky wicky wah wah!
Wahwah
Ahhhhhhwwaahh.
wawawawawawaaaahhhh.


Ah-wah wahhh wah wah wah wah.



Wha wheh wheh whehwhie wah."

This thing is fun!

[Rockphed]

Hmmm, so now I must be delinquent? But I don't want to! I refuse to give in to your societal norms. Take the fight back to the system!

Also, where is my cow?

[Dr. Bath]

I have a math - mad mate of mine who's pretty much identical to me except for his love of math and on this thing we both agree.
It is math, no 's'.
But both are accepted by the OED so

It's definitely maths.

Not math. Silly friend is silly.

[Player_Zero]

Also, where is my cow?

Is that my cow?

It goes 'Buggrit buggrit, buggrem, millenium hand an shrimp. Buggrem, sees if they don't.'

That is not my cow. That is Foul ol' Ron.

[Kaelaroth]

It's definitely maths.

Not math. Silly friend is silly.

Quoted to exemplify the truth spoken by the good doctor m'lad. *nodnod*

[CurlyKitGirl]

I know what it is. It's a joke see. Wherein the humour lies in the fact it was a bad joke based on maths. -_-

It would have been more effective if I: a) liked math and b) was interested in it past GCSE - where I put very little effort into the cursed subject.

It's definitely maths.

Not math. Silly friend is silly.

If you abbreviate a word you remove all the letters after the point you cut it off.
So it's math.

[Player_Zero]

If you abbreviate a word you remove all the letters after the point you cut it off.
So it's math.

Who's right, you or the English nation? Also, you just made that up, so it isn't exactly compelling.

[Kaelaroth]

Who's right, you or the English nation? Also, you just made that up, so it isn't exactly compelling.

What he said. But cuter, 'cause I said it.

Also: Zero SQQQQUUUUUEEEE! *mcjumphuggles the skellington*

[CurlyKitGirl]

Who's right, you or the English nation? Also, you just made that up, so it isn't exactly compelling.

*snort*
Much of English is made up; or derived from typos in dictionaries or contractions of pre - existing words.
But mainly made up. Shakespeare introduced 20 000 odd words or gave a new definition to to the English language; Milton did some 1 000 still quite common (the most famous being Pandaemonium) and we nick words from all over the shop.
I'm just as right as the folks at the OED.

[Lyesmith]

Curly is the English nation.
She is never wrong.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Curly is the English nation.
She is never wrong.

So sigged. After tomorrow of course.
But I am occasionally wrong. Especially on things of a Science!tific or mathematical nature.

[Lyesmith]

That's okay.
It's not like mathematics matters.
*chortles heartily*
Oh, cherish the though.
More port, anyone?

[Jibar]

What he said. But cuter, 'cause I said it.

...I gotta use this at some point.

Also: I'm going corset shopping, there's a series of Mario Kart (DS) tournaments planned for this week, and I've somehow worked back to my flappy happy usual self unconsciously.

Things are looking up.

[Oregano]

It would be math if it was the abbreviated form of mathematic, but it's mathematics, a plural and therefore it's maths.

[TwoBitWriter]

All you crazy Brits. Don't you realize that Americans perfected the language that you supposedly started...

Case in point, I don't know what you guys are talking about half the time.

[Oregano]

All you crazy Brits. Don't you realize that Americans perfected the language that you supposedly started...

Case in point, I don't know what you guys are talking about half the time.

Which obviously means you haven't perfected it, considering you fail to comprehend it properly.

Like how do you pronounce Aluminium?

[InaVegt]

Take Dutch.
Add a bunch of Romance words.
Invent fake pronouncement to show it's not Dutch.
Make up some nonsensical spelling system.
Let it gestate for a while.
Presto, English.

[Jack Squat]

Which obviously means you haven't perfected it, considering you fail to comprehend it properly.

Like how do you pronounce Aluminium?

I'd pronounce that "al-u-mini-um", but it's spelled aluminum, so it's a moot point

[CurlyKitGirl]

...I gotta use this at some point.

Also: I'm going corset shopping, there's a series of Mario Kart (DS) tournaments planned for this week, and I've somehow worked back to my flappy happy usual self unconsciously.

Things are looking up.

Corset shopping for whom exactly?

@TwoBit: what d'you mean, you don't understand us? But in all fairness we're not your typical Britishers, we're more fun.

@'zira: exactly! But no port for me thanks, I'm trying to cut down.

[Mauve Shirt]

Dutch is crazy. I heard this guy speaking it on the phone, and I thought he was speaking English until I actually listened.

[Oregano]

I'd pronounce that "al-u-mini-um", but it's spelled aluminum, so it's a moot point

Actually, I spelt it correctly, I even spell checked it to make sure. But your pronounciation seems correct.

And English is based primarily off German, not Dutch, but apparently they're really similar.

[Player_Zero]

Also, English is stupid and lame. People who like books are stupid and they don't matter. Drama is an idiotic subject taken by people who are too stupid to do anything else.

In fact, I think anyone who didn't take a maths or science-based subject is a moron. Ah hahahahahaha.

Funny, eh?

[Oregano]

Also, English is stupid and lame. People who like books are stupid and they don't matter. Drama is an idiotic subject taken by people who are too stupid to do anything else.

In fact, I think anyone who didn't take a maths or science-based subject is a moron. Ah hahahahahaha.

Funny, eh?

Totally agree, especially about Drama, I don't know anyone who took it and didn't get an A.

[Mauve Shirt]

There are people at my school that actually think like that, PZ. It is uncool. And this is a primarily liberal arts school.