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2008-12-01, 11:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Your flawed theories illustrate the inherent inability of mortal mind to comprehend the majesty and horror of our dread lord, even when it's been used at its peak capacity. But you have good points in there, along with a glitter of understanding of Him.
Your efforts are amusing to the dread lord. You are hereby officially granted the title of Catnip Philosopher, sanctioned by the Cult of Snuggles. Benefits include an excruciatingly painful but brief death and subsequent devouring of your soul when the time comes, a life filled with constant dread of our lord and an early retirement.
(Which doesn't bode well for you, for it might attract His attention.)Founder of the Fanclub of the (Late) Chief of Cliffport Police Department (He shall live forever in our hearts)
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!
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2008-12-02, 02:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
I'm not that concerned actually.Being the descendant of a vacuum elemental and some kind of lich makes figuring out if its even possible to die to be too tricky to figure out.
By the way can you tell him to stop sending these bugs,or at least change the type? It was ok for the first hundred thousand but watching them suffocate is getting kind of boring.
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2008-12-03, 03:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
How can you have a vacuum elemental....vacuum isn't even a thing. Unless you mean like a Dirt Devil.
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2008-12-03, 11:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Theres an elemental plane of vacuum and while I don't think the elementals appeared in any wotc official book there are conversions to 3.5th edition. Plus the plane still exists and therefore has elementals.
Basically this is one of those question you probably shouldn't ask.
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2008-12-04, 01:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
On a test run of one of my homebrew monsters (Milon of Poison) I managed to stick like, 47 ongoing poison damage onto the Warforged Fighter before he successfully saved against the damage.
With a natural 20.
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2008-12-04, 10:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Last edited by Pronounceable; 2008-12-04 at 10:46 AM.
Founder of the Fanclub of the (Late) Chief of Cliffport Police Department (He shall live forever in our hearts)
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!
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2008-12-04, 10:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Land of Clocks and Stars
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2008-12-04, 03:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
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2008-12-04, 09:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Founder of the Fanclub of the (Late) Chief of Cliffport Police Department (He shall live forever in our hearts)
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!
Shameless shill:
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2008-12-05, 08:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Canberra, Australia
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
I thought it would be appropriate at this time to put up a quote from the 16th post:
SpoilerOriginally Posted by DrizztFan24
How right he was.
More on-topic:
Behold, followers of all Greater and Elder Deities that take the form of Household Animals! There will come a time when all shall be made as one with the Ultimate, the Unifying, the Unaligned Cat.
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2008-12-05, 08:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
I have continued my studdies of this matter and in the process stumbled upon a set of ancient glyphs. It appears to be some kind of character sheet or at least a stat block. I have only translated part of it so far but if the trasnslation is accurate it proves my theory about Snuggle's not actually being evil. Unfortunately its a lot worse. I am sending the notes but sealed them for those who don't want to know.
SpoilerAlignment - Belkar BitterleafLast edited by Infernal Undead; 2008-12-05 at 11:18 PM.
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2008-12-06, 10:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
The pathetic attempts to quantitatively analyze our dread lord is doomed to fail, for it's beyond mortal understanding. But qualitative analysis might lead to some glimmer of understanding.
In this instance, that understanding is also wrong.
SpoilerBelkar's mentality is as close to the dread lord as is mortally possible, which has prompted blessings upon him by our master (shown by one of the heralds of our master's accompanying of him).Founder of the Fanclub of the (Late) Chief of Cliffport Police Department (He shall live forever in our hearts)
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!
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2008-12-07, 11:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-08, 12:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Originally Posted by KKL
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2008-12-08, 09:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Founder of the Fanclub of the (Late) Chief of Cliffport Police Department (He shall live forever in our hearts)
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!
Shameless shill:
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2008-12-08, 04:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2008
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- Mars
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Actually, I do. But in this case, Snuggles, Cuddles, and the rest of the cat pantheon have taken over the thread.
[CENTER]
Con is the opposite of Pro, SO
Congress is the opposite of Progress
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2008-12-08, 09:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
As I said it seems to be one of the mystical artifacts known as a character sheet and that is the translation according to the best translation books never written that I could find.
SpoilerMy guess is that an allignment detection spell could result in the summoning of a halfling ranger that would stab out the persons kidneys. Also there are rumors(never found the actual source only posters commenting on it) that the entity known as the Giant declared that Belkar had no back story. The cult of Snuggles has mentioned that Snuggles is supremely evil. There are also entities made of allignment. Therefore I stand by my esitmate that Belkar is in fact Snuggles morality in halfling form. This would also explain why he is destined to die at the end of an in comic year and never return. There is no prophect twist. Belkar will simply wind up being in the back of Snuggles head with the rest of the voices telling the cat to kill things. Which to him would be better than paradise giving him no reason to return. Although this brings up two interesting questions. How did Mr.Scruffy go undetected in a city ruled by paladins and is Shojo actually good like he claims to be, I mean was associationg with cat from this side of the mirrorplanes?Last edited by Infernal Undead; 2008-12-08 at 09:18 PM.
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2008-12-11, 01:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
As the cat panthenon said (in the old language):
:Kthad ntshoer tservka ghldenr foreshe liyse novr ktridksle d'lohshn likkrnv:
or:
:all shall come to an end by our hands, just as it all begun by our hands:Politics is the most accurate word in the English language. "Poli" in Latin meaning "Many" and
"tics" meaning "little insects"
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2008-12-12, 01:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Dog > Cat
Cat < Slime
Cat <Anything really.Chaotic Evil Orc Barbarian as my character of choice since 2002.
Current Josiah, God of Decay Avatar by Akrim.elf
SpoilerThe Black Blur ™ By kpenguin Full Orc Barbarian By Qwernt
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2008-12-12, 02:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Chicago
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Hey! I like cats!
-Pocket & Trainwhistle Jenkins
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2008-12-12, 07:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-12, 07:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Die. Why won't this thread die?
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2008-12-12, 05:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Remember how I was wishing for the peace of oblivion a minute ago?
Yeah. That hasn't exactly changed with more knowledge of the situation. -Security Chief Victor Jones, formerly of the UESC Marathon.
X-Com avatar by BRC. He's good folks.
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2008-12-13, 01:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- London, Yewkay
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2008-12-13, 07:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Dog is God spelled backwards. therefore, Dog is the opposite of God. The Opposite of God, is
Therefore, the enemy of Dog, Cat, is the enemy ofSpoilerThe Devilwho is God. Therefore,SpoilerThe Devil,andSpoilerDog=The DevilSpoilerCat=God.[CENTER]
Con is the opposite of Pro, SO
Congress is the opposite of Progress
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2008-12-13, 12:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-15, 12:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Cats do not rule us, we rule them! For even the humblest of clergy have the power to defeat the evil of Snuggles, and that power is Create Water! Fear the theurge who has prepared Resilient Sphere and Quickened Create Water, Cat God.
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2008-12-15, 08:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
BLASPHEMY!!!
Last edited by Anonymous Man; 2008-12-15 at 08:05 AM.
[CENTER]
Con is the opposite of Pro, SO
Congress is the opposite of Progress
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2008-12-15, 08:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-15, 12:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Founder of the Fanclub of the (Late) Chief of Cliffport Police Department (He shall live forever in our hearts)
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!
Shameless shill: