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2008-12-24, 07:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad
*jumps around a walking bathtub with a huge wriggling bag in it*
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2008-12-24, 07:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-24, 08:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
If you'll pardon me addressing twelve hours and as many pages of posts...
**** off. We're the Liberation Front of Avbaroy!
If we weren't meant to eat meat why is it so delicious?
QED.
..My character was all about hunting you to death. Is that not recognition enough for you?
This a non-trivial reason why I want MM to do it.
GRAMMAR RAAAGE! Also, spelling.
Get with the program. It's been Christmas for almost eleven hours (from time of post) here.
On topic, I'll get to work on wrapping up NC's involvement in F^3, his FI bio, and the FI templates when I return from Christmas dealings.I am the golden shadow. I am the Ninja Chocobo
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2008-12-24, 08:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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2008-12-24, 08:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-12-24, 08:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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2008-12-24, 08:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
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2008-12-24, 08:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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I personally maintain the theory that, given the centuries he's had to devote to it, Santa has developed technologies allowing him to perform these seemingly-impossible feats.
Therefore our actions shouldn't be to disprove his existence, but to find him and ask how he manages it. Think how much more work could be done if employees could get to work at the speed of Santa!
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2008-12-24, 08:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
He shoves the naughty kids in his bag, takes them to the north pole, and ..... well..... you know.
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2008-12-24, 08:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
All depictions of him are in a flying sleigh pulled by reigndeer. Flying vehicles is not that tough of a spell (at least in the 4th era) and enchanting reindeer to be able to fly, and buffs to superboost their resistance to moving at insane velocity.
Assuming he doesn't do that, it's possible Santa Claus employs an insanely powerful time stop spell. (The dnd one only lasts for a few rounds) All depictions of him indicate he takes his time inside each house.
Not to mention carrying megatons of toys in a single sack, i'm sorry, no single bag of holding can do that. That requires for a bag to be holding an entire plane of existence in there.
This tremendous amount of magic would implode the mind of any meatbag.Dark Souls Remake in a Nutshell
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2008-12-24, 08:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
unless he has his elves cast buffs on him to increase his spell capacity.
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2008-12-24, 08:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
We have magic, though. All we need is for him to be an epic-level, god-power mage. A few epic time stops and links to other planes later, the entire world has its toys.
Also, did anyone else see this? It's pretty interesting in my opinion.
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2008-12-24, 08:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
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2008-12-24, 09:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
Last edited by The Gremlin; 2008-12-24 at 09:18 PM.
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2008-12-24, 09:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Avatar Battle Royale: Discussion Thread XV, Now Darker and Edgier
It doesnt consider how few christian households even believe in santa, or that he would come on the night between 24th and 25th. That reduces the number + the assumption that there's at least one good child in each household is more than philanthropic thinking.
The rest is simple DnD magic, Time Stop, A Bag of Holding CCCLXVIII, Teleport and fly spells of course.
Also the presents arent delivered by a flying sleigh anymore. Santa uses the commoner railgun principle with invisible levitating elves all over the world. (side note: DnD doesn't have rules for braking the sonic barrier and sonic booms)Last edited by Threeshades; 2008-12-24 at 09:39 PM.
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Santa plays by core (and picks out a few useful spells from non-core books sometimes)
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Waaaaiit... Nameless has THREE boobies?
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