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2009-12-01, 08:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Nope, can't recall...
Btw, your banner is back.Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-12-01, 08:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Crack Pairings IV: You Can't Unread It. I think.
May I make it if you can't?
And your banner's fixed.
Also, we really should put all the old crack pairings on FF.net if we've got a file up on there anyways. These old threads will get purged soon, and the crack pairings with them...Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2009-12-01 at 08:49 PM.
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2009-12-01, 08:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
I'm not sure I understand. Can anyone write one of these stories, or do you have to be part of this crack club? I'd like to try my hand at this stuff, I enjoy writing, and I have and idea for a nale x julia story.
dang I can see what you guys like about this stuff... the rush of POWERRRRLast edited by DarkElfGangsta; 2009-12-01 at 08:52 PM.
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2009-12-01, 08:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Anyone can! We're open membership, if you want to post, then post!
Welcome to the Crack Pairings Thread, where depravity and kindness peacefully coexist! Cookies and brain bleach are to the left.My webcomic!
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2009-12-01, 08:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Go for it, man! We're always open to new membership...
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2009-12-01, 08:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-01, 09:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
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2009-12-01, 09:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Yay! Thank you!
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2009-12-01, 09:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-02, 12:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
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2009-12-02, 12:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
What, Roy and Miko together? Sounds fun, but I've got several other pairings to work with right now. If I had time to think, I'm sure I could come up with a one-shot, but nothing extended. Unfortunately, I've got lots of school work to do...
Maybe somebody else will be able to pick it up. I'm sure they'd do a better job with it than I could...Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-12-02, 03:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Mm, I do have a tendency to be overly critical, though I thought I did I good job of keeping any venom out of it. He asked for opinions, so I took the time to give an in-depth analysis.
@ClericofBelkar: If my opinions caused offense, I'm sorry!
*snickers* Okay, that makes it funnier. And CoB is a way better writer than Squirrelking, though I'm suddenly wondering if that's not a good thing
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2009-12-02, 05:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-12-02, 08:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
I just...read something rather disturbing in a story on Fanfiction.Net.
It had nothing to do with OOTS, but still...
*Dips head into bucket full of acid*
...Oh right, Acid Immunity, drat...
*Dips head into river of lava instead*
Also...*Screams*Last edited by Closak; 2009-12-02 at 08:35 AM.
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2009-12-02, 10:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-02, 11:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Well, Durkon walking away from Elan and a smiling Haley looking very tired... Very suspicious if you ask me.
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2009-12-02, 11:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-02 at 11:08 AM.
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2009-12-02, 12:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-02, 12:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Overwhelming urge to...post small excerpt from...hilarious non-OOTS related...Fanfic...must...resist...urge...to post...funny...
Thor Person Guy: No worries, i saw it too.
I LOL'edLast edited by Closak; 2009-12-02 at 12:35 PM.
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2009-12-02, 12:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Assuming you're only talking about the potential pairings, no, and both have been written at least once. If there's some hidden reference there or extra perversion or something, then I missed it.
For reference:[/sarcasm]
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2009-12-02, 12:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-02, 12:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-02 at 12:53 PM.
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2009-12-02, 12:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
What fandom is it?
Let's just say it involves Chocobos and nasty mental images.
The whole thing is a big LOLfest.Last edited by Closak; 2009-12-02 at 01:03 PM.
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2009-12-02, 01:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Let me guess; Tifa mistook a chocobo for Cloud because they both share the "I brushed my hair with dynamite this morning" golden haircut?
And Final Fantasy characters made appearances in OotS, so I don't think people will mind if you mention it.
Other that, you know, because of the nasty mental images.Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-02 at 01:14 PM.
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2009-12-02, 01:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Not quite.
SpoilerI hate the Chocobo Ranch.
They refused, outright, to let us borrow even a single chocobo. Nope, instead, we had to spend a small fortune on a special type of Materia just to lure the big, yellow birds into our waiting arms, along with more grass then you could shake a stick at.
But now, in order to catch ourselves a chocobo, we have to run around like morons, waiting for a chocobo to get attracted to Cloud's hair, sorry, our choco-lure Materia.
Things would be so much easier if Barret would stop trying to teach people in Wutai his large collection of swear words. This was usually accompanied by him shooting his arm at the sky. I'm hoping that a pigeon craps on him. Yes, he'll start swearing again, but at least it would give the rest of us a good laugh.
However, because of Barret, any chocobo that came near enough for us to see, tended to boldly turn tail and flee in light of the knowledge of just who wanted to ride it across the swamp. I don't blame them. Who would want to be ridden by this band of lunatics? Not me, that's for certain.
“Barret. Shut up.” Cloud hissed, after the seventeenth chocobo ran away at Barret telling it to 'Fuggin' get over here, so that we can fuggin' ride it.'
Did that sound dirty, was it just me?
Another chocobo came towards us, giving each of us particularly cautious looks. Of course just as it got close enough for me to grab it, Barret noticed it and screamed at the top of his lungs.
“GET YO YELLOW ASS OVER HERE AND LET US FUGGIN' RIDE YO 'TILL YO DROP!”
Eww, mental images, many mental images that I did not want. The bird must have agreed, since it ran away, at a speed that would put many racing chocobos to shame. Now excuse me while I go and drown myself, for fear of living with the most nasty of mental images for the rest of my life.
And that is why you should never bring Barret with you when going chocobo hunting.Last edited by Closak; 2009-12-02 at 01:18 PM.
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2009-12-02, 01:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
I know nothing of Final Fantasy 7 (since I never played console games) other than the main character looks like a yellow hedgehog made its home on his head and carries a sword so big he must have an inferiority complex, his girlfriend has huge knockers she beats people with and some overgrown chicken gad about the world, but this was funny.
Found it pretty tame though. Needs more crack pairings.Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-02 at 01:24 PM.
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2009-12-02, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick
Really?
Personally i find the image of a big scary black man screwing what is basically a yellow ostrich with magic to be pretty disturbing.
We are getting awfully close to a new thread.Last edited by Closak; 2009-12-02 at 01:54 PM.
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2009-12-02, 02:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Crack Pairings IV: When all else fails, go for the brain!
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2009-12-02, 02:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-02, 02:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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