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2009-12-26, 09:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-26, 09:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
So ky00t, Discord!
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2009-12-26, 10:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2009-12-27, 03:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
It's a little late, but here's another round robin:
SpoilerOn the first day of crackmas
my true love sent to me:
1 sore and exhausted VAvatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
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2009-12-27, 05:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Here's the next best thing:
Drawing skulls reminds me I have coursework to do for my art class.
First reaction: Gah!
Second reaction: ...Awww.
Third reaction: *checks V closely for signs of swirly eyes or rotting flesh*
On the second day of Crackmas
my true love sent to me:
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted VLast edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-27 at 08:00 AM.
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2009-12-27, 08:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
My turn!
On the third day of Crackmas
my true love sent to me:
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted VMy webcomic!
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2009-12-27, 08:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-27, 09:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-27, 09:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
On the sixth day of crackmas my true love sent me.
Six horny nymphomaniac black dragons
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V
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2009-12-27, 09:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Aw, come on. We need something strong for five!
How about 'Five Teevo shows'?
Or, FIIIIIVE TEEEEVO SHOOOOOWS!!
Okay, so screw the meter.
On the seventh day of Crackmas my True Love gave to me....
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny nymphomaniac black dragons
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted VLast edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-27 at 09:25 AM.
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2009-12-27, 09:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
On the eighth day of Crackmas my True Love gave to me....
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny nymphomaniac black dragons
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted VMy webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2009-12-27, 09:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
On the ninth day of Crackmas my True Love gave to me....
Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny (nymphomaniac black) dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted VLast edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-27 at 09:32 AM.
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2009-12-27, 09:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
On the Tenth day of Crackmas my True Love gave to me....
Ten elves with huge ears
Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny (nymphomaniac black) dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V
(What? It was inevitable. )My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2009-12-27, 09:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
On the eleventh day of Crackmas my True Love gave to me....
Eleven leather outfits
Ten elves with huge ears
Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny (nymphomaniac black) dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V
(Do we even know ten elves for this fandom?)Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-27 at 09:46 AM.
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2009-12-27, 09:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
12 SQUICKY PAIRINGS!
11 leather outfits
10 elves with huge ears
9 secret lovers
8 Squicky pictures
7 spouses leaving
6 Horny...dragons!
5 Cat pictures/videos
4 frilly dresses
3 Gallons of Brain Bleach
2 Pregnencies
AND A SORE AND EXAUSTED VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!!!!
(1.V 2.Kyrie 3.Sand 4.Zz'tril 5.Um...um...I got nothin' )
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2009-12-27, 09:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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My webcomic!
Currently DMing:
Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2009-12-27, 09:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
On the thirteenth day of Crackmas, my True Love gave to me....
Thirteen family reunions
Twelve squick pairings
Eleven leather outfits
Ten elves with huge ears
Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V!
(Crackmas has 356 days! )
And crossovers!Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-27 at 09:57 AM.
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2009-12-27, 10:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
On the fourteenth day of Crackmas, my True Love gave to me....
Fourteen sets of manacles
Thirteen family reunions
Twelve squick pairings
Eleven leather outfits
Ten elves with huge ears
Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V!
Side note from another thread:
However, elves do not reach social maturity until 110. I suspect that the next 85 years are spent learning advanced sexual techniques.Last edited by Asta Kask; 2009-12-27 at 10:41 AM.
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2009-12-27, 11:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
On the fifteenth day of Crackmas, my True Love gave to me....
Fifteen scrolls of Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
Fourteen sets of manacles
Thirteen family reunions
Twelve squick pairings
Eleven leather outfits
Ten elves with huge ears
Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V!
Here's my new picture, inspired by Nathander's Miko/Therkla awesome fic, "Orphans":
Speaking of spiked tentacles , I'm playing Neverwinter Nights (as green-haired elf wizard named Inkyrius ). Yesterday I acquired a scroll of this spell (it's oficially called someone's black tentacles) -and it turned out summoning is my banned school of magic , so I can't learn it.
Also ,I noticed that Crack Pairing thread started to influent on my subconciousness (no, not that way ) -Yesterday I had a dream in which Coffeincluded was teaching me to play this Pokemon game of hers.
I have also question regarding comic -why is Sangwaan blindfolded? Does she have no eyes, and covers part of her face not to scare people?
And Zanaril's picture is awesome - especially Xykon's skull.Last edited by half-halfling; 2009-12-27 at 11:15 AM.
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2009-12-27, 11:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Sixteen forced kiddies
Fifteen scrolls of Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
Fourteen sets of manacles
Thirteen family reunions
Twelve squick pairings
Eleven leather outfits
Ten elves with huge ears
Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V!SpoilerAvatar by KwarkPudding!
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2009-12-27, 11:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Seventeen inflatable rubber 'V' dolls (now with vibrating ears!)
Sixteen forced kiddies
Fifteen scrolls of Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
Fourteen sets of manacles
Thirteen family reunions
Twelve squick pairings
Eleven leather outfits
Ten elves with huge ears
Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V!Last edited by Asta Kask; 2009-12-27 at 11:57 AM.
Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
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2009-12-27, 12:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
... and next one, this time based on Dark_Stryke's story:
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2009-12-27, 01:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-27, 02:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Eighteen feet of snow
Seventeen inflatable rubber 'V' dolls (now with vibrating ears!)
Sixteen forced kiddies
Fifteen scrolls of Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
Fourteen sets of manacles
Thirteen family reunions
Twelve squick pairings
Eleven leather outfits
Ten elves with huge ears
Nine secret lovers
Eight squicky pictures,
Seven spouses leaving,
Six horny dragons,
Five cat videos/Pictures
Four frilly dresses,
Three gallons of brain bleach,
Two pregnancies,
And a sore and exhausted V!Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2009-12-27, 02:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Aw, it's so cute. Thanks so much.
It's odd to see Tsukiko with white (and I do mean white) skin, but good work!
I probably won't write anything though. Thinking about it hurts me too much.
Excellent work!
On the last day of Crackmas, my mod gave me a thread lock.
That's where we're heading if we start mentioning sex toys with such enthusiasm.
Anyway, here's a second picture.
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Yadda, bandwidth, yadda.Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-27 at 06:31 PM.
Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-27, 03:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Discord my man/woman/neuter, that's very well done.
I can imagine V giving advise to Tsukiko about breathing and so forth. And why shouldn't s/he? I mean, s/he has had at least one of hir own.
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2009-12-27, 03:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
You see, this is the kind of humour I was hoping for when I suggested we write a meta fic...
Oh yeah, I forgot she has darker skin. This is what happens when I decide to just stick in colours as an afterthought.
I though we had already gotten to that point? Coffee's latest fic was nothing but...
Colour-coordination to the max!Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-27 at 07:01 PM.
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2009-12-27, 06:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-27, 07:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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