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2009-12-28, 07:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-28, 09:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
I just got a mental picture of Girard reading whichever one of the books Miko is in while Miko catches up on the latest OOTS on the internet...
Girard: I can't believe you ****ing killed Shojo! What is wrong with you?!
Miko: Me?! At least I thought I was justified! Your paranoia just gave the evil lich a possible advantage!
Girard: Hey, did you know Soon? No? Didn't think so. I was way more justified than you ever thought you were. Fallen. Bet you go evil later...
Miko: Then keep reading, sir; I do not.
Girard: Assuming you haven't been evil all along!
Miko: *unsheathing weaponry* How dare you?! SMITE E--
Girard: Wow. You're hot.
Is that about what you were thinking? I might try to write it. Could take place in some kind of afterlife (which of course, would be assuming Girard is dead) where you're finally allowed to read the comic and catch up on what you've been missing.
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2009-12-28, 09:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
“Don't exercise your freedom of speech until you have exercised your freedom of thought.”
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2009-12-28, 09:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-28, 10:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-28, 02:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Alrighty, then! I have some ideas for a few of the requests (not telling you which I'm doing, now ) so I'm wrestling a few of them onto a page. (This would be so much easier if I knew what name Redcloak/every one of Redcloak's family members had...)
Awww... That's adorable... ^.^
Anyway, since CoP isn't cooperating right now and the requests are all still in their sketchy stages, here's a new PM chapter. (I'm not sure if I kept everyone in-character. Could you guys tell me if I did? If I didn't, I want to revamp it.)
Warning:Spoilerthis chapter contains vague but pretty unmistakable references to the use of a child for masturbation. If you don't want to read that, I suggest you don't. Oh, and it also includes the use of drugs on children. Seriously, I'm starting to worry that this is against the rules.
EDIT: Since it's not so kid-friendly, I posted it elsewhere. Here's the link.
Thoughts?Last edited by Water-Smurf; 2009-12-28 at 04:51 PM.
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Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-12-28, 02:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Last edited by The Dark Fiddler; 2009-12-28 at 03:00 PM.
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
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2009-12-28, 03:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Well said. I wish to visit excessive violence upon this man.
Water-Smurf: Well done as usual. I think you're really beginning to push the boundaries of what might be acceptable on this forum, though. Not that I mind, and I doubt any of the other readers would mind, but it might be wise to tone down the adult themes slightly in future chapters. I'd hate to see you get kicked out of the playground.
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2009-12-28, 03:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Same as above. Nice chapter, but you're toeing the line here.
We're all getting a little crazy in here, and nobody wants to be the first to break the boundaries, you know?
In other news: Hooray! V is alive! My crack pairings are not prophetic!
Oh, and are we really going to {scrubbed} his {scrubbed}? I'll go get the chainsaw and rusty fork!Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2009-12-28 at 04:07 PM.
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2009-12-28, 03:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-28, 04:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Well, if you do cross the rules, I'm sure the mods will politelyban youtell you, scrub the offending material, and maybe (probably?) give you an infraction. And then you're free to post it elsewhere.It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
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2009-12-28, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Hmmm... I think that I'll take the chapter down and put it elsewhere just to be on the safe side. I'll post the link--don't worry.
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Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-12-28, 04:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
I was referring to normal V. Step 1: capture V. Step 2: burn its spellbook. Step 3: "visit" it whenever you're lonely. Step 4: get knocked up.
Anyway, I thought a little about this plot and I found out I wasn't comfortable with tentacle rape at all. In fact, I think I'll add a new resolution for 2010's batch: remain K-rated.Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-28, 05:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
*grabs necessary implements and joins in man-hunt*
I see it happening as per Shneekey laid it out, but halfway through Tsukiko starts criticising V's teqhnique, and somehow ends up in leading.
V just ends up very confused.
*puppy-dog eyes*
Also; the most recent comic. Is that budding Vaarsuvius/Belkar subtext or am I just too hopeful? (Yes, I will be asking this every time they so much as look at each other.)Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-28 at 05:37 PM.
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2009-12-28, 05:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Ah, yes, Don't Split the Party mentions that Belkar wants to lay V.
I swear, if his feelings are ever returned or if he manages to lay V against its will without proper retribution, I'll hang myself.Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-12-28, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-28, 05:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Argh! I want to read it so badly but I can't get to the freaking place it's posted!
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2009-12-28, 05:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
You could read it if Water-Smurf had posted it in the M-rated section of fanfiction.net, but for some reason everyone snobs this site.
I've been corrupted by Cracklord's opinion of Belkar and now consider him an author's pet that has been a triple load on the characterization, story and humor since the first strip and who will have no comeuppance other than ending up ruling the Abyss.
I've always been easily influenced by negative opinions unless it was on characters I already loved (V, Miko, Haley).Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-12-28 at 05:53 PM.
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2009-12-28, 05:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Huh. I haven't.
...Do you hate Matt? Because he's acting a bit Belkarish, although there will be character growth in the future (He'll always be abit ofa wild card though.).
And what do you think of my idea where we just shove everyone naked into a room with a padded floor, love potion fumes in the air, a recording device, and just be done with it?Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2009-12-28 at 05:56 PM.
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2009-12-28, 06:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
FF.net will always have a fond place in my heart, since it's what led me to reading OOTS.
I've been corrupted by Cracklord's opinion of Belkar and now consider him an author's pet that has been a triple load on the characterization, story and humor since the first strip and who will have no comeuppance other than ending up ruling the Abyss.
But what about the drama? What about the plot? What about the slow, agonising stretch of time between when the chacters' eyes first meet across the room and when they finally realize they're just horny?
...Yeah, I'm fine with speeding things up.Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-28 at 06:07 PM.
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2009-12-28, 06:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-28, 06:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
What for those of us who prefer romance to sex?
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2009-12-28, 06:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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As Discord pointed out, that makes things rather difficult for those who can't or won't write above PG or lower. Not to mention that focussing on one point in time would mean no more pregnancies, second and third dates, unusual dreams, underhanded schemes, etc.... *sigh*
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2009-12-28, 06:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2009-12-28 at 06:22 PM.
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2009-12-28, 06:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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