Results 661 to 690 of 1474
-
2010-10-07, 05:32 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2005
- Location
- Australia
- Gender
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
"My Hobby: Replacing your soap with gravy" by rtg0922, Doll and Clint "Rawhide" Eastwood by Sneak
-
2010-10-07, 05:32 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2009
- Location
- Ohio
- Gender
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
Hey, I can do rhyming! (sort of)
A small ship sways on rolling waves
The captain keeps the sails at bay
All around, the waves, they crash
The captain cannot be brash
Dancing in the Wind
Dancing on the Waves
You may see the end of your days.
Dancing while Mother plays
A battleship with its heavy sails
Battles against the mighty gales
The crew all work, with pump, with oars
Keeping the ship from ocean’s floors
Dancing in the Wind
Dancing on the Waves
You may see the end of your days.
Dancing while Mother plays
A rowboat skimming along the coast
A downtrodden man who likes to boast
Rowing away from yet another bet
The rain pours down, he starts to sweat
Dancing in the Wind
Dancing on the Waves
You may see the end of your days.
Dancing while Mother plays
Dancing while Mother plays…
I made comics!
Crae is the bestest daddy,
I make avatars, all you have to do is ask, and I'll do it if I can.
My Awards
I've got a Formspring, ask me questions if you want.
-
2010-10-07, 05:40 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Location
- The Steamboat
- Gender
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
-
2010-10-07, 05:46 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2006
- Location
- Das Kapital
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
-
2010-10-07, 05:55 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2008
- Location
- Cornish Lands
- Gender
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
-
2010-10-07, 06:05 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2005
- Location
- Australia
- Gender
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
Some amusing cat haikus (none written by me):
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.
The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Blur of motion, then-
Silence, me, a paper bag
What is so funny?
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.
Terrible battle,
fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a "term paper"?
Small brave carnivores,
kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
fear vacuum cleaner.
I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Oh no! Sir Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Cats meow out of
angst: "Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
The Big Ones snore now.
Every room is dark and cold.
Time for "Cup Hockey".
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt.
The mighty hunter,
returns with gifts of plump birds.
Your foot just squashed one.
Kitty likes plastic,
confuses for litter box.
Don't leave tarp around.
Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
Yelps will wake the dead.
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp....
Litter box not there,
you must have moved it again.
I'll crap in the sink.
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!
"My Hobby: Replacing your soap with gravy" by rtg0922, Doll and Clint "Rawhide" Eastwood by Sneak
-
2010-10-07, 06:07 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2008
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
I just had the dubious pleasure of watching excerpts from the Turkish Superman movie.
I don't know whether to admire or revile the man who decided to give Superman "the wisdom of Solomon, the strength of Hercules, the Stamina of Atlas, the power of Zeus, the courage of Achilles and the speed of Mercury". I mean, this is either epic research success, or critical research fail.
Either way, color me impressed.I use black for sarcasm.
Call me Rose, or The Rose Dragon. Rose Dragon is someone else entirely.
If you need me for something, please PM me about it. I am having difficulty keeping track of all my obligations.
-
2010-10-07, 06:15 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2007
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
This is no haiku
There is no season or pause
The moras are offThe following errors occurred with your search:
1. This forum requires that you wait 300 seconds between searches. Please try again in 306 seconds.
-
2010-10-07, 06:16 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2008
- Gender
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
There were a number of years in my life in which I didn't know the Iackson 5 ever existed.
There are still things I should be working on. Like finding a iob.
It's all to do with size, or possibly mass, and terminal velocity. Cats can iump from tall buildings and survive, where a human would splat.
This I have heard, and so emulate I
Lewis Carroll, the hunter of Snark.
Of nonsense my skill is not ever so high,
Yet the meter's a walk in the park.
This is how I've heard it before.
Why are you raising a glass of the reader's favourite drink?
Really?
I remember you considering it, because I remember there was talk of having a meetup there, and you were saying if that happened you could have a look at the university while you were there.
Generations of university students have tried and failed to adopt those practices.
"Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast."
ION: Tonight what went wrong with Ruddigore was me dropping the sword while being very angry indeed.
Will we manage a performance in which nothing goes wrong (That I notice)?
Tune in tomorrow and saturday nights to find out!"'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."
-
2010-10-07, 06:19 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2005
- Location
- Australia
- Gender
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
"My Hobby: Replacing your soap with gravy" by rtg0922, Doll and Clint "Rawhide" Eastwood by Sneak
-
2010-10-07, 06:27 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2008
- Gender
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
"'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."
-
2010-10-07, 06:30 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2005
- Location
- Australia
- Gender
-
2010-10-07, 06:41 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2007
- Location
- The Black Desert
- Gender
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
Still scary though.
Not thirsty, and I need to expand my beverage repertoire?
You remmeber more than I then.
Oh wait.
That's the other university I applied to then! Yeah. They didn't want me on the English course, offered me Classical Civilisations instead.
Point. Besides, I have my argument all fleshed out now, well about 65%, so all's well.
I have a question. A very sensible question.
"The question is this: Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake? "
Bathatar!
Squid bones are lies.
-
2010-10-07, 06:47 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2009
- Location
- Beyond the Wall
- Gender
-
2010-10-07, 06:50 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2004
- Location
- Paradise Island
- Gender
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
What's the point of buying a toaster with artificial intellegence if you don't like toast?
This is just cruel, just cruel...“I promise, we will find all your moms. And I'm gonna tell!.”- Wonder Woman
Avatar by FdL
-
2010-10-07, 06:51 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2007
- Location
- The Black Desert
- Gender
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
Bathatar!
Squid bones are lies.
-
2010-10-07, 06:52 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2009
- Location
- Beyond the Wall
- Gender
-
2010-10-07, 07:14 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2006
- Location
- for the sake of my art?
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
The apricot harbors its must
when flesh has surrendered to sun:
the crumples, the creases, the nap.
It mustn't revive on my tongue.
-
2010-10-07, 07:15 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2008
- Gender
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
I have an excellent memory for random things which happened to me or conversations I had years ago. Sushi Monster said once if he ever really needs something important remembered, he should iust stick it in my head.
((I love that quote))
"That's another bready question."
To be fair, the first two I had to look up because I wasn't sure of the exact content of the list of baked goods.
That reminds me (Not that it's particularly relevant, other than connection via you and food), apparently Mad Margaret will be providing little Cornish pasties for the after-show party. Random point, but it iust occurred to me."'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."
-
2010-10-07, 07:37 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
- Location
- Voluntary exile in Texas
- Gender
-
2010-10-07, 07:38 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2009
- Location
- Beyond the Wall
- Gender
-
2010-10-07, 07:39 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Location
- The Steamboat
- Gender
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
-
2010-10-07, 07:41 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2008
- Location
- Fever dreams
- Gender
-
2010-10-07, 07:43 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
- Location
- Voluntary exile in Texas
- Gender
-
2010-10-07, 10:11 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2007
- Location
- A mitten.
- Gender
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
Quotes and goodies:
SpoilerYou know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here! - Jayne Cobb
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. - Malcolm Reynolds
Because I'm allergic to things I don't wanna do. *coughcough* - Caboose
CHARACTERS
I has a story! Updates when I can.
3DS Friend Code: 2595-1862-5907
-
2010-10-07, 10:20 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
- Location
- Voluntary exile in Texas
- Gender
-
2010-10-07, 10:30 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2007
- Location
- A mitten.
- Gender
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
Quotes and goodies:
SpoilerYou know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til ya understand who's in ruttin' command here! - Jayne Cobb
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. - Malcolm Reynolds
Because I'm allergic to things I don't wanna do. *coughcough* - Caboose
CHARACTERS
I has a story! Updates when I can.
3DS Friend Code: 2595-1862-5907
-
2010-10-07, 11:10 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2008
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
Plus there's a bright golden haze on the meadow.
Also BLARGH. College applications and SATs and Comic-Con and Essays and I just want it to be over with so I can go do science to some animals. Is that so much to ask?
-
2010-10-07, 11:21 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2004
- Location
- Melbourne, Australia
- Gender
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
What kind of science are we talking about here?
Science involving cryostasis? Vivisection? Dissection? Expungement of biological, physiological, neurological, endocrine et al functions with fire? Experimentation with giant slings?To see the world in a grain of sand
and Heaven in a wild flower
To hold infinity in the palm of your hand
and eternity in an hour.
- William Blake, Auguries of Innocence
-
2010-10-08, 01:26 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2008
Re: Archonic's Archaic Acronymical Antidisestablishmentarianism Random banter 148
The kind where we inject mice with science to see what happens.
NLARGH INSOMNIA