ITP- Battle for Alarra

[Alarra]

Either of you can be my zany sidekick if you want.

[Indurain]

You guys can feel free to be his zany sidekick. But he is MY zany sidekick. He's the zany to my zen!

[Haruki-kun]

You guys can feel free to be his zany sidekick. But he is MY zany sidekick. He's the zany to my zen!

We're both each other's zany sidekick! D=

Either of you can be my zany sidekick if you want.

....Yeah, OK. I'll take this offer. Look everyone! I'm the pudding Zany Sidekick! =D

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

....Yeah, OK. I'll take this offer. Look everyone! I'm the pudding Zany Sidekick! =D

ooooh, does that make you Gelatin?

[Lex-Kat]

Haruki is Jell-O!!

Day ends. Narration up later tonight. Sorry for the delay.

[Supagoof]

You guys can feel free to be his zany sidekick. But he is MY zany sidekick. He's the zany to my zen!

But your my zany sidekick. And I'm his (See legionary bi-laws), so there's the full zany going on here. Fitting for your Full Monty status.

You all should get back to protecting Alarra from Real Life.

Says the guy whose been pulled away by RL!

Touch'e.

Ironic, that the enemy in this game I helped form actually took me away from these boards. But to show it is possible to fight against him, I shall be here. Marking my return to the boards with this game.

And for those who missed them....

[Music = Without Me by Eminem]
Guess who's back.
Back again.
Goof is back.
PM friends.

Guess who's back.
Guess who's back.
Guess who's back.
Guess who's back.

I've became a new monster, cause real life can’t hold back Goofy no more
It wants me, but I’m getting better (huh?)
Well if you missed Supa, this is what I'll give ya
A little parody mixed with undertones that I’ve missed ya
Some lyrics that'll jump start your heart quicker
than the shock when sugars climb at the hospital
by the doctor who’s not co-operating
When I'm telling him I’m diabetic who needs insulin (hey!!)
You waited this long, now start to point
Cause I'm back, ready to burn up this joint,
I know that you got a RL article Alarra,
but we’ll keep you safe here so don’t go to far eh?
So the e-y-e won't let me be
or let me be me, or let me see
It tried to keep me from S-M-B-G
But it feels so empty, without me
So, point in a pinch, it’s a synch
Raise a finger you Grinch, and vote for a lynch
And get ready, cause Lexy will take out the levy
The narrations have gone silly, DON’T MAKE THEM HEAVY!

Now this looks like a song from me
So everybody, just point and see
Cause we need a little, more parody
Cause the games feel empty, without Goofy
I said this looks like a song from me
To everybody, just point and see
Cause we need a little, more parody
Cause the games feel empty, without Goofy

Real life villains, come by the billions
Take away playgrounders, keeping us less then a million
They start making you feel, the board is useless
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells SHUSH!!!
A legionary, protecting from scary
Would sing of revolution, clearing the airway
A Goof, Supa and up to the task,
in the fact that I make each battle the last,
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
To allow yourself away and spout blasphemy?
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in, help you win, against the fake publisher
Real life wants attention, fierce for the winter
I'm interloping, parodying to stop your moping
Settling in your thread and posting
*bzzt* Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, the boards they call for me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents was free
The truth from da Goof. Did you miss me?

Now this looks like a song from me
So everybody, just point and see
Cause we need a little, more parody
Cause the games feel empty, without Goofy
I said this looks like a song from me
To everybody, just point and see
Cause we need a little, more parody
Cause the games feel empty, without Goofy

The real world wants her soul to go,
But it ain’t payed the toll,
To Zeb the Troll, keeping her with us so,
Alarra can control the flow of all the fun we know
And Prof? You can go get shoved off
You IQ of 180 won’t work against the mob,
You can’t stop them, you're too old, let go
It's over, nobody listens in class now
Now let's roll, just gimme the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new lyrics
I been gone, suspenseful with my intent though
ever since my eye stopped working for real so
But sometimes it just seems
The world bites back, and so ends scene
So this must mean we need to scream
Just follow me, keep up the dream,
No I'm not the first king of song parody
I am the best thing since Weird Al came see
to borrow music so selfishly
and use it to amuse you stealthy
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other posters parodies emerge
But no matter how many fill the void we
Know it’s empty, without me

Now this looks like a song from me
So everybody, just point and see
Cause we need a little, more parody
Cause the games feel empty, without Goofy
I said this looks like a song from me
To everybody, just point and see
Cause we need a little, more parody
Cause the games feel empty, without Goofy

"Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*

"Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"*

Point![/Music]

[Zar Peter]

pure awsome

I've missed you too, Goof!

[Eldritch Knight]

Lex-Cat

Despite the previous antagonistic relationship Alarra and I have shared - I am going to do everything in my power to keep her in this game.

[Thufir]

*Pure awesome*

Good to have you back.

[Qwaz]

Lex-Cat

Despite the previous antagonistic relationship Alarra and I have shared - I am going to do everything in my power to keep her in this game.

Er. Even if Lex wasn't the Narrator, days over EK

[Lex-Kat]

Day 3

The day had started seemingly normal. Thufir got online after days of fighting the Real Life. Upon checking into the Playground, Thufir found that he was in threat of being auot-lynched. A most horrible fate, that most did their best to avoid.

Upon giving his reasons for the lack of participation, the Playgrounders looked upon him suspiciously. He seemed to be overly eager to prove he's not from the Real Life.

He tried to explain himself better, but they would hear none of it.

And just as things were looking their bleakest, Supagoof returned. He'd been battling Real Life and had successfully come back to the Playground. As he sang his song, everyone was filled with hope that the Real Life would not claim any of them so easily.

But as they listened to da Goof in star-strucked idol-worship, Thufir was quietly nabbed from behind and dragged back into the Real Life.

Summary

Spoiler

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Thufir was dragged into the Real Life. He was a Playgrounder.

Missed 1 Day
Eldritch Knight

Missed 2 Day
.

Night 3 Begins
It lasts for 24 hours.
Please Send all Night Actions to Lex-kat. Thank you.

[Thufir]

No! Anything but Real Life!
DO NOT WAAAAAAANT!

[Lex-Kat]

Night 3

Zar Peter was still debating the philosophy of Real Life vs. UnReal Life, and by extension UnReal UnDead, in his own mind.

The biggest question of course could UnReal UnDead be considered Real, since UnDead themselves are mostly considered UnReal to begin with.

But of course, why add the UnReal preposition, if UnDead are UnReal to begin with? Wouldn't that necessarily be a double negative? Or would it?

He turned to Thufir to ask him his opinion on the matter, wehn he noticed Thufir being dragged away by Real Life.

He turned to yell out a warning to everyone else, when there was a taping on his shoulder. He turned slowly to see who it was, knowing deep inside that he wasn't going to survive the night.

There before him stood the Professor. He opened his mouth to shout, but was somehow silenced when the Professor put a finger to his lips. The answer is, my dear astronomer friend, is that there is no such thing as UnReal Life. It is time for you to wake up and acknowledge the Real Life.

Without much effort, the Professor took Zar Peter by the hand, and led him back to the Real Life.

Summary

Spoiler

Show

Zar Peter was taken back into the Real Life. He was a Playgrounder.

Missed 1 Day
Eldritch Knight

Missed 2 Day
.

Day 4 Begins
It lasts for 48 hours.

[Helgraf]

Let's get it rolling.

Haruki-kun.

[Eldritch Knight]

Supagoof

I have only one thing to say: Sometimes Real life can get so funny it's painful. A letter came addressed to Mr. & Mrs. EK. She and I broke up about this time last year. Someone must have thought we had gotten married by now.

((Pointing at the narrator is a placeholder vote until I decide. And also due to the fact that I was kinda distracted when I posted originally. ))

[Gray Mage]

Otakuryoga

[Wizibirb]

Lex-cat

I have only one thing to say: Sometimes Real life can get so funny it's painful. A letter came addressed to Mr. & Mrs. EK. She and I broke up about this time last year. Someone must have thought we had gotten married by now.

Eldritch Knight, for trying to lynch the narrator... again

[Deathslayer7]

Eldritch Knight because i have no idea who he is pointing at and at this point he shouldnt be pointing randomly.

[Korias]

Helgraf, his narrations are too good for him NOT to be a professional writer.

[Szilard]

I've decided I agree about Helgraf.

[Imperial Psycho]

Eldritch Knight

[Qwaz]

Does this often happen over weekends (the lull in voting I mean)?

Helgraf for the draw.

[Ramsus]

Eldritch Knight

[Murska]

Szilard. What's with the wagons?

[cd4]

I think I will point at Lady Tialait for pointing at me yesterday.

[Tasroth]

Sanity702.

[Fleeing Coward]

I don't like the wagons either so I'll keep pointing at Murska

[Orzel]

cd4 I'll try this one.

[Korias]

Szilard. What's with the wagons?

Dude. It's WW. When are there NOT wagons?

[Orzel]

*buys shares in Wagon Corp*