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    ASSASSINS

    Narrators: Lex-kat & MechaFox


    Empress! Empress! Two guards, carrying a trusted messenger rush into the palace.

    When they reach the steps leading to the throne, they lower the messenger to the ground, then bow their heads to their ruler. The messenger, does his best to do so, then waves a piece of paper toward Empress Lex.

    The Empress, sitting with her four lovely concubines, sends one of them to retrieve the document. Guards, hurry and take him to the medicine man.

    Yes, Empress Lex. They gently pick up the messenger and remove him to the infirmary.

    The message is brought up to the Empress. After reading it twice, Empress Lex goes pale. She turns to one of her ladies. Go and tell Master MechaFox that there are Assassins about. We must go to the inner sanctum.

    The Concubine runs off to warn MechaFox. When he hears the news, he sets about securing the palace, then joins Empress Lex and her entourage in the inner sanctum. I have set the guards to patrol and keep the assassins at bay. Fret not, we shall prevail.

    You are the Palace Guards. You are charged with the duty to protect Empress Lex and find the Assassins.




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    Autolynches: We will be autolynching players only if they do not point for 5 3 days straight. Of course, if you let me or MechaFox know that you will be gone for more than a week, we will give you a pass.

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    Palace Guards: Typical targets for death.

    Mystic (Seer)- Gets one scry per night phase.

    Head Guard (Baner)- May bane one player during the night phase, saving that person from a night lynch. If a sleeper is baned AND attacked by the assassins, the sleeper will be awakened.

    Brothers of the Eternal Glory (Masons)- A small number of players who know each other. (Will only be added, if I get enough players.)

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    Assassins- There will be one assassin for every five players. Except, at the beginning of the game, only two assassins are active. There is only 1 night kill, per night.

    After an assassin is killed, one of the remaining sleepers is PMd, letting him/her know that she is in fact an assassin.

    The assassins will all be picked at the beginning of the game. But some will be sleeper assassins. Not knowing what they are until one of the active assassins dies.

    If a sleeper assassin dies, he will be PMd letting him know that he was a sleeper. But it will not be mentioned to the players.

    If, the assassins attempt to kill a sleeper assassin, the assassins lose the night kill, and it is announced that a sleeper has awakened.

    If there is more than two assassins awake at any one time, then another is not awakened until...

    a) He's targeted at night.
    b) All but one assassin is lynched during the day.

    Sleepers scry as villagers, until woken.


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    {table=head]#|Player|Killed?|Role
    22|Murska|Survived|Assassin
    21|Bushranger|Day 10|Royal Guard
    20|Banjo1985|Night 9*|Royal Guard
    19|Fin|Day 9|Concubine
    18|Wolfbane|Night 8|Mason
    17|Recaiden|Day 8 (AL)|Baner
    16|Vampiric|Day 8|Royal Guard
    15|Szilard|Night 7|Seer
    14|Aemoh|Day 7|Royal Guard
    13|Deathslayer7|Night 6|Concubine
    12|Doseki|Day 6 (AL)|Royal Guard
    11|Lord Iames Osari|Day 6|Assassin/Sleeper
    10|Happyturtle|Night 5|Royal Guard
    9|Griever|Day 5|Royal Guard
    8|Noir Cat|Night 4|Concubine
    7|SweetLikeLemons|Day 4|Royal Guard
    6|Emperor Demonking|Day 4 (AL)|Royal Guard
    5|Blue Umbrella|Night 3|Mason
    4|Numberfourteen|Day 3 (AL)|Assassin
    3|Shadow|Day 3 (AL)|Concubine
    2|Toasty|Day 2|Sleeper/Assassin
    1|Jontom Xire|Day 1|Mason
    [/table]
    Last edited by Lex-Kat; 2012-03-16 at 05:38 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atreyu the Masked LLama View Post
    How about a Family Guy themed Werewolf game???

    We could have the wolves be the villains from the show like EVIL MONKEY or CHICKEN WITH A COUPON and LUKE PERRY!!

    All the members of the Griffin family could be the usual powers.
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    First day random at Aemoh
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    I say we do a mambo line of points!

    Mambo mambo deathslayer7!
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    "Assassins? Here? It can't be... can it?" Lord Osari spins and levels an accusatory finger at Numberfourteen. "You're one of them, aren't you? Who else would be called 'Numberfourteen' but a suicidal fanatic assassin?"
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    4 assassins, 2 of them sleepers.

    Because of the sleepers, voting history is a little pointless, so this is going to be a tricky game. Personality analysis will be the only way to find our foe.

    [Llamalogic mode on]
    I point at Deathslayer7 for two reasons. Firstly, Deathslayer7....I mean come on. Deathslayer is such an assassiny name, and since assassins are considered expendable, they have a number (as Lord Iames Osari pointed out) to distinguish those who replace the previous one.

    Secondly, the rules clearly state...

    There will be one assassin for every five players.
    and Deathslayer7 is the fifth player in the player list.
    [Llamalogic mode off]

    Gosh this Llamalogic is fun. I'm using it more and more these days, I've noticed.
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    Damn Jontom and his twisting logic that make sense.
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    Nothing personal JX, I just know how completely devious and brilliant you are at these games when you have the time to devote to them.
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    All I'll say is that Jontom is a master at these games ... the blue guy with the spiky teeth can be very persuasive.

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    Erm Jointom Xire is using Llamalogic. He is clearly a suicidal fanatic assassin. That is all.

    Yeah I'm pretty much just saying what I see...
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    Jontom Xire - Bandwagoning.

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    Emperor Demonking - Bandwagoning.

    At this rate there won't be a lynch. We need what, 6 people to point at someone for a lynch to happen.
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    Jontom Xire is carrying not one but two scary looking daggers. I'm pretty sure those aren't official Palace Guard issue.
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    Bushranger? Why would anyone range bushes? Suspicious...
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    I'll say DS7 to even up the score.
    (Don't worry Fin, I'll point at you sooner or later )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jontom Xire View Post
    4 assassins, 2 of them sleepers.

    Because of the sleepers, voting history is a little pointless, so this is going to be a tricky game. Personality analysis will be the only way to find our foe.

    [Llamalogic mode on]
    I point at Deathslayer7 for two reasons. Firstly, Deathslayer7....I mean come on. Deathslayer is such an assassiny name, and since assassins are considered expendable, they have a number (as Lord Iames Osari pointed out) to distinguish those who replace the previous one.

    Secondly, the rules clearly state...



    and Deathslayer7 is the fifth player in the player list.
    [Llamalogic mode off]
    This post has logic to it. Of sorts. I agree with Jontom Xire and vote that Deathslayer7 die.

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    Half random half bandwagonie vote for Jontom Xire

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    is this what i get at for pointing first at someone?

    ah well. i feel special enough to have been lynched day 1.
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    ((Actually, you're currently tied with Jontom at 4 votes, with nobody having the 25% needed for a lynch))

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    2 more votes isn't very hard to obatin.
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    I could vote for you, Deathslayer, but then I would not get to mambo with Doseki. Yes, I realize nobody is mamboing anymore. I don't care.
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    I'd love to help you out with that, but I already cast my vote at you

    Actually I have no objection to not lynching anyone this first day.
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    Nothing personal JX, I just know how completely devious and brilliant you are at these games when you have the time to devote to them.
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    All I'll say is that Jontom is a master at these games ... the blue guy with the spiky teeth can be very persuasive.

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    Noir Cat...that is all.


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    banjo1985, that is all

    ((In the process moving. No auto-lynchy please))

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    Quote Originally Posted by SweetLikeLemons View Post
    I could vote for you, Deathslayer, but then I would not get to mambo with Doseki. Yes, I realize nobody is mamboing anymore. I don't care.
    I am intrigued to what this mambo could be. And also wounder if we play along to it with some sort of mambo music?

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    We will wait until midnight tonight, to end Day 1.

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    Which, for Lex-Kat, will occur in approximately 9 hours and 19 minutes.

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    We need one more vote for JX, or two more votes for DS7 to avoid a No-Lynch outcome.

    Come on, people, no lynch days help the assassins.
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    see now this is where it troubles me. I could switch my vote to JX thus getting a lynch. or i could not, thus saving myself. Unless the bandwagon happens to go on me tomorrow again.

    but if he is a villager, then the bandwagon most likely turns onto me. Hmmm? what to do?

    Jontom Xire. Nothing personal.
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    Why would we lynch you for being wrong on day one?
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    I don't quite get why people want a lynch on day one. DS7, I'll be pointing at you or Murska tomorrow for this reason.

    Murska very much wants a lynch, where as you tipped the JX wagon into lynch territory.

    If JX turns out to be an assassin, which I very much doubt, then I'll be skipping you and looking at Murska alone.

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