Ready Aim Fire XXVIII - Game On!

[Castaras]

Ready – Aim – Fire Classic XXVIII
THE MASH!

Previous Games:

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{table=head]Game number|Game title|Winner|number of contestants|Narrator
RAF I | The First | DarkLightDragon | 14 contestants | Silkenfist
RAF II | The godfather legacy | B-Man | 8 patrons | Silkenfist
RAF III | Pirates | Bookman | 12 Pirates | Silkenfist
RAF IV | Ghost Town | Alarra | 16 cowboys | Silkenfist
RAF V | Thawing Glaciers | Bookman | 17 caveman | Silkenfist
RAF VI | The last flight of the Hermes | Deckmaster | 20 Hackers | Silkenfist
RAV VII | Hideyoshis Messanger | DarkLightDragon | 27 shinobi | Silkenfist
RAF VIII | Boonta Eve Memorial | DarkLightDragon | 28 Rebels | Silkenfist
RAF IX | Tainted Gold | Krursk | 32 treasure hunters | Silkenfist
RAF X | Year of fourty emperors | Krursk | 39 senators | Silkenfist
RAF XI | Banquet Arcana | Shadow | 43 wizards | Silkenfist
RAF XII | Worms | Inky13112 | 37 worms | evnafets
RAF XIII | Zombie Attack | Destro_Yersul | 39 Zombies | evnafets
RAF XIV | The Giant Playground | Almighty Salmon | 37 kids | Zar Peter
RAF XV | Doctor, we have an emergancy | Shishnarfne | 36 doctors | Mordokai
RAF XVI | The Great American Cross Country Road Race | Fleeing Coward | 30 drivers | Zar Peter
RAF XVII | Playground Idol | Phase | 26 singers | Zar Peter
RAF XVIII | Playground Festival | Fleeing Coward | 18 celebrators | Zombie Pixe / Dallas Dakota
RAF XIX | On the turtles back | Freshmeat | 32 Ankh-Morporkians | Uncle Festy
RAF XX | Firefly | undisclosed | 40 Flies | Thanatos
RAF XXI | The War of the Roses | Wolfbane | 25 heirs of the Throne | Zar Peter
RAF XXII|RAF and the holy Grail|Crimmy|24 knights of the Round Table|Zar Peter
RAF XXIII|Götterdämmerung|Ink|23 Gods|Zar Peter
RAF XXIV|Survival of the Fittest|Inigo Montoya|30 animals|Zar Peter
RAF XXV|Primary Colours|Uncle Festy|31 politicians|Zar Peter
RAF XXVI|Rome: Civil War|Uncle Festy|22 senators|Castaras
RAF XXVII|The Shopping Mall|lostlittlebear|17 shoppers|Castaras
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This game is identical with Silkenfist's game “Ready Aim Fire!”. Thank you Silkenfist for the idea.

The main rules:

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Your aim is to be the last person standing. To do this, each round you have to decide between three actions:

1) Shoot the air –> Nothing happens. If you get shot you die.
2) Shoot [insert player name here] –> [insert player name here] dies if he did not shoot himself.
3) Shoot yourself -> if no one tries to kill you, you die! If someone shoots you this player will get killed instead of you and you live!

For better understanding here is a link to Lord Herman’s “comic for better understanding the rules of Ready Aim Fire”.
You have about two days to PM your action to the narrator (=me!). I will announce the submission date in the Narrator Posts.

I will post the end of the round and start writing then, no PMs will be accepted after the end of the round post.

If you miss a date once you shoot the air. If you miss a date twice in a row you get autolynched.

For a better idea on what actually happens, take a look at a previous thread Here, narrated by Zar Peter.

Roleplaying and narration-wise... I really wasn't sure what to choose between. All the ideas posted were awesome.

So the theme is - EVERYTHING! You can be anything and everything. Zombies, catgirls, highwaymen, lazy scouts, romans, cars, bytes of data, bacteria, animated food, wizards, annoying brats, singing and dancing swords, animated armour, a statue that does nothing, cake, death - ANYTHING.

Sign Ups begin now, and will end Tuesday 8th June. The game will then begin on Wednesday 9th June.

Current Number of Players: 18

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{table=head]Number|Player|Role
1|Bushranger|Zorro
2|Deathslayer7|Companion Cube
3|Kroy|Rabid Trekkie
4|Reinholdt|Philosophical mumbo-jumbo about 1 hand clapping
5|ozgun92|A can of pickles
6|Banjo1985|Arnold Rimmer
7|Faerwain|Schinderfaerwain, overly dramatic highwayman
8|androgial|[Cue dramatic Music]
9|Dallas-Dakota|Death Your Friend The Reaper
10|Fleeing Coward|Clown juggling 5 working chainsaws on a unicycle
11|Billtodamax|Gerald, the intern
12|Fan|Cyborg which has blood that kills people
13|Lostlittlebear|A fanatical political radical devoted to whatever the latest trendy cause is
14|Smellie Hippie|Perpetually large eyed kitten of overwhelming cuteness
15|Atreyu the Masked Llama|Something that goes RAWR RAWR RAWR!
16|Supagoof|American Football Player
17|Zar Peter|Bad Football Player
18|Chunklets|Bass player for awful Iron Maiden Tribute band called Tin Harlot[/table]

[Castaras]

Bloody hell, the thread came up when I wasn't looking!

Glad it didn't get lost to the mighty eater of threads-to-be-approved.

Recruiting is open! And will end sometime in the future.

[The Bushranger]

Count me in!

As...hmm...Zorro?

[Deathslayer7]

count me in as The Companion Cube

[Kroy]

In, as a rabid Trekkie.

[Reinholdt]

In as the sound of one hand clapping.

[Eloel]

Do we need to be in some kind of secret club to join these games? It'll be my first time

So, in as 'a can of pickles'.

[banjo1985]

In as Arnold Rimmer!

Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
Without him life would be much grimmer...

[faerwain]

Yay!Mayhem!

In as Schinderfaerwain, overly dramatic highwayman.

[androgial]

I shall claim a spot as (cue dramatic music).


Yes I am playing as a cue card that reads "(cue dramatic music)".

[Dallas-Dakota]

IN! AS DYFTR Death Your Friend The Reaper

[Fleeing Coward]

In as the character that won my first RAF so...
Clown juggling 5 working chainsaws on a unicycle please.

[Castaras]

Do we need to be in some kind of secret club to join these games? It'll be my first time

So, in as 'a can of pickles'.

Welcome to RAF! Please leave your sanity by the door and enjoy your stay.

In as Arnold Rimmer!

Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
Without him life would be much grimmer...

He'll never need a Zimmer!

IN! AS DYFTR Death Your Friend The Reaper

I was going to ask "What's DYFTR?" then saw the white text when I quoted you. Now I'm going to be paranoid allll day.


10 players so far, we need MORE. Get your friends to this thread, lets see if we can beat the record of 43 players!

[billtodamax]

In as Gerald, the intern.

[Fan]

In as a cyborg who is (literally) hot blooded (and by that I mean, his blood sprays out like high pressure boiling death when you cut him.)

[lostlittlebear]

The previous champion returns to defend his title!

In, as a fanatical political radical devoted to whatever the latest trendy cause is. Hopefully I'll find some time to roleplay this time around.

By the way, I'm not going to shoot myself at all all game.

-mindgames begin-

[smellie_hippie]

I'll give this game a try.

Put me down as the perpetually large eyed kitten of overwhelming cuteness.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

I'm in!! RAWR RAWR RAWR!!

[Supagoof]

In.

as *clever thing to be named later*

@V - OOOOH. I too am in as a "Football player". Though I should probably preface that with "American". See ya on the field Petey!

[Zar Peter]

I'm in as Football player. A very bad one.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Invited mah friends. As you can see in above posts.
(Sorry Goof, your name didn't pop up in my mind in the first 5)

[Zar Peter]

In.

as *clever thing to be named later*

@V - OOOOH. I too am in as a "Football player". Though I should probably preface that with "American". See ya on the field Petey!

My ball is round. And for a goal you have to hit under the bar, not above!

[faerwain]

And everything else is just theory.

[Chunklets]

I'm in as the bass player for a really bad Iron Maiden tribute band. I'll think of a name for said band later on!

[banjo1985]

I'm in as the bass player for a really bad Iron Maiden tribute band. I'll think of a name for said band later on!

...Tin Harlot perhaps?

[Chunklets]

...Tin Harlot perhaps?

I like it! "Tin Harlot" it is!

[Castaras]

18 players. I'll close recruiting on Tuesday 8th June, to begin on Wednesday 9th June.

[Castaras]

1 day to get into the game!

[Dallas-Dakota]

Join, you know you want to!

And you'l erm, get a free cookie if you do!

[Castaras]

Well, it's a leetle later than I said I would start the game, but here it is! The game has begun, the chainsaws are to your left, flamethrowers to your right, and nuclear weapons are loaded and right behind you courtesy of your friendly pieomancer.

Please send in your actions by Saturday, 20:00 GMT+1. Mind games, RP and excessive violence are encouraged, by participants and non-participants alike.