Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy

[Zanaril]

No responses other than this for me?

*goes back and finds story*

...

...that's probably one of the funniest things I've read on the thread. And M-Preg normally creeps me out.

[CoffeeIncluded]

W00T. I think I saw something on History channel about the ruins of Pompeii and there was a chunk of wall with a picture of a nude man with an enormous-- Uh...

Wizard's staff?

Yes. Thank you.

I'd sing the "A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End" song, but I'm sober.

[Zanaril]

but I'm sober.

Only because you haven't had any of the drinks I left out sepcifically for non-drunk patrons.

[CoffeeIncluded]

Only because you haven't had any of the drinks I left out sepcifically for non-drunk patrons.

What can I say? I prefer water?

And what do you think about Pygmalion?

Or the Latin language?

Heck, ancient Rome in general?

[ShinyDelusion]

I'd sing the "A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End" song, but I'm sober.

AAAAND, the things he does with it are magic!

And now *picks up a guitar and strums erratically* the Hedgehog Song! Everybody sing along!

[Mystic Muse]

Only because you haven't had any of the drinks I left out sepcifically for non-drunk patrons.

Sorry. I only drink Soda since I'm not even 17 yet.and milk, water and juice of course

[Thor Person Guy]

*pant* *pant* FINALLY!! After being once again overwhelmed by Homework Zombies back at page 35(-ish), I have FINALLY finished binge-ing my way back to the present!

@Water-Smurf: I fear for Tiasal's soul. And possibly the continued survival of the sentient races.

@Sstoopidtallkid: Pffffffffffffffffffffff

Also, I feel that the Ancient Romans were a great society that died earlier than it should have.

[Zanaril]

What can I say? I prefer water?

*Holds out a glass of completely plain mineral water with an ice cube, a little paper umbrella and a crazy-straw*

And what do you think about Pygmalion?

...about what?


*goes back and finds link*

Oh, there's definitely a crack story there.

Or the Latin language?

It makes me sad that I'm so hopeless at languages; I appear to be missing out on some good literature.

Heck, ancient Rome in general?

Hmmm... I wonder if there's an OOTS-verse equivalent?

[ShinyDelusion]

Hmmm... I wonder if there's an OOTS-verse equivalent?

As of the fic I just started at Coffee's suggestion, there is. Only it's on a different plane, to justify it never turning up in canon.

[Zanaril]

As of the fic I just started at Coffee's suggestion, there is. Only it's on a different plane, to justify it never turning up in canon.

Is it the entire plane that's like that?

[ShinyDelusion]

Is it the entire plane that's like that?

Apparently. It's been established as "some homebrew plane" no one's ever heard of, and apparently whoever created it just haphazardly mashed a bunch of Classic Mythology characters and some other random items from ancient Greek and ancient Roman culture together and called it a day.

[Aaron]

Hey there, I'm a newly interested soul with which you can satisfy your thirst for burning eyes.

I'll be writing a story soon, using the following paring:

Oh right, the roller doesn't work here.

I rolled myself (with real dice), and I came up with: Tsukiko and Belkar, involving a French Maid Costume.

I'm looking forward to writing this.

YAY!!! A fresh mind all ready for poisoning and brainwashing creepy squick and loss of sanity!

*Holds out a glass of completely plain mineral water with an ice cube, a little paper umbrella and a crazy-straw*

*looks suspiciously at the glass*

*casts detect poison and magic*

I KNEW IT!!! *burns entire glass* I don't want Coffee to be in the same health condition that you've made Water-Smurf be in. The mess was bad enough.

[Mystic Muse]

YAY!!! A fresh mind all ready for poisoning and brainwashing creepy squick and loss of sanity!

wait.........there's a difference?

*takes glass* thanks Zanaril! no hard feeling about sending Cthulhu after you?

[Aaron]

wait.........there's a difference?

Yes, there is. We still want to be somewhat in control of ourselves.

*takes glass* thanks Zanaril! no hard feeling about sending Cthulhu after you?

Wait, where'd you get that glass?

*searches Zanaril's house, and finds in the basement hundreds of love potions and glass's with "plain" water in them* *finds some of Zanaril's DNA and puts it in the potions*

*slowly closes the door and walks away*

[Mystic Muse]

I made my will save.Demon/celestial dragons tend to do that.

[ClericOfBelker]

Well this is the End of the Line EVIL set, the final conclusion if the evil side wins.

Il make a Good Tiasal Sorceress next.
And You wanted an evil Tiasal? You Get a friggin SUPER EVIL taisal

Edit: And Closak I Brought a prezzie from the Not quite Cursed Items thread


......F***, I thought I had A higher will save.

NEED. LINK. TO. THREAD.

[CoffeeIncluded]

*Holds out a glass of completely plain mineral water with an ice cube, a little paper umbrella and a crazy-straw*

Uhm... *Grabs bottled water*

As of the fic I just started at Coffee's suggestion, there is. Only it's on a different plane, to justify it never turning up in canon.

This is gonna be awesome.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Just updated OP with Sereg's expanded plot devices tables. If ya'll need more perspiration inspiration, just look at the TVTropes Love Tropes index.

[Devixer]

Hey there, I'm a newly interested soul with which you can satisfy your thirst for burning eyes.

I'll be writing a story soon, using the following paring:

Oh right, the roller doesn't work here.

I rolled myself (with real dice), and I came up with: Tsukiko and Belkar, involving a French Maid Costume.

I'm looking forward to writing this.

And another has been assimilated! Looking forward to reading your work.

[Sereg]

Just updated OP with Sereg's expanded plot devices tables. If ya'll need more perspiration inspiration, just look at the TVTropes Love Tropes index.

Thanks! But does Sgeo know to update the roller yet?

@Lubirio Welcome!

@Sstoopidtallkid That was hilarious!

@Raging Gene Ray Thanks for sharing the fanservice with us.

Thank you to those who liked my fics. I still have to work out how things are going to change from canon for my Miko/Thog fic.

[Mystic Muse]

so what are we going to call the next thread?

[Asta Kask]

It makes me sad that I'm so hopeless at languages; I appear to be missing out on some good literature.

Most of the stuff is available at Gutenberg.net in text files. I recommend Suetonius and Tacitus*. And all mythology has some fertility myths that are generally squicktitious. Sometimes it turns up in unexpected places - Thor's hammer was normally small, but it grew if you rubbed it...

*Tacitus has some wonderful acid comments. Like when Nero marries a eunuch and Tacitus says "A lot of people said it was a pity his mother hadn't done likewise."

so what are we going to call the next thread?

I think we have names up until thread XII or somehing. I think we should call one "Resistance is Futile."

Or the Latin language?

I think any language with more than two cases needs to be bitch-slapped. I still have nightmares from my Russian classes (6 cases). And it's still not as bad as Finnish (15 cases) or Auld Finnish (28 cases).

Heck, ancient Rome in general?

I love history, but especially Classical History. If you are interested in Roman history, I recommend Colleen McCullough's Masters of Rome series.

[Devixer]

I think we have names up until thread XII or somehing. I think we should call one "Resistance is Futile."

Aw, I was going to suggest that! Oh well, I've got other ideas.

"Crack Pairings |n|:"Not Leaving Any Time Soon"

[Oooohaloophole]

Just updated OP with Sereg's expanded plot devices tables. If ya'll need more perspiration inspiration, just look at the TVTropes Love Tropes index.

*Throws Rock at Flying Holy Jar*, Hey Darkfiddler can you Add my next Salinah chapter to the Archive? Its page 39!
Edit: Good 15 Year Old Tiasal

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[Asta Kask]

And this is clearly the result of a real-life crack pairing.

[Devixer]

Somebody read this thread for waaaay too long without the recommended fifteen-minute rest.

[The Dark Fiddler]

The next thread is to be called "We've finally stooped to shipping ourselves".

I won't be on until about 3 PM eastern time, so if it's madly before that, somebody make the thread without me. Just make sure to coordinate with Lira.

And no, I cannot, Oooohaloophole, Lira's in charge of that index.

[Skeppio]

Yiuel, could I obtain a backlog of your 'Order of the Stick Jr' stuff so far? Your ideas intrigue and entertain me.

[Raging Gene Ray]

I think I'll leave Bone Golem Roy to Raging Gene Ray, but I'm sure I'll think of something else to do with it...

I was just suggesting, not calling dibs.

EDIT: But I'll see if I can muster some horrible, halfly-assed abomination of creative writing up.

[Oooohaloophole]

And no, I cannot, Oooohaloophole, Lira's in charge of that index.

*Wimpers* Pleese Dont Smite me oh holy Creator jar.

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First there was the Jar, Then it spilled its holy waters into the Darkness of the Forum And Created the Crack. Saveges Corrupted by the Forum entered the light of the Crack and Became puified, they where the First ones. Soon many entered the Crack and became part of the Crack as the Holy Jar watches