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2010-03-23, 05:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, Water Smurf? Squiddleydoodlefluffer?
Hmm, mix it with that... no way. it's far too complex, and Xykon in them is a complete... horrible person that i don't WANT to redeem, even through heavy AU, loopholes and pulling stuff out of my butt.Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-03-23, 06:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Pretty please, with sugar
and elveson top?
there're issues with my Internet on my new laptop, so I'm operating mostly from an old desktop meant for my floor's use.
EVERYTHING I write is Epic.
How wonderful to know that I've made such an impact.
I grin like an idiot at how in-character that would be.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-03-23 at 06:41 PM.
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2010-03-23, 06:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Well, since you asked so nicely, I guess that I can tell you that I'm going to try to pull off a romantic Soon/Vaarsuvius.
Do you have a USB stick? You could do the writing on your laptop then move it onto the desktop when you need the Internet.
But not as epic as things you're going to write in future. That's the price of improvement.
[QUOTE]Now all we need to do is gain enough followers to make this stuff canon!
Quick, Zanaril! Start recruiting! *goes off to start cult*
Just think how's he going to react when he first finds out that Reddy got V knocked up!
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Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-03-23, 06:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Aaaaaaaaawesome!
(Starts cult) 8D
Poor Reddy...Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-03-23, 06:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Soon/v? sounds good. I am willing to join said cult.
Avatar of a Drow priestess by Teutonic Knight.
This is where I put my writings. Want to take a look?
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2010-03-23, 06:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
And now I really want to see those two arguing.
I do, but my laptop and this computer use different versions of Word. I can't work the files so well.
Quick, Zanaril! Start recruiting! *goes off to start cult*
I predict a lot of laughter and teasing towards a confused and unknowing Reddy...Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-03-23 at 06:54 PM.
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2010-03-23, 06:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Common ground for Reddy and the order, but i bet not beneficial. XD
Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-03-23, 07:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Wowee! This is gonna be great!
My webcomic!
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Tales of Aequar: Runite's Rise IC
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Playing Natalia Bolts,Jadeite Nocrius, and Soren Lowell
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2010-03-23, 10:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
@Lix Lorn: Female, bard Xykon? So...much...wierd in one place. Still it was fun.
@Water-Smurf: More V! Yay!
My dear Lycan, have you been gone so long that you've forgotten who I am?The Good Cat Mistress shall show mercy to her servants
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2010-03-24, 02:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Sorry I haven't updated my roller in a while [or ever, really]. I'll work on it as soon as I have some free time, which probably won't be until shortly after the beginning of April.
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2010-03-24, 05:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
How do you think they'd work off of each other? Assuming we're going by the traditional 'stoic but noble' idea of Soon Kim...
We get this problem at school. You can save Word files as different types (assuming you're using word 2007, you probably need a 2003 file) when you go to "Save as" just select '2003 document' from the drop down menu next to 'Save as type'.
I'll start investing these cookies. I've already tempted enough people to the dark side.
Only towards Reddy? If it comes to a fight against Xykon, I think the Order are going to hear about it too!
*dramatically bows*
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Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-03-24, 07:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
I'll say what I said in another thread - take care of yourself first and your stories second. Write as much as you can deal with, and nurse yourself back to health. Then we can milk you all the more!
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2010-03-24, 11:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Stotic, noble, and completely uncompromising, which is going to utterly infuriate V if they get into a disagreement. I somehow don't see them getting the same level of empathy as V and Reddy did, at least not so quickly, but rather their relationship starting as a friendly competition of wits and stubborness.
Speaking of which, any idea how I can change a 2007 version into 2003? I find that one a lot easier to work with.
I don't think you can change the program to an earlier version, not without reinstalling it, although you can set the formatting back to 2003 style, which gets rid of the wierd double line breaks.
And he would make a lot of teases toward the Order and threaten V with telling.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-03-24 at 12:02 PM.
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2010-03-24, 01:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Yeah, that may mean that it'll be a while before my next update. I believe I said this before: MY BODY HATES ME. I'm sick again.
What if they were both in danger? Like, think capture, or maybe they both fell in the Snarl.
Technology really is conspiring against you, isn't it?
And it's only going to fuel Durkon's fears if Xykon seems to know what's wrong with V and is gloating about knowing.
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Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-03-24, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-03-24, 01:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-24, 01:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Hee. XD
Lucky.Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-03-24, 02:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Illness sucks. Just make sure you get plenty of rest.
What if they were both in danger? Like, think capture, or maybe they both fell in the Snarl.
And if Roy gets wind of what Durkon thinks, it's going to fuel his fear, which will alert Belkar, who's just going to get angry and try to go stabby, all of which will get Haley to clue in, and Elan will stay in comfortable but confused ignorance.
Asta, I'm starting to suspect your knowledge of biology is lacking a few crucial details in this area.
And I'm just waiting for you to slip up and say this when a male forum member gets sick.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-03-24 at 02:10 PM.
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2010-03-24, 02:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
There are many observations of virgin birth in history. Well, many alleged observations, anyway.
Again, many observations in history. Need I remind you of Loki? Also, are you telling me that the move Junior wasn't a documentary? Because then I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to step outside.
And just you wait 'til I burst onto the forums and say "I'm pregnant!" Will you have the heart to tell me otherwise?Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-03-24 at 02:17 PM.
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2010-03-24, 02:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Hey guys, can a more D&D savvy individual give me some help for a story? What would be a non-sapient monster such that a small group of them could be easily defeated by the whole Order, but an individual one would give V on her own some trouble (esp. later in the day)? Maybe a hoard of some type of Dire animal or something? Can animals Grapple or Pin humans? I seriously haven't played all that much, especially at the level the Order is at.
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2010-03-24, 02:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Vaarsuvius if it's a girl, Redcloak if a boy. :> And I'll force him to wear red every day for the rest of his life.
But seriously, that's what the nurse thought too.
"I threw up in class today."
"Okay, how did you feel before that?"
"I felt like I was going to throw up. I've been feeling that for a couple days now."
"Are you sexually active?"
"..."
I'm not sure if they'll let me off school. I've missed a lot as it stands.
They'd try to be practical, although they'd still hit some snags along the way about the best way to go about doing things. One possibility could be Soon either over- or under-estimating what V's magic can do to help, which would definitely piss V off ("What do you wean you can't teleport us out of here? You're a wizard aren't you?" "Are you questioning my arcane prowess?!"). But they're both intelligent; if they needed to work together they would (and also because Soon seems like practical person who wouldn't bicker pointlessly if lives were at risk.)
Just as long as this whirlwind of revenge isn't directed at Reddy.
And V will be confused as to why they're so eager to put his head on a pike.
Who said I was a virgin?
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Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-03-24, 02:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-03-24, 02:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-03-24, 02:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Norse mythology = history?
And I don't this shapeshifters count, sorry.
Also, are you telling me that the move Junior wasn't a documentary? Because then I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to step outside.
What is this I dont even...
And just you wait 'til I burst onto the forums and say "I'm pregnant!" Will you have the heart to tell me otherwise?motherfatherOther Parent is.This post may contain sarcasm.
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2010-03-24, 02:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-03-24, 02:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Me.
In a V outfit.Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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2010-03-24, 02:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
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2010-03-24, 02:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Something with large spell resistance?
Recent Homebrew: The Socialite | The Crystalline: Memory Altering Construct Race | Sanguine Hand, a ToB Discipline of blood and cruelty
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Thanks to all my avatar artists, especially to Paisley for my avatar of Vivian, cowardly cryophoenix.
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2010-03-24, 02:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
Yeah, Soon doesn't seem like the type to bicker over the little stuff, though V would probably grate a little on him. What would attract them to each other, though? I have a sense, but it's a little insubstantial...
Assuming this is post-familicide, they're both single and are both still probably missing their significant other. Soon is probably sensitive and charismatic enough to draw V out of her protective aloofness, and it's not to much of a stretch to think V would remind him of Mijung.
They all think that he raped V. It'll be directed at him.
And V will be confused as to why they're so eager to put his head on a pike.
Who said I was a virgin?
That just raises more questions!
But this thread title is appropriate.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-03-24 at 02:55 PM.
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2010-03-24, 02:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings VIII - We Need A Half-Elf Template
skeletons? they have damage resistance, are usually strong in swarms, can be disintergraited by a phaser, and could probibly give the elf a hard time if she was alone.
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