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2011-07-16, 06:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- Surrounded by Books
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
418. If I am a guy, I may not play a female character.
418a. The opposite is usually okay.
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2011-07-16, 06:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2010
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- Israel
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
419. i may never play a lizardfolk ranger using a Senjid's invention* with cleave based build
419b. i may never charge with that charecter to a railroading army of goblins, who were supposed to die to show how the 'chosen ones' (not the us) awosome.
419c. i may not singlehandly destroy that army.
*a double weapon, one heas is a hammer of 1d10 of earth domination, and the outer is scimitar of great cleavingLast edited by super dark33; 2011-07-16 at 06:12 PM.
Despite everything, its still me.
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2011-07-16, 09:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- Surrounded by Books
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
420. As a Wizard I may not show up the rest of the party by fulfilling all of their roles before they get the chance to.
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2011-07-16, 11:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2007
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- Hastings, MN
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
"Reach down into your heart and you'll find many reasons to fight. Survival. Honor. Glory. But what about those who feel it's their duty to protect the innocent? There you'll find a warrior savage enough to match any dragon, and in the end, they'll retain what the others won't. Their humanity."
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2011-07-17, 02:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- In a dream
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
421: Not allowed to glue a key to a knife and claim to be a Keyblade Wielder.
422: Not allowed to throw other party members out of windows.
422a: Even if i think it's funny.
423: The old wizard does not have Narnia in his wardrobe, i am not allowed to try to prove otherwise.
424: Eating the DMPC in his sleep is not appreciated.
424a: This is why i may never play anything that can Swallow Whole.
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2011-07-17, 02:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Minnesota
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
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2011-07-17, 05:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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- Chicago Suburbs
- Gender
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2011-07-17, 05:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Minnesota
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
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2011-07-17, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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- Chicago
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
429. I may not create rings of plane shift that only go to a certain wooded plain with lots of ponds.
430. The ponds may not be gates.
431. None of the gate ponds leads to a plane whose only inhabitant is an epic level female sorcerer with a special mass power word kill spell.
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2011-07-17, 06:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Last edited by Darth Stabber; 2011-07-17 at 06:13 PM.
My homebrew
Official spokesman of the totemist class for gestalt (and proud supporter of parenthetical asides (especially nested ones)). Author of a gestalt handbookSpoiler
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2011-07-18, 02:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
- Location
- In a dream
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
432: I may not start playing this every time we see a black dragon.
Last edited by Mixt; 2011-07-18 at 02:41 PM.
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2011-07-18, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
433: I may not hit random areas of the wall, and claim that the bombable areas make different sounds.
434: I may not claim that all players should be payed an equal amount if I took Vow of Poverty.
Some 4e ones
435: I am not allowed to build a Swordmage/Wizard hybrid who outdamages the Barbarian.
436: Especially if he doesn't have to roll for attacks.
437: I am not allowed to tell the new player that Vampires are a good class.
438: I am not allowed to tell the new player that Hybrids are a smart choice.
439: I am not allowed to tell the new player that he doesn't need Divine Power for his Paladin.
440: I am not allowed to talk to the new player.
441: I may not allowed to talk to the players, all my actions must be written on a note card and handed to the DM.
442: I am not allowed to draw obscene pictures on the note card and hand it to the DM.Last edited by Blazen; 2011-07-18 at 04:17 PM.
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2011-07-18, 04:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
443. There is no such thing as a dire giraffe, therefore:
443a. I may not wild shape into one.
443b. I may not have one as an animal companion.
444. I am not allowed to make one either.Spoiler: Campaign JournalsRising Star [PF Campaign Journal] (game ongoing, journal over probably)
The Good, The Bad, and the Psion [PF Campaign Journal] (complete)
I Wanna Hold Your Red Hand! [RHoD Campaign Journal] (complete)
Axinia: My campaign setting.
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2011-07-18, 08:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
- Location
- Canadia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
445. I am no longer allowed to kill dire rats while in possession of an Animate Dead scroll. They do not make good pets, and wearing the animated head as a hat is not worth the +bazillion Intimidate I will get from it.
Very first campaign. Our DM gave us an Animate Dead scroll. We killed a dire rat queen. I animated it, wore the animated head as a hat for awhile, and called her Mr. Snugglespoo. He let me keep it for the whole campaign, but I can tell you that I have never seen another Animate Dead scroll for the past six years since.Last edited by onthetown; 2011-07-18 at 08:06 PM.
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2011-07-19, 12:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
- Location
- The depths of my mind
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
446. I am no longer aloud to seduce the monk with vow of abstinence. no matter how high my charisma
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2011-07-19, 12:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
I object to this. In settings where gender has no mechanical function, it makes no sense that every single adventuring group has no females statistically speaking.
Hell if one gets to the prestige classes like the maiden of pain, and of course my favorite the Hathran. One can argue that females are actually MORE powerful than males. I'm actually yet to see a "male only" class in any book.
Let's also not forget the thrall of manchanthet class too.
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2011-07-19, 01:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
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- The great state of denial
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Me: I'd get the paladin to help, but we might end up with a kid that believes in fairy tales.
DM: aye, and it's not like she's been saved by a mysterious little girl and a band of real live puppets from a bad man and worse step-sister to go live with the faries in the happy land.
Me: Yeah, a knight in shining armour might just bring her over the edge.
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2011-07-19, 01:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
447. Charisma can't be my primary stat, especially if it should be my dump stat.
Really, I find it really hard to dump charisma. It's my favorite.Last edited by Axinian; 2011-07-19 at 01:40 PM.
Spoiler: Campaign JournalsRising Star [PF Campaign Journal] (game ongoing, journal over probably)
The Good, The Bad, and the Psion [PF Campaign Journal] (complete)
I Wanna Hold Your Red Hand! [RHoD Campaign Journal] (complete)
Axinia: My campaign setting.
Avatar by Elder Tsofu
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2011-07-19, 02:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2010
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- Harmondale
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
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2011-07-19, 06:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
450: That inter-party conflict is non-lethal damage. Even if the sorcerer would not know that, using Scorching Ray for half the duskblade's health is wrong.
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2011-07-19, 09:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
- Location
- Canadia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
451. I am no longer allowed to play party thief. Spell- or combat-focused bards are okay.
451a. Because I am forced to play party thief in RuneQuest (the dice roll as the dice roll, after all), I must remember to always check for traps at doors and chests. Do not touch bricks or objects lying out of place. Do not enter a room, hallway, or area without looking to the rest of the party to see if they want me to check for traps. Always go first. Never go in alone. Always listen to their knowledge -- they would make better party thieves than me.Last edited by onthetown; 2011-07-19 at 09:36 PM.
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2011-07-20, 02:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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- Chicago
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
452. Iron Heart Surge does not remove the condition "dead".
453. Or the condition "alive".
454. Or the condition "surrounded by incompetent fools".
455. Or the condition "has only two arms".
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2011-07-20, 02:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Minnesota
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
Last edited by Hiro Protagonest; 2011-07-20 at 02:35 PM.
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2011-07-20, 02:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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2011-07-20, 03:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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2011-07-20, 03:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2007
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
464. That's it, no more ToB for you!
Pokemon friend code : 3067-5701-8746
Trade list can be found on my Giant League wiki page, all pokemon are kept in stock with 5 IVs, most with egg moves, some bred for Hidden Powers. Currently at 55 in stock and counting.
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2011-07-20, 03:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
465. I may not troll the GM.
466. The GM smiling is not a sign that he's trolling us. Even if he's grinning really widely.
467. In fact, in absence of actual trolls, I may not utter the word "troll".
468. I may not feed the trolls."It's the fate of all things under the sky,
to grow old and wither and die."
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2011-07-20, 04:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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- Chicago
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
464a. Iron Heart Surge does not remove the condition "No more ToB for you".
469. There is not a TROOOOLLLLLLL IN THE DUNGEOOOONNNN (thought you ought to know) every time our party encounters a troll.Last edited by Flame of Anor; 2011-07-20 at 04:16 PM.
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2011-07-20, 04:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
1D6. I may not record my ability scores in hexadecimal.
000111010111. Same for binary
472. I may not base my wizard off of Harry Dresden.
473. Especially notHarry Dresden.SpoilerPost Changes
474. I may not replace my Vampire's weakness to sunlight with Flaw: Insufferable Shiny Douche.
475. None of my characters may be based off Pokemon.
476. Especially not Magikarp.
477. Just because this is an Asian themed setting does not mean that my Ranger is called a Sentai.
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2011-07-20, 04:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Minnesota
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
478. Iron Heart Surge doesn't remove the condition "isn't Roronoa Zoro".
479. Or the condition "can't cut through entire ships and buildings with one slash".
480. Or the condition "doesn't have the sword skills of Mihawk and Zoro combined".
481. Or the condition "isn't Fire Lord Zuko".
482. Or the condition "isn't the Avatar".Last edited by Hiro Protagonest; 2011-07-20 at 10:32 PM. Reason: The swordsages! They're everywhere!
Avatar of George the Dragon Slayer, from the upcoming Indivisible!
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Warriors and Wuxia, Callos_DeTerran's ToB setting