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2010-01-13, 03:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
ah.
dang. I was hoping one could help me with this story I'm writing. (no it is not a crack pairing)
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2010-01-13, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-13, 04:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Nice works, everyone!
Water-Smurf...So is she pregnant with twins?
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2010-01-13, 04:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
HELP ME! I FAILED MY SAVING THROW!
I can already feel the Y Cromasone rushing out!....You know what, Ive never noticed it but ABD doesnt look half bad.... Hey ABD wanna come over to "My house"
Grrrr, must resist charm! Help Me Closak, if you do Il make you a New Avatar (Ill do it anyway but still)....Hmmmm you do look kinda sexy as well.... (Slaps self) HELP ME! HELP ME HELP ME!Last edited by Oooohaloophole; 2010-01-13 at 04:36 PM.
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2010-01-13, 04:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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I have a friend who said that to his girlfriend after they had had sex. Her reaction was similar to yours...
And I have another friend who collects incest jokes. Alas, most of them would get me insta-banned from the boards. Except possibly these:
SpoilerSex is fun but it hurts.
- Roy Greenhilt, 4 years old.
Incest is a family matter.
And of course: Incest is a terrible thing* and if anyone has been a victim of it, I did not mean to insult you. But sometimes a thing is so terrible that the only alternatives are black humor or black despair. And I'm so familiar with the risks of black despair that I prefer black humor.
*I make an exception for consenting adults here. I may think it's creepy, but it's not up to me to tell other people who to have sex with.Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
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2010-01-13, 04:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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I thought of one.
somebody/one of the dragons with this as the basis.
(from the not qquite cursed items thread)Spoiler
Sword of Dragon Laying: Functions as a normal +5 sword, until the wielder encounters a dragon. At which point it casts charm person on both the wielder and the dragon to convince them to have sexual relations (bypasses SR, DC 50 save). If the two are both of the same sex, the sword will reverse the gender of the wielder for the length of a potential pregnancy +1d12 months. If one of the parties gets pregnant, the sword casts Geas on the female party to make her carry the child to term (she resists all attempts to get her to get rid of the child, or polymorph her back into her original form if shifted)
if that goes beyond the boundries of this board though I'll simply delete the request.
looks like Closak got to it before me.Last edited by Mystic Muse; 2010-01-13 at 04:27 PM.
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2010-01-13, 04:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
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2010-01-13, 04:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Seriously, somebody should do a crack pairing based off of Pygmalion.
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2010-01-13, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-13, 04:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ladies and Gentelmen, We have all been outcracked by official crack Of Arnold Shwartzneger
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_(film)
Yea a film In which male Arnold Gets pregnant.....WTF!
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2010-01-13, 04:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-13, 04:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-13, 04:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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You mean a compilation of the things Grubwiggler did with Bone Golem Roy before Haley and Co. retrieved it?
Maybe I just don't have the proper eye for detail, but I can't see the change. Could you specify what it is?
Also, Yiuel PM'd me some Joan fanservice to share with the forum at my discretion.
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She looks like she has a high DEX...she's very limber, with her arm stretched so far behind her back...
And a brilliant job on the undies! It's a shame they're probably for Alexander's eyes only.Last edited by Raging Gene Ray; 2010-01-13 at 05:00 PM.
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2010-01-13, 04:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-13, 05:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-13, 05:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Well, if you have any questions, PM me. I should be able to handle your math until you enter calculus territory. Or geometry. *shudders* (Edit: But I'm off to bed, so if you need your answers quicker than eight hours, don't bother.)
Pygmalion, yes. Greek Mythology offers many possibilities for crack pairings. The hunter Actaeon spotted Artemis while she was bathing and was turned into a stag and killed by his own hunting dogs. (This is an ancient myth - there's a parallel in the Gilgamesh epos). If you turn Artemis into Varsuuvius and Actaeon into Belkar...Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-01-13 at 05:21 PM.
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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2010-01-13, 05:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-13, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hey there, I'm a newly interested soul with which you can satisfy your thirst for burning eyes.
I'll be writing a story soon, using the following paring:
Oh right, the roller doesn't work here.
I rolled myself (with real dice), and I came up with: Tsukiko and Belkar, involving a French Maid Costume.
I'm looking forward to writing this.Last edited by Lubirio; 2010-01-13 at 05:44 PM.
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2010-01-13, 05:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Thanks a billion to everyone who said they like my latest fic!
Well if/when you do, I'll love to see them! Very nice winter pic, adorable!
Amusing Julio fic, Sereg, and I eagerly await any future installments of Thog x Miko.
I literally lol'd at your latest fic, Sstoopidtallkid.
In regards to the Sword of Dragon Laying:
I might be tempted. Are you suggesting an OotS crossover or just anything where the poor sop gets a little action?
Nice Joan fanservice!
Welcome and good luck, Lubirio!That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-01-13, 05:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-13, 06:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-13, 06:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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This will be good. Especially since, when I translated the text...
Basically he dressed up the statue, then tried to have sex with it. Or pretended it was his girlfriend. Or both. He called it his "Partner for the bedroom," and that is translated directly from the text.
The text also has gratuitous descriptions of Pygmalion feeling up the statue (Several times) and a...Lovely amount of alliteration and onomatopoeia.
If there isn't crack potential in that, then we don't deserve to be called the Crack Pairings Thread.
Also, now do you see why I have such a high saving throw against squick?My webcomic!
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2010-01-13, 06:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Indeed, Coffee, indeed...
That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-01-13, 06:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-13, 06:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-01-13, 06:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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...Remember how, in my Pompey/Julia pairing, I said that Elven was an incredibly precise language, with several different, distinct terms for each sexual act, and even made distinctions on who was on what end of the act?
...Latin.
Apparently, in the ruins of Pompeii, a brothel was discovered, and it had a "Picture menu".Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2010-01-13 at 06:21 PM.
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2010-01-13, 06:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-13, 06:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-13, 06:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-13, 06:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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W00T. I think I saw something on History channel about the ruins of Pompeii and there was a chunk of wall with a picture of a nude man with an enormous-- Uh...
Wizard's staff?
Yes. Thank you.
And, um, the AP English class I was in last year (or was it the honors class from the year before?) had some material that referenced the Karmasutra (not sure if I'm spelling that right), so I still get plenty of perversion in my education.That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.