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2009-07-15, 06:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #123
Random Banter?
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I think you know what this thread is for... But just in case you don't:
It's for random discussion of stuff you want to talk about but can't, won't or shouldn't make a new thread about. This includes almost everything. Everything but spam.
That being said, there are rules. Which are laid out below. If you are not familiar with them, please read them (basically, just be civil). If you are already familiar with them, fine, don't, it's your choice. (But you'll only have yourself to blame if you forget one of the rules and accidentally break it. )
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13. Double-posting is not your friend. We have edit buttons for a reason.
And here, linked for your convenience, are the previous incarnations of this thread.
Previous Threads:
SpoilerAmotis' Random Banter #1
Dhavaer's Random Banter #2
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Rei Jin's Random Banter #4
Toxic Avenger's Random Banter #5
Jibar's Random Banter #6
Ego Slayer's Surrogate Random Banter #7
Sneak's Random Barroom Brawl #8
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Vaynor's Very Random Banter #10
Bookman's Blathering Random Banter #11
Gralamin's Glorious Random Banter #12
Rilik's Resplendently Random Raillery #13
Gezina's Growling Grazing Random Banter #14
The Zerglings Utterly And Geeky Random Banter #15
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Jack Squat’s Jubilantly Quixotic Random Banter #17
Cardel's Banter of Cookie Jubilation #18
Archonic's Chaotically Random Banter of Rods #19
The Rod's Inanimate Temple of RANDOM banter #20
Lucky’s Loquaciously Loud-Mouthed Random Banter#21
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Saithis' Soliloquy of Random Banter #23
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Malina's Random Spanish Banter #64 of morphical annoyance
Mr. E's Random Banter #65 of Cane Toting and Hat Tipping
Ego Slayer's Hellishly Random Banter #66.6
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Cobra Ikari's Random Banter #69 of Rampant Hugging, Guttermindedness, and ;-) Kinky.
Scorpina's Random Banter #70
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D'anna Biers RB #75
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Gezina's and Calamity's Random banter #78 of double entendre and doom
Random Banter #79 In Loving Memory of Hexa_Regina
Zeratul's random banter #80 of throwing puppies off bridges
Vespe's Random Banter #81 of singing dolphins and mostly harmless planets.
CSK's Giant in the Playground Forums Addicted Anonymous, Random Banter #82
Iames's Ramblingly Erratic Belldandy-Charged Random Banter #83
Serpentine's Scintillating Sensually and Sinuously Seductive Stochastic Satire #84
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Wadledo's Weirdly Warbling Watercress Watching Washing Machine Only Random Banter #96
SMEE's Random Banter #97 of gender bending and closet bursting
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Dr. Bath's Random Banter, dripping with daring deeds of dastardly deipnosophists #99
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Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101
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Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103
Aziraphiles Actually Alliterative and Awesomely Affluent Random Banter #104
Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
Dish's Delightfully Deranged and Deliciously Deliquent Random Banter # 106
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Zero's ambrosial and aberrantly adventitious, abstemiously erudite Random Banter #108
Coplantor's Completely Creative Cautious and Contemplative Random Banter #109
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TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111
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Wolfbane's Wonderfully Wacky and Wildly Wandom Random Banter #113
The Kiwi's Kinkily Knotted and Kookily Kickass Random Banter #114
Jude's Judgmental Jugular Jab and Jibber Jabbery Random Banter #115
The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116
Random Banter #117
Dragonprime's Dynamically Dangerous Dextrous and Destructive Random Banter #118
Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part one)
Groundhog's Random Banter of Weather Prediction and Anti-Gopherness (part two)
Mrmud's Mixed-Up and Minimally Mechanized Random Banter #121
Dogmantra's Dastardly, Despotic and Dangerous Random Banter #122
Chocolate Hammer Chocolate Hammer Chocolate Hammer Chocolate Hammer
As stated above, this thread is for random discussion, not random chit chat. That is to say, this is a forum, not your IM client. People have set up an unofficial IRC chat thingy for that sort of thing. Not only will you not annoy the people here, you will also help increase the popularity of the IRC chat. The latter is great... the former? Not so much.
So... have fun, I guess!
The new thread! She is mine, ha ha ha!
Hmm, now how do I work in the anachronism...oh well, I'll figure that out later.
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2009-07-15, 06:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #12
Don't mind my poor ego! I shall go and cry in the corner now, for I no longer have reason to frequent Friendly Banter. If anyone needs me, I'll be in SMBG!
So... umm... Stupid TVtropes sucking up my life![/attempt to make a reply that's actually productive]BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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2009-07-15, 06:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #12
Poor, poor Doggy.
Surely you saw that recent xkcd.....
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2009-07-15, 06:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #12
Let us spam this thread!
Spam.
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2009-07-15, 06:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-07-15, 07:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #12
Ahh, TVTropes... so wondrously time-consuming.
Is it just me, or has RB been moving slower of late? Where has everybody gone?Need a place to hang? Like Discord? Don't mind dealing with a capricious demon lord? Then you're welcome to join our LGBTQ+ friendly, often silly, very geeky server to discuss food, music, video games, tabletop, and much more.
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Re: Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #12
BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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2009-07-15, 07:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #12
Need a place to hang? Like Discord? Don't mind dealing with a capricious demon lord? Then you're welcome to join our LGBTQ+ friendly, often silly, very geeky server to discuss food, music, video games, tabletop, and much more.
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2009-07-15, 07:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #12
Oh, it's okay really. I didn't cry much...
I do put this sort of thing on, though. I'm sure I once wrote a few paragraphs on how upset I was that something was entirely the wrong shade of pink.BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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2009-07-15, 07:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #12
So I just made a nice big book order on Amazon. Fifty bucks of Batman and Discworld.
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2009-07-15, 07:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Haha! A new random banter!
Also, I'm back guys. I know I didn't quite say I was leaving, but I had some computer parts replaced, so now I have 4 GB of RAM and 500 GB HDD, and it's nice. I missed the playground so much though!
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Re: Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #12
Hello there Afro, it's not often we see you around these parts. You'll be pleased to hear that I may be testing out your beloved 3.5 edition sometime in the future. Don't expect a conversion, I just thought you'd like to know.
Against us Earthdwellers. Haven't you ever found it suspicious? The moon is always up there, watching and circling. He's watching all of us, you know. This may seem like an innocent order of literature to most, but you shouldn't be fooled. He obviously has something sinister in mind. I mean, do you know how hard it is to get Amazon to even deliver to the moon?
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Re: Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #12
You'd be surprised where I show up. I run the Heroes discussion threads on Media Discussions and I often show up here to ask... well, let's leave it at "questions" and hope nobody remembers, eh? Stupid foot.
You'll be pleased to hear that I may be testing out your beloved 3.5 edition sometime in the future. Don't expect a conversion, I just thought you'd like to know.Need a place to hang? Like Discord? Don't mind dealing with a capricious demon lord? Then you're welcome to join our LGBTQ+ friendly, often silly, very geeky server to discuss food, music, video games, tabletop, and much more.
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Re: Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #12
I personally only have the one, very confused Welshman in my family tree.
I think he's mostly confused due to the fact that there aren't any other Welshmen further up(or is it down? I can never remember...). And somehow that ties into a Cherokee that may or may not have existed or have played a role in producing my ancestors with my other ancestors.
*crunches on hummus toast* So, what's up, eh?
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Re: Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #12
Need a place to hang? Like Discord? Don't mind dealing with a capricious demon lord? Then you're welcome to join our LGBTQ+ friendly, often silly, very geeky server to discuss food, music, video games, tabletop, and much more.
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Re: Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #12
That, that picture, is.... BLASPHEMY!! a Hello Kitty Darth Vader .
I should really print that out and stick it on my borther's computer screen .
Anyways, I find myself lucky, i can't stand TVtropes, and i've only found myself sucked in by it once (the Oh Crap trope). It's great because i've seen others waste hours and hours on that site, just because they clicked one link to it from ootsAwesome avatar by Shades Of Gray!
I really need to find some new quotes to put here.
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Last edited by Alteran; 2009-07-15 at 08:41 PM.
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Re: Alteran's Amazingly Anachronistic, Altruistic, and Antagonistic Random Banter #12
The SRD's quite impressive, actually, in terms of what it provides. If you have any questions, of course, my inbox is usually open.
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I am very happy to have the SRD, it's just with the large amount of splatbooks that are out I've heard about a lot of things that I won't have access to. Thanks for the offer of help, but I don't think I'd end up using anything I don't have in a book anyways. As for rule questions, two of my friends have more experience with the system than I, so I can usually ask them.
I can't imagine it's easy to find spreadable human.
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BANG → !
OH LOOK AT HER/.../YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN/YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN MEAN/RICHARDS
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