loopy's Legendary and Long-Awaited Lollipop Fuelled Random Banter #128

[loopy]

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At long last, after 50 or so threads, loopy finally succeeds! *waits for crowd to go wild*

...Did I, diid I do it right?

[Tiger Duck]

Well you didn't link Thanatos's tread, and you made it 27 posts to soon.

edit the link is there now so that's one strike less (it is malfunctioning, so you might want to look at that.)

[Dogmantra]

Just as I was going to encourage everyone not to post in the old one 'til you were offline!

[loopy]

Well you didn't link Thanatos's tread, and you made it 27 posts to soon.

edit the link is there now so that's one strike less

Already done.

Have to scoot off to work soon. You'd think working in an arcade would be fun, but it just turns into another job.

Anyone here enjoy their work?

[Player_Zero]

Ah ha! A T-rex is no match for a giant robot.

This game is awesome... I can make Death fight a boxer with a lime. Or have Cthulu sucked into a black hole.

[Dogmantra]

I...
I wouldn't describe haullucinogens as a game, but whatever floats your boat!

[Tiger Duck]

have fun at work. I'll be of to bed so it is to someone else to initiate the first conversation of the tread.

[Player_Zero]

It's Scribblenauts. The only limitation is your imaaaaagination. Also no vulgar or copyrighted words.

[Dogmantra]

That's out?

I must buy it posthaste!

[Nameless]

New thread to burn through? *sets fire*

[Assassin89]

Speaking of Scribblenauts, I have played a game made by the same company known as Drawn to Life. It is an interesting game, as your drawn the objects rather than giving the name of the object.

[Rutskarn]

You know, I really hate InkScape. Wrestling together my latest IA submission was a chore and a half for no good reason--the controls are needlessly twitchy, clunky, and arbitrary.

I guess it beats paying for Illustrator.

[Moff Chumley]

Well, I just had my first practice with my new band... I'm so out of my league! These guys could write a symphony in their sleep. I mean, it's great being in a group with people who're good at what they do, but it's intimidating as hell.

[KataraAltinaII]

curses... I was hoping to be able to intercept the thread-making...

alas, I was foiled again.

[Coidzor]

*shuffles in*

*smacks TPAB, TPAH, TPAH, and TPAH*

Welp, that was embarrassingly long and drawn out.

How is everyone this evening?

I'm feeling peachy keen and torn between wanting to get a new girl and getting back with my ex.

...And playing the 2nd generation of pokemon games for the first time ever.

[Player_Zero]

I'm feeling peachy keen and torn between wanting to get a new girl and getting back with my ex.

Sign of insecurity. Be confident in yourself then worry about relationships later.

[Rutskarn]

Plutzer Zero isn't entirely wrong, y'know. No need to rush these things--step away from your desire to be in a relationship and proceed as your situation and attractions warrant. I couldn't for the life of me think of a good insult starting with P, so I went my usual route of making s*** up.

[Player_Zero]

Zayer Peero? Plutzer Zero?

Next it'll be Layer Ero. And I don't wanna be around when that happens. I told you, Rutskarn, it ain't happening between us. Not now. Not ever. And your fruity nicknames for me won't endear your way into my bedchambers.

[Shadow_Elf]

Whee! New Thread! But I kinda wanted it... Alas, I would have had it, were it not for that meddling party! Curses!

[Rutskarn]

Coming up with nonsensical appellations is the preferred method of courtship amongst my people, bigot.

It's second only to exploiting deep-set racial unease in your target to guilt them into the sack.

[Player_Zero]

At least I didn't vote in the Kaiser.

Make sense? I don't need to when I look this pretty.

[Coidzor]

Yeah, It's just been about a year now (which, considering how wonky it was, might only properly count as half a year) and I haven't really had a rebound fling or anything.

I really just wanna get out of the house and do something on a saturday night though. I miss dancing too, I need to definitely get started taking lessons again...

[Player_Zero]

If staying in on a Saturday night was bad for your mental health I would've gone insane years ago. You'll be fine.

[Rutskarn]

I really just wanna get out of the house and do something on a saturday night though. I miss dancing too, I need to definitely get started taking lessons again...

I continue with my irrational tearing down of the things that you do!

A man need not take lessons to dance! Just do what I do--let your body flow into the music. Become a spasmic, limb-rolling, leg-kicking hurricane that impresses those who look upon you through its sheer audacity. Ride the fine line between attracting mockery and respect. Become the king of the dance floor.

Also: @Zero: What do you mean, would have, oh-ho, etc.

[Phase]

This is the first time I can remember when I didn't just sit around in my underwear. Overly dramatic Uno and cake with Good n' Plenty on top for the win!

[Player_Zero]

And now a message brought to you from The Justice League to help prevent crime.

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[Coidzor]

This is the first time I can remember when I didn't just sit around in my underwear. Overly dramatic Uno and cake with Good n' Plenty on top for the win!

mmm mmm mmm. Though I prefer the Mike'n'Ikes to the Good and Plenty due to the ......licoriceness....

[Moff Chumley]

Yeah. That's gonna be effective.

[Rutskarn]

Next on Rutskarn's I Should Already Have Seen This Movie Dammit List: 12 Monkeys. When I found out it was Gilliam, that just sealed the deal right there.

[Shadow of the Sun]

You know what sucks?

Ingrown toenails.

Why did we manage to evolve a part of our body that so violently causes us pain?

I'm going to go headbutt evolution in the groin.