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2010-01-03, 08:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
What four times in twenty minutes? "nerd camp" indeed... and yet it's people who go to Band Camp (especially flute players) who get the bad rep.
Actually Roy x Nale could maybe work. United in mutual exasperation with everyone's favorite blond bard...
^.^ And I'm assuming "he" is a typo?That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-01-03, 08:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-03, 08:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2010-01-03, 08:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Me too. What's sad is when teenage boys think they're being hilarious and original when they quote American Pie at me. My exboyfriend even said it once while we were dating!
It's weird. I'm pretty sure I remember doing so when I first got an account and I also seem to remember it being there at some point, but now it's disappeared. Wonder if that's some sort of omen.That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-01-03, 09:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Originally Posted by Discord
I'll admit, though, that I wisfully wished Miko failed to escape her downwards spiral towards oblivion because it would be so much more tragic...
One note about the version on ff.net though; you left the forum italics tags in the third chapter instead of using the site's italics.
Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded
I had been going by memory instead of trawling the archives with the comics with Therkla in them, so I had completely forgotten that. Having gone back and trawled through, I plan to go back and fix that. It'll take me a bit though to work it into the story.
Thanks for spotting it for me though.
Originally Posted by half-halfling
Anyway, really dig the HinjoXTsukiko fic so far. It's a great start, and I can't wait to see more. Sereg, I really liked your last two fics, especially the Durkon/Badger!V one. CheeseMuncher, the KazumiXIFCC fic was hysterical.Assistant Executioneer of the Fanclub
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2010-01-03, 11:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Well, consider that Roy, Elan and Haley are likely to retire from active adventure at about the same time, or at least, they are likely to take a break at the same time to have children. So having them at about the same age isn't that much of a stretch, or at least, it sounds plausible.
However, I supposed that the twins are slightly older than Roy's boy, the noblewoman, being Daigo and Kazumi's child, is somewhat older, the half-dwarf is probably younger, and obviously V's child are already "old". So while they're all from the same generation, they weren't conceived at the same time precisely.
Then again, having the original Order (and friends) making some sort of great party and conceiving all the children then would be... in the spirit of this thread, to say the least.Beware the many wrong things in this spoiler!SpoilerThe Order of the Stick Jr.
Meet : Alexander, Joan, Ross, Leilandius, Hitomi, Ngoc and Arduvanius
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2010-01-03, 11:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-04, 12:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-04, 03:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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I want to ask a few questions
1:Are my posts invisible?(Probably cause I suck)
2: Can somebody propose some GOOD fAnfiction?
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2010-01-04, 03:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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Wow! I'm gone for a day, and then everyone starts posting stories again. Great stories everyone.
Hey careful, your scarring all the animal shelter cats away with your "silent" jumping up and down.
And welcome deoxyribose428 and MariVoloSa to the Crack Pairings Thread. The most insane PG-13 rated place in the world.
Ooooo! Oooo! Over here! Over here!
*Waves hand in the hair*
...what? I want to start the new year off happy.
FOR NON-PHYSICS SCIENCE!!!Last edited by Aaron; 2010-01-04 at 03:54 AM.
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2010-01-04, 04:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Welcome to the
madfun house, deoxyribose428 and MariVoloSa! I'm sure we'll get along swimmingly.
Would you like a drink? *holds up a questionably unlabled bottle*
If not, INITIATE GROUP HUG! *glomp*
Do you mean OOTS, or just fanfic in general?
Since you don't like slash, it narrows down the amount of fanfic you'd be interested in. A lot.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-04 at 04:47 AM.
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2010-01-04, 04:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Can I get a big hug, even though it's later? Today is my birthday and I'm feeling old...
Originally Posted by ShinyDelusion
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I wonder what V did at Wizard Camp?
Anyway, welcome to deoxyribose428 and MariaVoloSa. As long as you are insane, you'll fit in perfectly. And if you're not insane, don't worry. In this thread, sanity is temporary.
One more word of warning - don't drink anything Zanaril offers you. *shudders* Spiders, spiders in the ceiling... coming to get me...Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-01-04 at 04:49 AM.
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Oooh, and that's a bad miss.
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Mistakenly blew up the wizard who was trying to flirt with V, thinking the wizard was just trying to be annoying.
One more word of warning - don't drink anything Zanaril offers you. *shudders* Spiders, spiders in the ceiling... coming to get me...
Have you tried just going throught the archives until you find something you like?Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-04 at 04:56 AM.
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2010-01-04, 07:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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*looks at post*
*gasps*
Bad child! Go outside, think that people can be attracted to people of the same gender, and then come back in here. I realize that you may of just said it wrong (but your post kinda confirmed that.) , but until proven otherwise, you should not say things like that. (And: But i got nothin agianst real people you know, really doesn't convince me
And the reason you didn't get a welcome is:
1. The member who got welcomed, was a friend of a well known member.
2. And the member had been talked about earlier, which seemed like a pretty cool dudette.
and 3. You asked a question instead of "I'm new here! I've had fun reading your story's!" but instead you asked a naive question, then went on to revealing your Homophobia, and then going down the slippery slope!
Concerning Tsukiko, she is either extremely stupid or extremely sadistic when writing fan-fiction for her that seems in character. Also, concerning Water-Smurf's take on her, it is, obviously a AU (Alternate Universe) so if she wanted she could make Redcloak a bugbear, but she kept within the confines of Tsukiko's character.
(I also recommend that if you wish to argue with me, that we PM, as to keep the thread on track.)
EDIT: I make large posts, then someone sums it up in a few words.Last edited by Crilly; 2010-01-04 at 07:44 AM.
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2010-01-04, 08:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Welcome friends of Coffee to these anarchic halls. Here you will find things so strange and beautiful that your mind will bend until you appreciate them.
Thank you to ShinyDelusion and Nathander for liking my last couple of fics and also to Coffee and CheeseMuncher if I’m included in their positive assessment of recent work.
ShinyDelusion your fic is another one that I’m really excited about. I believe that this is the start of an awesome multipart fic (I just love the concept and the way you portray Tsukiko).
Yiuel I’d actually love to read the adventures of Oots jr. as a long ongoing series. One thing ShinyDelusion (and perhaps to a lesser extent you) must remember is that their ages actually have to be wildly different form each other (they’re different races after all). In fact I think you’re going to have to make the elves seriously underage (maybe they ran away from home and lied to the rest of thegroup about when elves reach maturity), they just age too slowly (remember that according to Races of the Wild, elves reach physical maturity long before they reach mental, emotional and social maturity and that though Rich clearly doesn’t go completely with RotW, it’s a useful guideline). I once wrote some formulas for the various player character races to work out their equivalent human age (and vice versa) (I think I just scored nerd points) so I can work out about how old they should be acting (roughly). Going by your picture, fic and how I imagine children being born and raised in those families I’ve developed a few ideas about what the characters are like (we need names for them please!) As I said, I see Roy’s child as rebelling against his father and trying to prove that he can be an effective hero and leader as a wizard (Yay, ironic cycles!) though I can see him taking advantage of his large strength like Roy tries to make use of his intelligence, becoming a gish-type character, basically using his spells to make himself better at hitting things with his dad’s sword. You seem to have made Roy’s son much more calm and gentle than his father (maybe that’s due to being nervous) but that makes sense from having a mother like his. For Elan and Haley’s twins, I see the girl as taking after her father but having inherited her mothers intelligence, wisdom and general competence, making her more of a Luna Lovegood cloudcookoolander than an Elan cloudcookoolander (and actually more of a Wonka than a cloudcookoolander), her brother is the snarky rogue who takes after his mother but has inherited his father’s flair for the dramatic, I also thought it would be funny if the daughter of Daigo and Kazumi had inherited her father’s paranoia about revealing her last name (which would also explain why you don’t reveal it before we know what Da… is) you seem to have made her the calm noble one which makes sense as she’s a noble monk and oldest besides the elves (and therefore definitely the most mentally mature by far). You’ve also made it pretty clear that Lien’s daughter is Lien’s daughter at least from what we’ve seen, maybe she doesn’t like water or trees and has a completely terrestrial (maybe even burrowing mount). V’s children are difficult as they’re not even mature yet and therefore highly malleable, you could almost do anything with them they’ve clearly decided to take after V’s side of the family and go adventuring (I suspect that they decided they wanted to be different classes and the the slightly more dominant one got first pick of wizard like “other parent” and the other decided toWow, that was long. I guess what I’m saying is even if it isn’t crack, want moar.Spoilertry copying grandparent and other grandparent.
Anyway, excellent work guys.
I’ve also had some more inspiration. These are pretty short and quickly done though the last is longer.
Mr. Scruffy x Snuggles (for those of you who do not know who Snuggles is, the cyan link in my signature provides a link to the thread where He was discovered, prepare yourself for a long and humorous read, the homebrew forum also has a thread called “Snuggles and the “CAT” pantheon” about Him and His pantheon which is more condensed and complete but less humorous.)
SpoilerMr.Scruffey watched as a dark portal opened in front of him and out walked a dark cat. It appeared to have a broach in place of one of its eyes. “Meeow?” asked Mr. Scruffy.
“MEEOW!” came the answer so full of hatred and POWER! That it could rip souls from their bodies.
“Actually,” thought Mr. Scruffy, “spending some time in the fires of the Abyss does sound like a hot date.” And so he followed the cat back through the portal, his only question being, “I wonder if the fact that He has a wand for a tongue will make things more interesting.”
Actually, I can see Snuggles doing this as we know that one of His previousloverssexual partners was a dog and He hates dogs so He may be into “anything that moves.” Also, I thought why use one Gitp specific meme when I can use two.
Translated into English:
Spoiler“Who are you?” asked Mr. Scruffy.
“I AM THE DARK LORD OF FELINES AND YOU WILL SPEND THE NIGHT WITH ME IN THE FIRES OF THE ABYSS.” came the answer
Cat is a beautiful language it says so much in so few words.
Next:
Therkla x Banjo
SpoilerTherkla was really starting to enjoy herself. All the power she possessed over this tribe and Elan simply because her hand was stuck up a puppets…up a puppet. She really could understand why Elan enjoyed this. She wanted to try it out some more, in more private circumstances. Maybe she would just “borrow” banjo for a few days.
Ok, that was fun but shorter than I hoped.
Next:
Elan x Vaarsuvius
Spoiler“I’m sorry Elan,” said Vaarsuvius, “I thought that you were making fun of me.”
“But you’re so cool and powerful and you can do anything.” replied Elan, “I wanted to try and be a bit more like you.”
“No individual has ever imparted such a compliment on me.” responded Vaarsuvius with shock.
“And then,” continued Elan, “you were all mean to me.”
“Maybe I will be able compensate for your grievances in some way.” smiled Vaarsuvius, “Allow me to demonstrate what else wizards can do.” and Elan found himself being led to the nearest bedroom.
Yay! My first V pairing where V was in elf form! Now I have truly ascended to the anarchic halls of crack fic writers.
Finally, this one’s a bit longer and a surprise:
Spoiler”It’s a good thing that you and your team came back when you did.” said the headmaster of Warthogs, “Your sister has been behaving more unusual everyday. We’ve been quite worried about her.”
At this Roy hastened his footsteps and he heard Haley cry, “Hey wait for us, just because the one with the shortest legs is no longer with us doesn’t mean we can go charging down the corridors.”
“Aye,” said Durkon, “We be glad ta help out yer family as it be yer duty but I be clanging mightily at this speed.” and indeed he was. “Alright,” said Roy, “I suppose this is a school.” And they slowed to a walk.
“She’s in there.” The headmaster indicated pointing through a door. They all gaped in astonishment at the sight that met them. At first none of them could believe that it was Julia, but they recognized her voice even through the accent she was attempting to use. “It be yer duty ter listen ta tha gods.” she said to the pupils in front of her who continued to walk past as if they had become used to this scene. No longer in her usual attire, she had covered every patch of skin below the neck in drab grey clothing, around her neck was a symbol of Thor and to top it off, she was wearing a fake beard. She carried a book in each hand. One was titled, “Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Dwarves but Were to Afraid to Ask” and the other was titled “Dwarf Culture for Dummies and Elves”. She also appeared to be trying to walk with a stoop to make herself seem shorter. At that point she seemed to notice them as she ran straight toward them. Roy instinctively reached out to hug his sister who clearly needed him, but she ran straight past him and flung her arms around Durkon. “Oh, Durkon,” she cried, “Thank Thor you’re back I’ve been trying all this time to become the perfect woman for you. Please tell me that I am now good enough to be with you.”
I’d laugh if something like that happened in canon.
Anyway in addition to my last thread title suggestion of: Crack pairings: Leave your sanity at the door
I thought that in honor of our resident paranoid illusionist, we could also have: Crack pairings: Our logic is weeping
Finally I noticed how the “motto” of “Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan” ie. “Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb” is a pretty good description of what we do here, so I thought that we could base one on that.
Wow, this was a long post.The Good Cat Mistress shall show mercy to her servants
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Competitions that I've Currently Entered: Lord Gareth's The Alter of Naught Base Class Challenge
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Yeah I know why I didnt get welcomed. But at least now my mind is corrupt enough to absorb the information.
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2010-01-04, 08:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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Especially after all the therapy...
Elan x Vaarsuvius
Yay! My first V pairing where V was in elf form! Now I have truly ascended to the anarchic halls of crack fic writers.
...Are you certain this does not count as child molestation?
“Dwarf Culture for Dummies and Elves”
Finally I noticed how the “motto” of “Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagan” ie. “Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb” is a pretty good description of what we do here, so I thought that we could base one on that.
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Hello, the dragons send their regards and would like to invite you to the breeding pits *Get's clobbered by dragonslayers*
NOT YOU GUYS AGAIN! *Runs from dragonslayers*
And the ABD is up to something, i can see it in her eyesLast edited by Closak; 2010-01-04 at 08:42 AM.
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How are the eggs doing? Any more hatchlings?
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A lot of them...
We have a slight overpopulation problem here, we are drowning in dragon hatchlings!
Also, there's fried elf for dinner today.
And the dragonslayers are having a field day chasing me halfway across the world. BUT THEY NEVER CATCH ME MWOAHAHAHA!
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