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Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
And we begin again, with a new thread for some of the strangest conversation ever displayed via the medium of electron.
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At the end of #145:
We were wondering what ION meant, discussing college applications and considering the merits of The Expendables.
Let the banter commence!
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
Might want to copypaste the first post of the last RB before it gets locked so you can keep the archive going and all that.
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And dont forget to ad the last topic to the list as well.
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Aaaand done, with Banjo's thread enshrined in glory for all eternity. In a spoiler box.
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Phooey. Next time it hits 50, Im totally grabbing it for mine :smallbiggrin:
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We all say that eventually. And get shot down.
Except for me, obviously, because momma didn't raise no fool and I realize the Playground cannot be beaten. And thus do not try.
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Originally Posted by
Cobalt
We all say that eventually. And get shot down.
Except for me, obviously, because momma didn't raise no fool and I realize the Playground cannot be beaten. And thus do not try.
I will not dissapoint my lord again. I mean my mother.
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Well I tried to claim it once. And then Vote flew in and claimed hundred.
One cannot defeat The MegaMod.
Since then I've just crawled in a little hidey hole and took 101, waiting for 151 to come....
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Originally Posted by
Dallas-Dakota
Well I tried to claim it once. And then Vote flew in and claimed hundred.
One cannot defeat The MegaMod.
Since then I've just crawled in a little hidey hole and took 101, waiting for 151 to come....
Good luck DD. DeeDee.
Bah. I have discovered one of the internets greatest garded secrets/ Dallas-Dekota is DeeDee from Dexter's Labratory.
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
Aha, one more has found out my secret.
A many before you exlaimed their wit at finding that out.
DeeDee is but one of my many forms of cheery annoyingness.:smallbiggrin:
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I don't believe it! Another one! What are you guys talking about?
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Originally Posted by
X2
I don't believe it! Another one! What are you guys talking about?
About how we secretly hate you.
Except when we know you're on line, we edit our posts into meaningless drivel.
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Dogman lies we love X2. Maybe.
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Man, I missed a load of stuff I could've commented on and now the old thread's locked so I can't quote them. Damn this party cutting into my internet time with its enioyable social interactions!
So instead of a quotestorm, iust one little bit I copy/pasted:
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Originally Posted by CurlyKitGirl
Entirely accidental reference then, I've still yet to read it.
The word 'frood' comes from Hitchhiker's. You didn't know that?
ION: Oh yeah, I've been at a party this evening, if you didn't catch that.
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You could still quote them, it's just be a pain in the neck to do so.
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Originally Posted by
AtlanteanTroll
Dogman lies we love X2. Maybe.
Awwww... I've never met you but from first impressions I love you too! :smallsmile:
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Originally Posted by
X2
Awwww... I've never met you but from first impressions I love you too! :smallsmile:
Remember those edits I was talking about?
:smalltongue:
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You know, I don't think I've been on the first page before.
It's all the Brits in here, with their different schedule. :smalltongue:
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Originally Posted by
X2
Awwww... I've never met you but from first impressions I love you too! :smallsmile:
Everything has gone according to my design
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Originally Posted by
Dogmantra
Remember those edits I was talking about?
:smalltongue:
Quiet Lord Vader
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Originally Posted by
AtlanteanTroll
Quiet Lord Vader
I pictured him as more of a Count Rugen guy, myself.
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Originally Posted by
AtlanteanTroll
le GASP!!
What does ION mean anyway?
In Other News
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Originally Posted by
Starfols
I pictured him as more of a Count Rugen guy, myself.
Who is Count Rugen
ION: I discovered YTAS and my mind has died a horrible death
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Originally Posted by
AtlanteanTroll
Who is Count Rugen
ION: I discovered YTAS and my mind has died a horrible death
:smallfurious:
You haven't seen this? That's...INCONCEIVABLE!
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Originally Posted by
Starfols
You keep using that word...
CAN'T RESIST
I... I don't think...
RESIST DARN IT RESIST
It means...
WILLPOWER
What you think it means.
ALSO: I am blaming They Might Be Giants again for keeping me up much longer than I intended to. If I ever meet them I might have to have a harsh word with them. Maybe. After I explode with excitement.
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Oooooh, a new Random Banter.
*dances with glee*
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Originally Posted by
Dogmantra
After I explode with excitement.
Either excitement, or maybe C4. The suspense is killing me! It isn't killing you, though, that'd be the C4. Man, the world sure is exciting once I start lacing everyone's food with explosives! You never know what might happen! (Except exploding, that will probably happen.)
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Originally Posted by
AtlanteanTroll
Everything has gone according to my design
...okay? :smallconfused:
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
I made up a somewhat comprehensive bedtime story as I was telling it, nonstop, while sleep deprived. I feel as though I've actually done something impressive. :smallsmile:
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Sleep deprivation does some impressive things. I've written bio lab reports on far less sleep than I should've had, and had them turn out quite insightful. :smallconfused:
Of course, I only noticed in the morning after.
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Any time spent with a cat on your lap has not been entirely wasted.
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Originally Posted by
Rawhide
Any time spent with a cat on your lap has not been entirely wasted.
For the cat, certainly. I prefer not risking a mauling if I try to get up for a cup of tea though.
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Originally Posted by
Rawhide
Any time spent with a cat on your lap has not been entirely wasted.
What about cat on head?
A Cat-Hat, if you will.
Also,
*BOOGIE!*
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:confused: (The smiley is a link, btw)
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Cats are epic. Except when they dribble on you. Like mine just did.
When he does that I kick him off my lap. I hope I can classically condition him, but it doesn't seem to be working.
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I'm tired, wired, and slightly inebriated.
On another note, I could really go for a snowcone right now.
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Originally Posted by
Dogmantra
I am blaming They Might Be Giants again for keeping me up much longer than I intended to. If I ever meet them I might have to have a harsh word with them. Maybe. After I explode with excitement.
there's a picture opposite me,
of my primitive ancestry,
which stood on rocky shores,
and kept the beaches shipwreck free.
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Originally Posted by
Lioness
When he does that I kick him off my lap. I hope I can classically condition him, but it doesn't seem to be working.
squirt gun... training with negative re-inforcement is quicker
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Originally Posted by
Archonic Energy
there's a picture opposite me,
of my primitive ancestry,
which stood on rocky shores,
and kept the beaches shipwreck free.
squirt gun... training with negative re-inforcement is quicker
Even though I respect that a lot
I'd be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off,
And countless, screaming Argonauts...
Also, I may be mistaken, but I think 'classically' and kicking him off of laps counts as negative.
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Originally Posted by
Starfols
Now, now. how are YTAS and the Princess Bride related?
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Originally Posted by
randman22222
Also, I may be mistaken, but I think 'classically' and kicking him off of laps counts as negative.
yes, but there may be other reasons you may want to make the cat move. however if you spray it only when it does something wrong it soon learns not to do that. :smallamused:
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Originally Posted by
randman22222
Even though I respect that a lot
I'd be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off,
And countless, screaming Argonauts...
Bluebird of friendliness!
Like guardian angels its always near
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Also Troll, it's related to your comment about Count Rugen, the six fingered man.
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
Perversely, the cat who lived in my house last year tried to condition me by biting me when he/she* wanted me to stop stroking
*never bothered to find out. It was always 'You, cat'
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
Archonic Energy
there's a picture opposite me,
of my primitive ancestry,
which stood on rocky shores,
and kept the beaches shipwreck free.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
randman22222
Even though I respect that a lot
I'd be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off,
And countless, screaming Argonauts...
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Phase
Bluebird of friendliness!
Like guardian angels its always near
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Pffffft.
I only listened to that once. And it was Jonathan Coulton covering it at PAX. Mostly it was the very catchy venue songs, especially The Egg, hence the worrisome lack of fire exits.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Phase
Either excitement, or maybe C4. The suspense is killing me! It isn't killing you, though, that'd be the C4. Man, the world sure is exciting once I start lacing everyone's food with explosives! You never know what might happen! (Except exploding, that will probably happen.)
Phase if you ever kill me I will call the moral victory.
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Ahh, a new thread, just as I predicted.
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Originally Posted by
Jibar
What about cat on head?
A Cat-Hat, if you will.
Very early yesterday morning, I actually walked down an empty street wearing a cat on my shoulders. That wouldn't really make it a Cat-Hat, though, but more of a Cat-Scarf...
ION: Cutovers are cutovers, and should be clearly displayed as such on the map, and not as ordinary forests, even if there are a few small trees growing on them. If I ever encounter the maker of that map, I'm going to have a few choice words for him. Orienteering with a deficient map is like writing on a computer with only half of the screen functioning - you have no idea of where you're going.
IOON: I've learned the painful way that, apparently, my right foot hasn't fully healed yet.
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Originally Posted by
Starfols
You know, I don't think I've been on the first page before.
It's all the Brits in here, with their different schedule. :smalltongue:
You mean our schedule of staying up until 3-5 am?
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Rawhide
Any time spent with a cat on your lap has not been entirely wasted.
This man, he speaks the truth.
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Phase
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
No no no. It was Professor Plum in the Conservatory with the Lead Piping.
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Originally Posted by
Thufir
You mean our schedule of staying up until 3-5 am?
It's true. We have the willpower to stay up until dawn, but the downside is losing the morning.
ION:
Dad iust made me rererereorganise his bookshelf. Even though he knows that Little Brother and Little Sister have purloined many of the books that belong on it.
I have discovered the following things:
1) Little Brother and Little Sister have, between them, manaaged to rip the covers off about three-quarters of mum's paperback WoT series. And have mangled about a third of our total hardback's dustiackets. And several more are iust missing entirely.
They. Will. Be. Punished.
2) Dad has nicked all of my Discworld books bar three for his own collection. They are being taken back today.
3) Dad was also the one who stole my entire ASoIaF series. They will now be in Little Brother and Sister's rooms. They will be taken back today. And if they are damaged They. Will. Be. Punished. Severely.
4) There are a total of ten miscellaneous books that belong to me that are on his bookshelves. They are being reclaimed. As are the ones in the rest of the series' in the siblings rooms.
5) FOr some reason Dad has two copies of almost every single Belgariad and Mallorean book. And three of The Demon Lord of Karanda.
6) My Dad has almost every single Terry Brooks book he ever published. Well, I rediscovered this one. The same goes for David Gemmel and Terry Goodkind.
7) He's going to flip his lip when he sees what's happened to his (and mum's) books.
8) His old book club almost always sent him a free book which was one of the middle of a series or in two cases, the third book in a trilogy.
9) My Dad kept a soldering iron and a saw snaffled away at the very back of the bookcase. They are now on the floor where they belong.
10) I needed to get this list up to ten so I will mention that we have too many of those oddly sized paperbacks which are, in many cases larger than the hardback versions of the same books.
I am dusty, sweaty, hot, displeased and contemplating some serious vengeance.
The angry Curly avvie is coming out.
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*Sneaks in*
THREAD BLESSING!
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...ietrobulus.png
...;w; I'mma miss you guys for the next week or two.
*Ninja's out*
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Originally Posted by
CurlyKitGirl
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I am dusty, sweaty, hot, displeased and contemplating some serious vengeance.
The angry Curly avvie is coming out.
:smalleek:
quick everyone out of the thread!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL...
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
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Originally Posted by
Archonic Energy
:smalleek:
quick everyone out of the thread!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL...
Red Dwarf reference.
Called it.
Awesome.
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
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Originally Posted by
CurlyKitGirl
Red Dwarf reference.
Called it.
Awesome.
am i really that predictable? :smallsigh:
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
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Originally Posted by
Archonic Energy
Am I really that predictable? :smallsigh:
Nope. But when I saw "evacuate the thread
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"
I thought, 'AE's a Britlander. What're the chances he pulled a Dwarf reference? Pretty high I think.'
Besides, when I hear I "THIS IS NOT A DRILL" I tend to think to myself This is a drill"
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
Wow. Brazeneck accepts female students? Very modern of them.
ION:: Forgot to mention, on friday I learned how to solve a 4x4 or most of a 5x5 rubiks cube!
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
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Originally Posted by
Thufir
Wow. Brazeneck accepts female students? Very modern of them.
Well the Archchacellor feels that, as the archchancellor of the UU is so traditionalist, he'll attract more students if he accepts female students.
There are rumours that the UU, under a previous archchancellor, accepted one female student. But as the Archchancellor was there (albeit visiting his aunt at the time she supposedly gained acceptance) for so long, and hasn't seen a single female student, we dismiss the rumours as complete hokum.
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
But isn't he concerned that this will increase the risk of sourcery?* And this time he won't find it so easy to claim he was visiting his aunt and therefore had nothing to do with it.
*Given the average wizard, the risk probably isn't that significant, however also given the average wizard, very few wizards will realise this.
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
I name myself me. And as my first declaration as myself, I declare everyone can has a free interneta and Arbys.
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
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Originally Posted by
AtlanteanTroll
I name myself me. And as my first declaration as myself, I declare everyone can has a free interneta and Arbys.
Sweet! :smallbiggrin: *loads up on Beef-N-Cheddars & Curly fries* P=
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
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Originally Posted by
Thufir
But isn't he concerned that this will increase the risk of sourcery?* And this time he won't find it so easy to claim he was visiting his aunt and therefore had nothing to do with it.
*Given the average wizard, the risk probably isn't that significant, however also given the average wizard, very few wizards will realise this.
We still have single sex halls and there are charms preventing oppostite sex access.
Except for the cleaning ladies and the bledlows of course.
But as they're not magical it doesn't matter.
In addition there is a Dorm Mistress (somewhat akin to Mrs. Ludlow) and a Dorm Master.
Even a wizard knows not to cross them or the bledlows and the maids.
Too many things can go missing otherwise.
Especially as there's a meagre five courses at every meal.
:smallamused:
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
So, today I survived the following: explosions, gas leaks, and swarms of bees.
I'm not sure, but I think I might be an action hero. And there are no words in English to describe how incredibly awesome it would be to have Arbys right now. I would gorge myself to the point of bursting, then keep another week's worth of sandwiches in my fridge to nom with reckless abandon.
Not the least of reasons being I'm tired of being told that I don't eat enough, and that I look thin and unhealthy. I'm equally tired of seeing photographs people have taken of me and recoiling in horror at what I see.
No, this doesn't belong in the Depression thread or anything like that. It's just a small ramble. Enjoy the rest of your day, folks.
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
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Originally Posted by
PhoeKun
So, today I survived the following: explosions, gas leaks, and swarms of bees.
No no no, you don't get to just post that and then go.
ELABORATE, vile fiend.
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
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Originally Posted by
PhoeKun
So, today I survived the following: explosions, gas leaks, and swarms of bees.
Meep! :smalleek:
Mauve sent the bees, didn't she? >_>
It's always Mauve. <_<
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Originally Posted by
PhoeKun
I'm not sure, but I think I might be an action hero.
Did you remember not to look at the explosion?
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Re: Masa's Massively Masterful Message Medium - Random Banter #146
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Originally Posted by
PhoeKun
So, today I survived the following: explosions, gas leaks, and swarms of bees.
Envy in a coolness-sense! The only thing I've survived today was poor maps, stoney forests and blueberry pie. Actually, I could go for even more blueberry pie. Good thing that we now have a quite large supply of blueberries, thanks to my spontanious berry-picking expeditions the last week.