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Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Hello, and welcome to the sixth Crack Pairings thread. If you haven't read the previous ones yet, you can do so here, here, here, here, and here.
Or, if you don't wish to read through all 250 pages, here's the short version: we have a roller and some tables. You roll a pairing, and maybe a plot device, then you write it, draw it, act it out, interpretive dance it, whatever! Apparently we like this sort of thing.
Please remember to keep it clean, folks! The board rules still apply!
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Roland St. Jude
Sheriff of Moddingham: ...Seriously, if you want to continue crack pairings, keep it to fictional characters and board-appropriate.
You heard the sheriff, don't test the title and keep in mind the above warning about the rules.
When posting a pairing, please at least try to do something with it. We like it when people try!
New: Sure, we won't be winning any Oscars or anything, but that doesn't mean we can't have our own little awards.
Should you wish to roll a pairing, Sgeo coded up a roller for us. If you want that personal touch, go roll on the tables, or make up your own pairing!
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Zanaril's
Funky Goose's
Discord's
Saeyan
rangermania
Trixie
MReav
Kaytara
half-halfling
Felyndiira
Tables!
Of course, feel free to make up your own pairings!
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Crack Pairings Story Index
Stories by Asta Kask
Stories by badam104172
Stories by baf
Stories by BatRobin
Stories by Belkster11
Stories by The Blackbird
Stories by TheBibliophile
Stories by CapedLuigiYoshi
Stories by Cire II
Stories by ClericOfBelker
Stories by Closak
Stories by CoffeeIncluded
Stories by Cracklord
Stories by CurlyKitGirl
Stories by Dak Frostwrath
Stories by Dark Apprentice
Stories by The Dark Fiddler
Stories by DarkElfGangsta
Stories by Dark_Stryke
Not for Everyone
It All Started With A Kiss
Stories by Discord
Stories by doliest
Stories by Dra-Goon
Stories by Dr.Gunsforhands
Stories by Elan's Modron
Stories by Elvenblade
Stories by esmerelder
Stories by EvilRoeSlade
Stories by Expeditious
Stories by Eztheria
Stories by Forevernade
Stories by Gimliggamer
Stories by golentan
Stories by gosh
Stories by Hijax
Stories by icastflare!
Stories by Introbulus
Stories by jogiff
Stories by Kaytara
Stories by Kill Screen
Stories by Kirby
Stories by Kitteh
Stories by KnightMysterio
Stories by Kobold-Bard
Stories by Kraggi
Stories by Kyronea
Stories by Kyuubi
Stories by Lawyergoblin
Stories by lindorm
Stories by Lollie
Stories by Lubirio
Stories by Lycan 01
Stories by MagicianMan5
Stories by Malkar Grumbo
Stories by Mariel Dragon
Stories by MasamuneSSX
Stories by Meg
Stories by Metalhead
Stories by mizzim
Stories by Monzach
Stories by Moofin Bard
Stories by Moon_Called
Stories by MReav
Stories by Mr. Cales
Stories by NamonakiRei
Stories by Nathander
Stories by NemoUtopia
Stories by Nerdanel
Stories by The Odor
Stories by Omergideon
Stories by Oooohaloophole
Stories by Pid6
Stories by pnewman
Stories by PsychoPat
Stories by Ronnoc
Stories by RPGAgmJAY
Stories by Saeyan
Stories by SaintRidley
Stories by Sequinox
Stories by Sereg
Stories by Sewblon
Stories by ShinyDelusion
Stories by ShneekeyTheLost
Stories by Silverraptor
Stories by Somniloquist
Stories by Sstoopidtallkid
Stories by Taekwondodo
Stories by Tatterdemalion
Stories by Thor Person Guy
Stories by Tira-chan
Stories by TooManySecrets
Stories by TSED
Stories by waterpenguin43
Stories by Water-Smurf
In the Arms of Morpheus
Icelus
Curse of Phobetor
Tragedy of Hypnos
Pasithea's Messenger
Bridge Across the Stars
In Vino Veritas
Claude Os, Aperi Oculos!
Quos Amor Verus Tenuit, Tenebit
Acta Non Verba
Pawns of the Gods
Dumped on the Rooster
Stories by Weimann
Stories by WhereamI?
Stories by Xesirin
Stories by Yiuel
Stories by yubel
Stories by Zanaril
Stories by Zen_Heart
Stories by Ziren
Stories by Zolkabro
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Crack Pairings Art Compilation
A compilation of the art made specifically for the Crack Pairings Thread.
Art by BatRobin
Art by Belkster11
Art by CoffeeIncluded
Art by Delorges
Art by Discord
Art by Expeditious
Art by Funky Goose
Art by half-halfling
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Vaarsuvius and V's personifications of femininity and masculinity.
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Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius, their children and the soul splice.
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Tsukiko and Jirix.
http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/x...alfling/V3.png
Haley and Vaarsuvius.
http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/x...g/Untitled.png
MiTD and Tsukiko.
http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/x...Untitled-1.png
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/x...g/Beztytuu.png
Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
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Vaarsuvius' Parent and young Vaarsuvius.
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Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
http://i750.photobucket.com/albums/x...ling/rys-1.png
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
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Tiasal and Terentius.
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Jirix, Tsukiko, Redcloak, Celia, Belkar, Roy, Haley, Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius and their children, wishing Kaytara a happy birthday.
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Tiasal, Tsukiko, and Xykon.
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Plushie Dragon Vaarsuvius.
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Aarindarius, Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius and their children.
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Aarindarius.
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Roy and Miko.
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Therkla and Miko.
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Elan, Roy, and Miko.
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A scene from Water-Smurf's fanfic, featuring Haley, Roy, Elan, and a mysterious creature.
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Aarindarius and Inkyrius.
Art by Kaytara
Art by Kirby
Art by Meg
Art by MReav
Art by The Neoclassic
Art by Ninjamuffin
Art by Oooohaloophole
Art by Saeyan
Art by Tira-chan
Art by TooManySecrets
Art by Trixie
Art by Yiuel
Art by Zanaril
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Wow, I didn't even know you could get to 51 pages.
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CoffeeIncluded
Wow, I didn't even know you could get to 51 pages.
Yup. The 50 page maximum isn't software, just policy.
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Replying to CI's question about Radic/someguyJanineknows:
When she invited him to drink tea, she did not expect that they would just sit around and... well, imbibe hot beverage. But he didn't get it what she meant, and she was too embarrased to make a more direct proposal along the lines of "Lets have wild sex!"
A friend had this happen to him. The lady asked him up for tea and he agreed. Then she asked if he would like to sleep over, and he (completely oblivious) said "Yeah, you have a nice sofa, I'll sleep there." And she just looked disappointed (which he completely missed) and went to her bedroom. And a couple of days later he said "d'oh" in quite a loud voice as he suddenly understood what he meant.
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Yay, new tread! *Dragon marks*
*Settles in*
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How long do old threads usually sit around for (after being closed)? Will we have to move old stories to another storage facility sometime or face losing them?
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*gets tired of attempting to kill Closak*
*goes to sleep in the thread and leaves a special glass with nothing in it for Zanaril*
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Hooray, new thread! :smallbiggrin: *swigs random nearby glass*
*collapses*
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Originally Posted by
Asta Kask
Replying to CI's question about Radic/someguyJanineknows:
When she invited him to drink tea, she did not expect that they would just sit around and... well, imbibe hot beverage. But he didn't get it what she meant, and she was too embarrased to make a more direct proposal along the lines of "Lets have wild sex!"
A friend had this happen to him. The lady asked him up for tea and he agreed. Then she asked if he would like to sleep over, and he (completely oblivious) said "Yeah, you have a nice sofa, I'll sleep there." And she just looked disappointed (which he completely missed) and went to her bedroom. And a couple of days later he said "d'oh" in quite a loud voice as he suddenly understood what he meant.
Ah, thanks.
Haha, your friend's pretty slow on the uptake, isn't he.
Before you ask, my math test went well. However, I was rushing and made a stupid error at the very beginning of a LONG problem, and I found it...WHEN I HAD FINISHED THE PROBLEM.
I had to start that problem all over; nearly ten minutes down the drain.
This happens to me a LOT, especially on math and physics tests, but pretty much everywhere. I rush, I make stupid mistakes (2+5 instead of 2*5, fill in the wrong bubble on a multiple choice test, use the wrong tense when translating a Latin passage, but mostly using mathematical calculations and formulas) ALL THE TIME on tests, especially when I'm rushing. It's a particularly nasty manifestation of my ADHD and it happens much less frequently when I have more time.
But because I still manage to get As most of the time (Though not in Physics because I make these mistakes on almost every single problem), no extra time on tests for me.
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I'm not sure which scares me more: that a thread like this exists in the first place, or that it has come so far.
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I'd be more worried about the fact that they have the names and probably the material for six more.:smallamused:
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Originally Posted by
CoffeeIncluded
Ah, thanks.
Haha, your friend's pretty slow on the uptake, isn't he.
My friend is a tea fanatic. Once you mention tea to him, all other thoughts disappear from his mind. His peak consumption was 3 gallons tea per day. Yes, gallons. He got this strange pain where his kidneys were...
And these brain farts happen. I've done something similar - me and a few friends went to see a play and during intermission a pretty redhead comes up to me and asks if I'm at the theatre alone. And I think it's a little strange question but I say no - because I'm there with friends. And midway during the second act I start pounding my head on the seat in front of me because I realize she wasn't asking if I was there alone (without anyone) but whether I was there single (without a girlfriend). The two are closer in Swedish.
And it doesn't help that women sometimes say things in a very roundabout way. Like saying "Oh, an ice cream stand. Do you want ice cream?" and expecting their boyfriend to understand that this means "I want ice cream."
The intricacies of indirect speech are very interesting and make life absolute hell for people with autism. "I was wondering if you could take out the garbage?" Why are you informing me about your musings about my physical capabilities?
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YAY!!! New thread! Party time! :smallbiggrin: *starts dancing*
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Originally Posted by
Kyuubi
*due to being under the effects of love potion starts hitting on Zanaril knowing her profile used to say she was female*
...Looks like puting Zanaril's DNA in her own love potions was compleatly worth it. :smallamused: :smalltongue:
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Originally Posted by
Asta Kask
My friend is a tea fanatic. Once you mention tea to him, all other thoughts disappear from his mind. His peak consumption was 3 gallons tea per day. Yes, gallons. He got this strange pain where his kidneys were...
And these brain farts happen. I've done something similar - me and a few friends went to see a play and during intermission a pretty redhead comes up to me and asks if I'm at the theatre alone. And I think it's a little strange question but I say no - because I'm there with friends. And midway during the second act I start pounding my head on the seat in front of me because I realize she wasn't asking if I was there alone (without anyone) but whether I was there single (without a girlfriend). The two are closer in Swedish.
And it doesn't help that women sometimes say things in a very roundabout way. Like saying "Oh, an ice cream stand. Do you want ice cream?" and expecting their boyfriend to understand that this means "I want ice cream."
The intricacies of indirect speech are very interesting and make life absolute hell for people with autism. "I was wondering if you could take out the garbage?" Why are you informing me about your musings about my physical capabilities?
Believe me, I know. :smalltongue: I've trained myself to become better at indirect speech and secondary meanings and such, but it's still haphazard.
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If you want to know more about indirect speech I recommend Stephen Pinker's "The Stuff of Thought", where you will also learn how our verbs reflect the way our minds carve up the world and all the complexities of cursing. Why, when something goes wrong, does our conversation take a sudden turn towards holy things, procreation or defecation?
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Originally Posted by
Asta Kask
Why, when something goes wrong, does our conversation take a sudden turn towards holy things, procreation or defecation?
The same reason I have the urge to hit something when I get extremely frustrated.
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Originally Posted by
Kyuubi
I'd be more worried about the fact that they have the names and probably the material for six more.:smallamused:
Eleven more. We have titles for up to thread 17.
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We're already on a new thread? I didn't even get a chance to get drunk! :< (And I didn't know that threads could actually go past fifty... I guess we made up for that page we missed in the first thread!)
But anyway...
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Originally Posted by
Taekwondodo
Water-Smurf: *sighs* No offence to anyone else but this is why I come to this board, for ANY of your stories! Please never stop writing. Not being familier with the characters (apart from what you have written) I can't really comment but they feel right.
This makes me feel really warm and fuzzy inside. That feels really nice. *snuggles in corner with blanket and prolongs feeling as much as possible*
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Originally Posted by
Zanaril
At least she has a cleric with her. :smalltongue:
Too bad it's one she likes to slap around. I can't help but feel bad for Yutrin--I mean, the one person in the whole world besides him (to his knowledge) hates his guts and beats him up even when he's trying to tend to their wounds.
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I wonder though; if time doesn't flow, do wounds still heal?
I figure that, as long as the patron god of something is still active, it still exists. So, since Artemis is alive, there is still hunting, but since Cronos is inactive, time has ceased to have meaning, so there is no natural flow anymore. If Hygeia or Asclepius are still around, then healing and health is still possible.
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I have to agree with Taekwondodo, it's hard to judge incharacter-ness at this stage with minor characters, although they seem fine. I like Yutrin for some reason, I think you're doing well to make his sympathetic without being too woobie-ish.
I'm not quite sure how I managed that--Yutrin seems to have all characteristics of a woobie.
Wait... how did I manage that? :smallconfused:
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BTW, how do you pronounce Yutrin? :smallconfused: Is it Yoo-trin or Yuh-trin? Or is the Y pronounced as an 'i'? :smallconfused:
YOO-trin. And the Y is pronounced as a 'y'.
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Oh, and finally *sends some plot-bunnies back to Water-Smurf* If nothing else, they'll keep you company.
*snuggles with plotbunnies* *they start to multiply* Gah!
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Originally Posted by
CoffeeIncluded
Water-Smurf...So is she pregnant with twins?
Hestia likes preparing for both possibilities, but just because she mentioned it doesn't mean that she is going to have twins.
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Originally Posted by
Thor Person Guy
@Water-Smurf: :eek: I fear for Tiasal's soul. And possibly the continued survival of the sentient races.
Her soul? Why?
And when did the continued survival of the sentient races come in?
(I may be confused as to which chapters you just read...)
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Originally Posted by
CoffeeIncluded
The same reason I have the urge to hit something when I get extremely frustrated.
But why these things? Why not cooking, or pets, or astronomy? These topics turn up whenever people curse all over the world, suggesting there's some deep key to the human psyche.
Anyway, this isn't getting more crack pairings done. Water-smurf, what you do is, you take the plot bunnies and cook them. Then you eat them, and get new ideas.
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Originally Posted by
Water-Smurf
Her soul? Why?
She does seem to be swimming towards the deep end of the alignment pool. And that's where the nasty kids who dunk people underwater and hold them there all are.
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And when did the continued survival of the sentient races come in?
If they're going back to the Snarl plan, it kind of puts the whole world back on the line again.
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Originally Posted by
Asta Kask
But why these things? Why not cooking, or pets, or astronomy? These topics turn up whenever people curse all over the world, suggesting there's some deep key to the human psyche.
I'd guess it's because the things we use to swear with are all topics that be have a strong, deeply ingrained emotional reaction to. When we start yelling at people, we want them to know that we're having an emotional reaction to something; what better way to make everyone emphasise with you than to make them angry too? :smalltongue:
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I promised I'd do a floor plan for a Crack Pairings Club House using what you have kindly told me when I joined you?
Here are the links:
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/t...a/cptca001.jpg
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/t...a/cptca002.jpg
I promise I'll remake them once I find my dungeon designer CD.
So...
Please disregard the size notes, they'll be remade. 37.5 m seems too small to me and I'll adjust the thread house and library tower size accordingly then.
We are "confined" by a large, nice brick wall so that no one can accidently stumble in and blame it on us for not making it visible enough where our area starts. We've got a parking lot and a copter landing place which can double as teleporting space. Next thing is the actual thread house which has five floors (cellar, ground floor, 1-3) and a roof deck. Behind the thread house there's a large storehouse/warehouse where the Brain Bleach is stored. To the right there's a large park in whichs centre the library tower is (which has one floor more than the thread house). The library tower is constructed and interiour fashioned to look like a mage's tower.
The ground floor of the TH has two large and two small rooms: If you enter through the front door you end up at the reception where you can read new stuff. Two doors lead to the main room. In the middle front there's a large buffet, to the right with window-view at park and library-tower the artist corner where you can work if you don't need absolute silence and to the left there's a large TV with consoles, games and DVDs as well as a sofa group around a low table. The middle of the room is free for spontaneous messing around. The lower right door leads to the bathroom, the lower left door to the stairs. Those are "hidden" and can be accessed through two hidden levers disguised as candleholders which lower the staircase from the ceiling. Down goes to the cellar where the washing machines etc. are and up leads to the first floor.
The first floor has a large kitchen and several large and small sound-proof rooms equipped for various occassions such as band practice, karaoke and so on.
Second and Third floor are identical with each 18 rooms along the walls so that everyone's got a window or two in his room. Yes, you've read correctly. These rooms are for personal use such as storing sketches, sleeping, working in silence and brewing potions. In the middle of each floor are two larger bathrooms with bathtub (these aren't on the floor plans because I've forgotten them).
The roof deck is currently empty.
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Are me and Closak allowed to land on the helicopter landing pad? being dragons we're going to need some place to land.
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yay!:smallbiggrin:
now, where is this treehouse going to be located?
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Grab any tree you like. Only tell me it's general location so I may add it on the chart.
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So what are we going to call it?
The Crack Palace?
I take the biggest bed!
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Hm... I can try and import a tree from there... But I doubt that I can get a permanent portal license to the Schwarzwald. Even if we have a tree house there.... :/
Say, you from Germany? That'd make us three if I correctly remember...
EDIT: Huh, where did the post go that I was responding to?
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Can I suggest replacing one of the Supplemental Plot devices with "Narrated by someone".
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Hmm...*Eats a bunch of random civilians* Nomnomnom.
Oh well, i'm out for now. See ya *Falls asleep in the middle of the room*
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Originally Posted by
Eztheria
Hm... I can try and import a tree from there... But I doubt that I can get a permanent portal license to the Schwarzwald. Even if we have a tree house there.... :/
Say, you from Germany? That'd make us three if I correctly remember...
EDIT: Huh, where did the post go that I was responding to?
it disappeareded:smalltongue:
no, I'm not from Germany. But I'm learning German.
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Kyuubi
it disappeareded:smalltongue:
It ninja-teleported away! :O
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Originally Posted by Kyuubi
no, I'm not from Germany. But I'm learning German.
Kewl :) How does it go? I often hear that it's a tough language to learn because of the pronounciations.
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well, I really like the way the german language sounds which helps. It's kind of a low guttural sound. The words in it just sound so cool too.
so it goes well. I don't even have a problem with pronunciation currently. heck if I tried I could probably sing this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWm87HkaYdE The problem I have is with tense. (such as past tense, present tense and future tense)
Does anybody have any stick art they can have me do? I'm trying to improve my inkscape skills
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Originally Posted by
Eztheria
I promised I'd do a floor plan for a Crack Pairings Club House using what you have kindly told me when I joined you?
Here are the links:
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/t...a/cptca001.jpg
http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/t...a/cptca002.jpg
I promise I'll remake them once I find my dungeon designer CD.
So...
Please disregard the size notes, they'll be remade. 37.5 m seems too small to me and I'll adjust the thread house and library tower size accordingly then.
We are "confined" by a large, nice brick wall so that no one can accidently stumble in and blame it on us for not making it visible enough where our area starts. We've got a parking lot and a copter landing place which can double as teleporting space. Next thing is the actual thread house which has five floors (cellar, ground floor, 1-3) and a roof deck. Behind the thread house there's a large storehouse/warehouse where the Brain Bleach is stored. To the right there's a large park in whichs centre the library tower is (which has one floor more than the thread house). The library tower is constructed and interiour fashioned to look like a mage's tower.
The ground floor of the TH has two large and two small rooms: If you enter through the front door you end up at the reception where you can read new stuff. Two doors lead to the main room. In the middle front there's a large buffet, to the right with window-view at park and library-tower the artist corner where you can work if you don't need absolute silence and to the left there's a large TV with consoles, games and DVDs as well as a sofa group around a low table. The middle of the room is free for spontaneous messing around. The lower right door leads to the bathroom, the lower left door to the stairs. Those are "hidden" and can be accessed through two hidden levers disguised as candleholders which lower the staircase from the ceiling. Down goes to the cellar where the washing machines etc. are and up leads to the first floor.
The first floor has a large kitchen and several large and small sound-proof rooms equipped for various occassions such as band practice, karaoke and so on.
Second and Third floor are identical with each 18 rooms along the walls so that everyone's got a window or two in his room. Yes, you've read correctly. These rooms are for personal use such as storing sketches, sleeping, working in silence and brewing potions. In the middle of each floor are two larger bathrooms with bathtub (these aren't on the floor plans because I've forgotten them).
The roof deck is currently empty.
Awesome! :smallbiggrin:
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*Teleports in with several things*
how about this for the deck? *you all see patio furniture with lots of table umbrellas*
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Re: Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves
Okay, okay, okay. Seriously now folks, the derails are getting to be a bit much. I just slogged through 4 pages on the last thread, and I don't think there was a single mention of the Order of the Stick, let alone crack pairings.
Can we at least try to stay on topic? A little? It's not that I don't enjoy the randomness we get up to at times, by I'd hate to see the thread closed because we decided to talk about alien invasions or what have you instead of what the thread is actually about.
And no, Coffee, I don't think an entirely off-topic post with a little footnote at the end about how you hope you inspired a crack pairing counts. :smalltongue:
Eztheria: Awesome club house. I'll take a room in it. Somewhere away from any dragons. I'd rather someone else's dying scream be the warning that one of them got hungry or bored.
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Eztheria
Awesome Crack Club House, Eztheria! :smallbiggrin: I really like all of the secret doors, rooms, and levers.
As a cleric, I guess I'm the manager of the Brain Bleach warehouse. :smallbiggrin: Now I can finally try out that new high power brain bleach formula. It's brain bleach mixed with a certain amount of Holy Water. I call it, "Holy brain bleach." Clean and purify your mind. :smallbiggrin:
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Raging Gene Ray
I was just suggesting, not calling dibs.
EDIT: But I'll see if I can muster some horrible, halfly-assed abomination of creative writing up.
Oh. Well in either case, I couldn't really see myself doing a good job with the idea. Good luck!
Teeheehee, loved the latest Miko x Thog, Sereg.
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Asta Kask
Murphy's Law Pairing
Spoiler
Show
Radic x someguyJanineknows
Background: Janine recommended a nice guy and Radic asked him to the village dance. Now J&R talk about what happened...
Radic: So we went to the dance, and then...
Janine: Yes? :smalltongue:
Radic: ...and then he asked if could follow me home...
Janine: Yes? :smallsmile:
Radic: ...and then I asked if he wanted to come in and drink some tea...
Janine: And then what happened? :smallbiggrin:
Radic: *mumble, mumble* :smallredface:
Janine: What did you say? :smallbiggrin:
Radic: *mumble, mumble* :redface:
Janine: You must speak lou...
Radic: We! Drank! Tea! NOTHING. MORE. HAPPENED. :furious:
*bursts into tears*
And that is why should always put ranks in Sense Motive.
Comments?
Hahaha, indeed...
Cool map thingamies, Eztheria!
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Kyuubi
Does anybody have any stick art they can have me do? I'm trying to improve my inkscape skills
I can't come up with anything specific, but comics of crack fics people have written are always pretty cool.
Anyway, yay for a new thread! But seriously, I hope that next time I trudge through four new pages there'll be more crack and crack discussion on them...
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Sorry I've been absent, but I've been getting back into school.
Anyhow, I kinda lost track of the last thread after pages 43-44. I'll be going through them anyway to get back up to speed, but was there anything particularly notable I missed?
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Asta Kask
Anyway, this isn't getting more crack pairings done. Water-smurf, what you do is, you take the plot bunnies and cook them. Then you eat them, and get new ideas.
:< :< :< But da bunnies are so cah-ooot!
(Yes, my English skills go down to pre-school levels when thinking of bunnies. :> )
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Zanaril
She does seem to be swimming towards the deep end of the alignment pool. And that's where the nasty kids who dunk people underwater and hold them there all are.
Oh, right. That. :smalltongue: Expect dunking. A lot of it.
(I hope that Reddy gets to her soon enough. With the way her character's developing, even I am beginning to wonder. :< I'm starting to think that she would try to kill him if Xykon asked her to.)
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If they're going back to the Snarl plan, it kind of puts the whole world back on the line again.
Oh, right. :smalltongue: Imagine V's reaction if/when she turns up again.
:vaarsuvius:: Oh for the love of--I die for a mere fifteen years and my family is already made up of extremists bent on destroying the world! *grumbles* Redcloak, by the elven gods, you had better have a good reason for this turning out this way...
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Eztheria
I claim a room in the corner! :D
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Nathander
Sorry I've been absent, but I've been getting back into school.
Anyhow, I kinda lost track of the last thread after pages 43-44. I'll be going through them anyway to get back up to speed, but was there anything particularly notable I missed?
...A couple stories were done... floor plans for a clubhouse were made... I updated PotG... but the last two or three pages got derailed.
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The ABD's cave should be on the floor plan. So, Closak knows where to sleep!:smalleek:
Edit: *Summon Building* *Temple of Belkar appears by clubhouse* Ok here's my room:smallbiggrin:
Also, can I get a link to the Somewhat Cursed Items Thread! PLEASE!:smallfurious:
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Yay, new thread! Here's to another fifty pages of brain-melting fun!
Edit: Nice floor plan, Eztheria! I would also like a room away from the two dragons.
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I noticed from perusing the art section that Vaarsuvius is INSANELY popular here. S/he's in like 90% of the fan art, & another 5% are for V's one-panel-wonder relatives. Seriously, what's up with that? Is it the undisclosed gender? The fact that they're elves? What gives?
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Zeta Kai
I noticed from perusing the art section that Vaarsuvius is INSANELY popular here. S/he's in like 90% of the fan art, & another 5% are for V's one-panel-wonder relatives. Seriously, what's up with that? Is it the undisclosed gender? The fact that they're elves? What gives?
I think V's overall ambiguity is part of the equation here.
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aww.:smallfrown: nobody wants a room by me.:smallfrown:
*goes to sulk in the corner*
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Zeta Kai
I noticed from perusing the art section that Vaarsuvius is INSANELY popular here. S/he's in like 90% of the fan art, & another 5% are for V's one-panel-wonder relatives. Seriously, what's up with that? Is it the undisclosed gender? The fact that they're elves? What gives?
Elves are the new vampires!
and vampires are the new Pokemon!
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Kyuubi
aww.:smallfrown: nobody wants a room by me.:smallfrown:
*goes to sulk in the corner*
That is because you might kill me if I so much as look at you the wrong way. I at least want a five-second head start before my inevitable demise.
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BUT I'M NEUTRAL GOOD!
Closak is the one who'll eat you.
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Kyuubi
BUT I'M NEUTRAL GOOD!
Closak is the one who'll eat you.
Guys, guys! On topic, remember?
And as to the V question?
Elf. We've basically decided here that elven ears are an erogenous zone
Ambiguous gender
We can easily identify with hir
It's a running gag
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Coffee: We don't have to rigidly be on topic, but you're probably right. I don't want this thread banned. However, please allow me one last statement: I'm True Neutral, making death possible for me no matter what.
Anyway, I've still got my Zz'dtrixTsukiko pairing in the air, if anyone wants it.
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Originally Posted by
Zeta Kai
I noticed from perusing the art section that Vaarsuvius is INSANELY popular here. S/he's in like 90% of the fan art, & another 5% are for V's one-panel-wonder relatives. Seriously, what's up with that? Is it the undisclosed gender? The fact that they're elves? What gives?
For what it's worth, V is also, technically, the OotS character with the longest experience in relationships.
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okay, I'm actually going to try working on something this time around.
I have an idea that miiiiight work. I'll get to it tomorrow. I need an answer to a D&D question then I have to get school done before my cousins come tomorrow.
I apologise ahead of time for any errors in the fic. My document writing program doesn't read mistakes as mistakes any longer for some odd reason.
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Looking forward to whatever you're putting up here.
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Kyuubi
Does anybody have any stick art they can have me do? I'm trying to improve my inkscape skills
I wouldn't mind VxSabinexV art, preferably in a banner format. :smallwink:
For a non-self-centered idea, VxMiko with V being pregnant. Not necessarily sexual, but clear the 2 of them are involved. Just for the sheer 'WTF' factor.
And yes, can we keep the off-topicness to a minimum? It was fun before, but it's grown too much. If I show up and there's 3 new pages, I'd expect 3 new stories, not 0. It's disappointing. :(
Also, I'd like a small room in the basement.
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I have an idea that miiiiight work. I'll get to it tomorrow. I need an answer to a D&D question then I have to get school done before my cousins come tomorrow.
PM me. I'm on for the next few hours, and if I don't know the answer it's too obscure for the answer to matter to a fanfic.
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(I hope that Reddy gets to her soon enough. With the way her character's developing, even [I
I[/I] am beginning to wonder. :< I'm starting to think that she would try to kill him if Xykon asked her to.)
Oh, right. :smalltongue: Imagine V's reaction if/when she turns up again.
:vaarsuvius:: Oh for the love of--I die for a mere fifteen years and my family is already made up of extremists bent on destroying the world! *grumbles* Redcloak, by the elven gods, you had better have a good reason for this turning out this way...
Pfff I expected that plot point a mile away. Why did you think I added the skull to the staff of my pic? In case you ever need to resurect the father you killed keep his skull on your staff. Yeah And dont say "Oh knows this wont happen!"
Because any Idea you say "maybe it will happen" It WILL happen
Edit: I just realized that Xycons crown if added to anything makes them more baddass. ANYTHING! Roy, Baddass, REALY baddass.
Ill go get my zombie army to build the Clubhouse....Il need a cleric to cleen the corruption left by them if you dont mind?
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Nathander
Sorry I've been absent, but I've been getting back into school.
Anyhow, I kinda lost track of the last thread after pages 43-44. I'll be going through them anyway to get back up to speed, but was there anything particularly notable I missed?
Let's see, more Oots jr. pics but Lira has already collected those.
ABD/Janitor by Closak and Nale's first time meeting Sabine with guest appearances by Janine and Radic written by ShinyDelusion on page 44.
A very meta Julio/Julio by me on page 45.
Parts 1 and 2 of my Miko/Thog fic on pages 45 and 48.
A Vaarsuvius fic by Sstoopidtallkid on page also on page 45
and finally Radic/a friend of Janine by Asta Kask.
Thanks for the compliment on my latest chapter ShinyDelusion.
@MReav I won't complain about adding a new option. I PM'd Sgeo about the roller but he hasn't got back to me.
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Sstoopidtallkid
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And yes, can we keep the off-topicness to a minimum? It was fun before, but it's grown too much. If I show up and there's 3 new pages, I'd expect 3 new stories, not 0. It's disappointing. :(
Thank you! I'm sick of checking on this thread just to see Closak, Oompaloophole, and Kyuubi bouncing around on their butts like a bunch of silly people!
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Raging Gene Ray
Thank you! I'm sick of checking on this thread just to see Closak, Oompaloophole, and Kyuubi bouncing around on their butts like a bunch of silly people!
Yeah I noticed, So Without further adoo Another Pic
Il keep the Silly billy talk to minimum.
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You really seem to be improving as an artist...I like the small touches, like the ion stone and the bat familiar.
Did Water-Smurf ever give Tiasal a familiar in canon? I haven't read that far into the sprawling V/Redcloak saga.
If the familiar isn't canon...I'd think I'm going to name it Hunter. Either that or Gonzo.