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2012-10-24, 01:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-10-24, 01:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Quick! To the Homebrew-mobile! Dananananananana~
* My rogue should not cause alignment arguments that span the entirety of the internet.
** My rogue's parents are not DEEEEAAAAAD!
** My rogue cannot breathe in space.Science team has vapor for brains!
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2012-10-24, 04:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-10-24, 07:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Inflation's a bitch.
*If I have over 100 AC, I should not be surprised when the WHOLE party takes advantage of the fact that my two tower shields constitution full concealment.
**I may no longer build characters who throw tower shields like boomerangs.
*As a halfling artificer I may not mount a decanter of endless water to my helmet with a smaller nozzle in order to turn it on and fly around the room spinning and spraying everything.
**Nor can the cleric then caste desecrate water to do more damage.Last edited by BootStrapTommy; 2012-10-24 at 07:17 PM.
Please take everything I say with a grain of salt. Unless we're arguing about alignment. In which case, you're wrong.
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2012-10-24, 07:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*My monk cannot throw 100 punches with one technique.
** Even if he could, his coat should not disintegrate beforehand.
** Poking someone in strategic spots will not cause them to explode violently.
** Monks cannot manipulate air currents to form invisible blades.Science team has vapor for brains!
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2012-10-24, 07:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-10-24, 07:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-24, 08:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I got the reference, and I too think that monks should be able to do those things.
Although, for invisible blades made of air, I prefer the bard/monks in Kung Fu Hustle.Last edited by Dimers; 2012-10-24 at 08:20 PM.
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2012-10-24, 08:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I got the reference, but that doesn't change the fact that the quoted list is among the top10 most normal things for a game. From this full series of threads, no less.
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2012-10-24, 08:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*when playing a cleric and being chased by a group of angry barbarians described as "clad in the furs of horrible beasts" I may not defeat them by casting reserection on their clothing
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2012-10-24, 09:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Actually, Astarael would be the easiest. After all, doesn't it merely throw everyone who hears it far into Death? I.e. killing them?
But the main difficulty is that each bell has numerous functions based on how you ring them and whether or not you ring them in conjunction with other bells and who hears them...
I'm just going to say that any attempt to stat them would not do it justice.Mauve Shirt, Savannah, Gnomish Wanderer, Cuthalion and Smuchmuch get cookies for making me avatars. (::)
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2012-10-25, 12:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*Going to a church and praying for your friends to be revived does not involve a diplomacy check against the respective deity.
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2012-10-25, 01:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
** If the phrase "Aww, c'mon!" is ever employed, the deceased will thereafter require the casting of a wish or miracle instead of raise dead.
*** If, upon hearing this result, the living character follows up with the phrase "Well screw you, then!" at least one atonement and one mark of justice will additionally be required.
**** Cash up front for castings.
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2012-10-25, 02:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Fixed that for you.
*As a monk, I may not use the fact that unarmed strike can be any part of my body to argue for extra blows.
**Getting 9 attacks per round is never going to happen.
***Tacking Flurry of blows on top of that is just rude.
****Doing it as a standard action is too.
*****Not allowed to play Monk.I run a Let's Play channel! Check it out!
Currently, we're playing through New Vegas as Gabriel de la Cruz, merchant and mercenary extraordinaire!
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2012-10-25, 04:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I'm not allowed to play a monk that lobs Totemic-Stautes around.
** Asking him to be a Awakened Panda is out
*** No more recent WoW references!
** Going for Elemental Fist is ok
*** restricting yourself to just one element makes the DM's job easier... go ahead.
**** After dying I should not use the exact same character again
***** Saying that he was your Brother has already been done too often
****** No more ranks in Perform (Sing) allowed to sing the Intro Song of the Movie/Series the character is based from
******* No More Cheesy/Bad Movies while planning for new Characters!Last edited by Krazzman; 2012-10-25 at 04:12 AM.
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2012-10-25, 06:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
More Garth Nix.
* As a DM, my group of BBEG's may not be named after days of the week.
** Their weapons are not keys.
** The various planes are not the Secondary Realms.
* Humans are not used as raw materials for any monsters other than flesh golems.
** Flesh golems do not come in varieties that track, fly and command.
** My flesh golem creators are not color-coded for our convenience.
** I am not Shade.Science team has vapor for brains!
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2012-10-25, 07:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
No longer allowed to create Super Heroes based on the following subjects:
- JELL-O Pudding
- 99 Bottles of Beer
- Barrels of Monkeys
- Robot Ninja Catboys
- Any former President of the United States
- Any former President of any other country
- Mr. Rogers
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2012-10-25, 07:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*May not peruse the thread for setting ideas
**Not even if it's just reminders about books you liked
***Your setting should not be based on a work the rest of the group is unfamiliar with
****This rule is to be applied exponentially to any work no one else wants to watch/read/whatever
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2012-10-25, 07:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-10-25, 08:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Continuation:[*]Chuck Norris
[*]Commander Shepard
[*]Jack Sparrow
[*]Megamind
[*]Grue
***Am not allowed to use study of flesh golems to create the first human reaper.
****Researching any sort of singularity type organism/event is right out.
*****Watching/playing anything Sci-fi before playing in a fantasy campaign is no longer allowed.Last edited by Wookieetank; 2012-10-25 at 08:52 AM.
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2012-10-25, 10:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Mauve Shirt, Savannah, Gnomish Wanderer, Cuthalion and Smuchmuch get cookies for making me avatars. (::)
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2012-10-25, 11:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* My 4E characters may not roll up characters and start playing 3.5E within the game.
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2012-10-25, 11:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-25, 11:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-25, 12:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*AD&D characters travelling to the future( and/or out of reality) and meeting the 4E characters that are playing the characters that are playing the characters that are playing them is right out.
Last edited by Doxkid; 2012-10-25 at 12:37 PM.
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2012-10-25, 12:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
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2012-10-25, 12:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
** If the players go too far in messing with reality, the DM is expected to kill someone/something a middle instance of the Matryoshka effect and watch the consequences trickle down through realities, laughing uproarously all the while.
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2012-10-25, 01:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* If my players DO try to start a game-within-a-game, all games will spontaneously morph into Paranoia.
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2012-10-25, 01:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
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2012-10-25, 01:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I am not seaweed. That's a B.
Praise I've received A quick outline on building a homebrew campaign
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