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2012-10-29, 09:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I am not seaweed. That's a B.
Praise I've received A quick outline on building a homebrew campaign
Avatar by Tiffanie Lirle
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2012-10-29, 10:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*I may no longer Charm members of the other team during a friendly soccer game.
*I am no longer allowed to protect the goal by shapeshifting into a form larger than it.
**Filling the entire goal box with magically grown, virtually impenetrable vegetation is right out.
(Needless to say, neither team scored after that)Last edited by Bucky; 2012-10-29 at 10:30 PM.
The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2012-10-29, 10:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- 127.0.0.1
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2012-10-30, 07:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- Gridania, Eorzea
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2012-10-30, 11:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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- The Ruins of Azure City
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Awesome avatar by I♥P&P!
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2012-10-30, 11:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2007
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-10-30, 12:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- Gridania, Eorzea
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2012-10-30, 08:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*Being Nauseated does not entitle me to use vomiting as a breath weapon.
**If I somehow manage to hit an enemy with my vomit, it does not do acid damage.
**I may not use vomiting as a breath weapon even if I am not Nauseated.The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2012-10-30, 09:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- Boston, MA
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
My tabletop 3.5 game is currently in a ruined temple half-filled with water befouled by mummies, zombie frogs and naga pee. If you slip and fall underwater, there's a chance you swallow some and have to make a save against nausea. So at one point recently, our game log mentioned a character "blowing bubbles and chunks".
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2012-10-30, 09:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Thri-Keen sir. Thri-keen. Nothing beats jumping farther than you can run with Sudden Leap.
May not Sudden Leap to the enemy's archery specialist from the edge of his first range increment (who has Far Shot).
May not then use my Belt of Battle to activate Inferno Blade.
Afterwards, may not then use Time Stands Still, with 4 Keen Scimitars.Avatar courtesy of Ceika.
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2012-10-30, 10:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I am not seaweed. That's a B.
Praise I've received A quick outline on building a homebrew campaign
Avatar by Tiffanie Lirle
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2012-10-30, 11:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
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- The last place you look
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I may not use this thread as character inspiration
Also, can we switch back over to numbers next thread? Yes I realize that's a while away, but I miss knowing (roughly) how many bad ideas we've collectively hadAvatar by Venetian Mask. It's of an NPC from a campaign I may yet run (possibly in PbP) who became a favorite of mine while planning.
I am a 10/14/11/15/12/14 LG Clr 2
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2012-10-30, 11:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
I think the answer to "how many" is "far too".
Anyway, have a couple more:
* I may not make a Reverse Gravity trap in the middle of the town square
** Nor may I make a bunch of Darkness and Daylight traps scattered throughout the town
*** OK, no more traps in populated areas
**** No more traps, period
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2012-10-31, 01:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2007
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*I will not let my player's Druid have a velociraptor for an animal companion.
**Even if they are a part of my campaign world.
***This character may not consider herself to be a velociraptor, and her companion to be her brother.
****The raptor's name may not be Jarvis.
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*****This character will have difficulties in social situations when she refuses to leave the raptor outside of shops.
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2012-10-31, 02:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Projects: Homebrew, Gentlemen's Agreement, DMPCs, Forbidden Knowledge safety, and Top Ten Worst. Also, Quotes and RACSD are good.
Anyone knows blue is for sarcas'ing in · "Take 10 SAN damage from Dark Orchid" · Use of gray may indicate nitpicking · Green is sincerity
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2012-10-31, 03:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
********it is however, perfectly suited for intimidate
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-10-31, 04:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I'm not to use the Cantrip Light for torturing goblins
** If I do and they come back for revenge, I'm not allowed to effortlessly slaughter all but one of them
*** I cannot recruit the last one alive into my party
**** especially if I convinced the DM to give him class levels
***** Even moreso if the DM let me write up the Goblins new character sheet
******said Goblin cannot then train the stableboy I bought in the art kungfuCall me Crazy
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2012-10-31, 05:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-10-31, 06:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*I may not play a Warforged Totemist 6/Warblade 14, max ranks in martial Lore to make sure you can get the manuvers to qualify for Raging Mongoose + Time Stands Still.
*If I do so, I may not have leadership to give me a bard cohort with Optimized Inspire Courage and Dragonfire Inspiration granting Force or Sonic damage.
*Or an amulet of Mighty Fists enchanted with the speed property.
*As the DM, if I break above rule, I may not bulk when the above character has 96 attacks in a single attack routine, boosted with 10d6 + 10 to damage above his own personal modifiers form his cohort.
*As the player, I may not wait till the very last battle with the BBEG to do this after the rest of the party has taken out his Miss chance and softened up his AC, Just to see the look on the DM's face when he realizes that it's a RAW legit trick and build."I Burn!"
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2012-11-01, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
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- The last place you look
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* My ninja with Vow of Poverty may not be worth more than the average party of four level ones
Last edited by Razanir; 2012-11-01 at 02:47 PM.
Avatar by Venetian Mask. It's of an NPC from a campaign I may yet run (possibly in PbP) who became a favorite of mine while planning.
I am a 10/14/11/15/12/14 LG Clr 2
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2012-11-02, 06:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*Plan A does not involve Chainlightning
**Plan B does not involve DBF
***Plan C does not involve your custom researched DBF
****But it may include Expedious RetreatMy Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
Drow avatar @ myself
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2012-11-02, 06:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2007
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*Just because the dragon I woke up is Good-aligned doesn't mean he won't eat me if I act up. He was napping, and people are grouchy in the morning.
**If he asks me for my life story, don't refuse. He'll ask my familiar using speak with animals instead, and then I won't get to embellish it.
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2012-11-03, 12:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- North Carolina
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
** The same goes for the half-dragon fighter.
*** Especially if she uses her greatsword in the same way as most children uses a teddy bear.
**** If you make fun of her for this don't be surprised if she teaches you a few key differences between both teddy-bears and greatswords along with normal people and half-dragons.
***** If it has any amount of scales don't wake it up no matter what color the scales are.
******Dragons are rarely, if ever, "early birds".
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2012-11-03, 12:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I will not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for I am crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
(I couldn't help it after reading the last couple of posts.)I am not seaweed. That's a B.
Praise I've received A quick outline on building a homebrew campaign
Avatar by Tiffanie Lirle
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2012-11-03, 01:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Projects: Homebrew, Gentlemen's Agreement, DMPCs, Forbidden Knowledge safety, and Top Ten Worst. Also, Quotes and RACSD are good.
Anyone knows blue is for sarcas'ing in · "Take 10 SAN damage from Dark Orchid" · Use of gray may indicate nitpicking · Green is sincerity
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2012-11-03, 02:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2012
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- Definitely lost
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*My familiar may not embellish my life story even more than I normally would.
**I may not ask my GM if my familiar can have the Taunt feat
***If he says yes, I should not attempt to use it on the BBEG
****If I do, I should not get upset when he casts Telekinesis to throw my familiar half a mile away.Spako Highclaws by Ceika.
[Sorry Boss, but as always, I get the last word.]
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2012-11-03, 06:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2012
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2012-11-03, 08:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*when playing a bard with perform(horn) I am allowed to change the name of Inspire courage to Inspire Awesome when using wagner to perform on the horn. This is immune to rule zero.
**coupled with DFI this get's ramped up to Inspire Legend-wait for it-DARY!Last edited by Socratov; 2012-11-03 at 08:29 AM.
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-11-03, 09:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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2012-11-03, 11:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2011
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- The last place you look
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Avatar by Venetian Mask. It's of an NPC from a campaign I may yet run (possibly in PbP) who became a favorite of mine while planning.
I am a 10/14/11/15/12/14 LG Clr 2