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2012-01-26, 07:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
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- UK
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2012-01-26, 08:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*my charecter may not show up just to kick a** and chew bubble gum.
*especialy if he is out of gum
* while yes, helping the umemployed find jobs is a good act, this does not justify shooting beggars in the knee to help them become guards.
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2012-01-26, 09:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-01-26, 11:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2009
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- St. Louis
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*A red-and-white orb is not the focus component for Summon Monster Spells.
*Nor is it used in the Summoner's Call Eidolon ability.
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2012-01-26, 11:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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2012-01-26, 12:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2012-01-26, 02:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Earth
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* My ranger's favored enemy cannot be Other PCs.
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2012-01-26, 07:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
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- Pennsylvania
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2012-01-28, 07:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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- South East England
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-01-28, 09:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
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- Slovakia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*When travelling with the most wanted person/criminal in the world (wanted literally everywhere), I´m not allowed to go straight to the capital city of a nation that is searching for her the most, ask the ruler of said nation (also a brother of the said criminal, who she tried to kill on a number of occasions) for hospitality... and recieve it.
(For those interested, said ruler os a nation is Zuko, criminal is, naturally, Azula. What can I say? Turns out a dragon really *does* solve all your problems)That which does not kill you made a tactical error.
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2012-01-28, 05:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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2012-01-28, 06:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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2012-01-28, 08:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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- Eastern United States
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Keen scimitars, falchions, and rapiers are off limits. So is the improved critical feat. I've exhausted my critical hit privileges.
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2012-01-29, 04:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I will not use my fellow party members as ammunition.
* I will not defeat the boss monster with a religious debate - especially if the boss is a demigod.
* If my character's actions would cause the political borders of half the setting's contients to be redrawn, they are all vetoed.
* I do not get XP for destroying the GM's faith in humanity.
* I will not abuse the social influence rules to get a major NPC to pay my bar tab.
* If my character devotes an entire session to getting a rebate on an "unfair border toll", he does not get any XP for the next three sessions.
* Being a thief does not mean I get XP for ripping off copyrighted songs.
* I do not get XP for killing the potential for plot advancement.
* "Public decency" can not be my Favoured Enemy.
* It is not a competition to see who can make the most NPC enemies.
* Assassination attempts are not my primary form of communication with the elves.
* Dwarven is not "just Spanish with the sex appeal taken out".
* I will not become the messiah figure of a new religion, just so it can be horribly twisted into an oppressive theocracy during offscreen downtime.
* My bard will not burn a feat on Leadership, just so he can get groupies.
* I do not lose sanity points from reading anything by John Ringo.
* I get XP for ENDING lives, not BEGINNING them. So my character should stop getting women pregnant.
* I will not attempt to loanshark the king, regardless of the potential for war profiteering.Last edited by Shoot Da Moon; 2012-01-29 at 04:52 AM.
Anachronism will never high-light the folly of my convictions!
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2012-01-29, 06:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
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2012-01-29, 11:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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2012-01-29, 12:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
May not use adamantine armor spikes to burst through walls and yell "Oh Yeah".
Just saw this in a thread
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2012-01-30, 04:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
if my plan involves more than 3 of the folowing:
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π
∫a∆m (integral of (a x change in mass))
.5mv^2
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g
∑
µ
Ω
it is automaticly vetoed
My plan may not require the use of a calculator, slide rule, physics textbook, trigonometry, calculus, or theory of relativity
My plans may no longer use math or physics
I may not set the world on fire
I may not freeze the world to put out said fire
I may not go to the forest moon of endor to take out a large battle station's defences and kill the entire garrison of storm troopers by donning a fireproof suit, lureing them out of their base, and starting a forest fire
If I do the above (again) I will be locked in a cage with smokey the bear
dammit already! no more F=ma
I may not defeat the zombie apocolipse by pointing out that the average corpse decays in less than a month and then holeing up in a bunker for 3 months (just to be safe)
my emergancy survival kit may not contain just a gun and ammo, so that I can take the supplies of someone who spent more time and effort preparing.
If my chareceter can kill everyone in the room with a free action, I may no longer play him.
Especialy if the room in question is the hall of the Norse gods
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2012-01-31, 01:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Last edited by Cormag81; 2012-02-01 at 01:21 AM.
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2012-01-31, 01:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Sorry I can't fix my Fd up quote you'll just have to deal guys sorry
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2012-01-31, 02:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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2012-01-31, 10:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2009
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- Greensboro NC, USA
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Last edited by Silverscale; 2012-01-31 at 10:58 AM.
Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, unless you brought someone bigger and tastier along with you.
Spoiler
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2012-01-31, 01:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- North Carolina
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2012-01-31, 01:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
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- Slovakia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Yes, i am, in fact. Incidentally:
*There is no such thing as bearsharctopus.
**Not even in Avatar: tlA universe.
*The aerial move where I get on my dragon after falling off is not called a "Nutcracker".
**I am no longer allowed to name any moves, especially since I thought up a female version of the aforementioned one. (Azula was not amused)
*I can get away with pranking firelord with a pet turtleduck one time, and one time only!That which does not kill you made a tactical error.
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2012-01-31, 04:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2007
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*May not use skills in magic, biology and/or biotech to create chimeric entities. Or any new creatures period.
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2012-01-31, 04:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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- My Campaign Setting
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*by the gods of probability, i am not allowed to build a gatling gun that fires 10 fingers of death per round
*even if the save DC is 2
*nor can i mount the gatling gun on a wagon
*charging into battle against a dragon, finger-of-death-gun firing madly is considered bad form
*doing the above while screaming, "YOU WILL FAIL EVENTUALLY!!!!!" is right out~The meteorite is the source of the light, and the meteor's just what we see,
and the meteoroid is a stone that's devoid of the fire that propelled it to thee.
And the meteorite's just what causes the light, and the meteor's how it's perceived,
and the meteoroid's a bone thrown from the void that lies quiet in offering to thee.~
Tatzlwyrm Avatar by me.
Extended Sig thisaways.
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2012-01-31, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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2012-01-31, 05:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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2012-01-31, 05:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2006
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2012-01-31, 07:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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