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2012-10-01, 07:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
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2012-10-01, 03:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-01, 05:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- The cyberpunk present
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2012-10-02, 12:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- California
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw59k1Duzho&feature=plcp
Well, I found the video about Thunt's kids (can't find the one when he was younger).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn1hO...8&feature=plcp
Plus he has a cat.Badly drawn helmet avatar drawn by me.
Rest in Peace:SpoilerMiko Miyazaki, Thanh, Durkon- Order of the Stick
Krunch- Looking For Group
Bill- Left 4 Dead
Soap Mactavish- Modern Warfare 3
Sandman- Modern Warfare 3
Ghost and Roach- Modern Warfare 2
Gabe- Dead Space 2
Dom- Gears of War 3
Carmine Brothers- Gears of War series
Uriel Septim VII- Elderscrolls Oblivion
Commander Shepherd- Mass Effect 3
Ned Stark- Song of Ice and Fire
Apple Jack's parents
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2012-10-02, 10:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
New one, a bit preachy and contrived.
Avatar: ruthless Parson (Erfworld).
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2012-10-02, 10:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-02, 10:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
... I don't get it.
SpoilerHow is Duv a "something else"?
Hell, if anyone's a "something else" it's Saves for taking adventurer levels.
Also, where did Duv get those blades?Last edited by TheSummoner; 2012-10-02 at 10:39 PM.
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2012-10-02, 10:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
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2012-10-03, 12:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- The land of corn
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
I think what Saves is getting at is that she's lived up to her destiny and is dying as a goblin should, while Duv has lost sight of what it even means to be a goblin, so any leadership she can provide will be damaged and meaningless.
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2012-10-03, 12:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Well, at least if these characters die, maybe we can move the plot back to characters who are actually interesting.
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2012-10-03, 01:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Argonth
Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Called it.
Witty sig here nosey, aren't ya?
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2012-10-03, 02:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
As predicted, it was a bad move.
Yep.
Let's say that having you belly cutted twice, don't help a correct reasoning, and be done with it.Last edited by Killer Angel; 2012-10-03 at 02:16 AM.
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Very well then I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes. (W.Whitman)
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2012-10-03, 02:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2012
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
I think what Fox was trying to say is that Duv is killing a goblin - granted, a goblin with adventuring levels, but still a goblin - and since Duv's entire purpose is to celebrate and represent all of goblinkind, it's not Fox who's lost the battle.
Or did I get something mixed up? D:
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2012-10-03, 02:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-06, 06:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2004
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- The Land of Angles
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2012-10-06, 08:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Awesome moment for Dies there.
Nice echoing in the final panel too.Last edited by Doran; 2012-10-06 at 08:22 AM.
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2012-10-06, 08:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Wasn't really on board with the Duv hate until now. She's just really stupid and immature.
Will be satisfied to see Dies lose his "1-shot anything from any range" arm.
Crossing my fingers that Grem survives this. Biscuit should be finished but this is goblins after all.
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2012-10-06, 09:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Wait, so her enslaving everything, feeding the slaves to monsters, attempting to murder a traveler just passing though, and planning to conquer the world is a-ok, but actually taking advantage in combat against a distracted foe is bad?
Honestly, Fox was dumb. Duv wasn't going to change her stripes because of a friendship speech. Yeah attacking Fox was underhanded, but this is from the girl that just made a speech 3 pages ago about how goblins are destructive. She acted destructive. Also ruthless, bloodthirsty, and even intelligent in the circumstance, so yeah, pretty much exactly as she has been acting the entire time she's been in the comic.
In any case. On the new strip.
SpoilerHuh, Dies cutting off his own hand is pretty cool, and reminds me of this. So props all around.
As to Biscuit vs Grem, well, at least the orc is going down like a badass. Also it may just be because of what's happening with Dies, but the angle of Biscuit's eyes makes it look like he's about to cut his leg off.
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2012-10-06, 09:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Badly drawn helmet avatar drawn by me.
Rest in Peace:SpoilerMiko Miyazaki, Thanh, Durkon- Order of the Stick
Krunch- Looking For Group
Bill- Left 4 Dead
Soap Mactavish- Modern Warfare 3
Sandman- Modern Warfare 3
Ghost and Roach- Modern Warfare 2
Gabe- Dead Space 2
Dom- Gears of War 3
Carmine Brothers- Gears of War series
Uriel Septim VII- Elderscrolls Oblivion
Commander Shepherd- Mass Effect 3
Ned Stark- Song of Ice and Fire
Apple Jack's parents
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2012-10-06, 10:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Dies is about to self-amputate his arm, and Biscuit is (possibly) about to self-amputate his infected leg.
...I hope Dies doesn't die from blood loss, like nearly happened before Klik saved him.
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2012-10-06, 11:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Guys i think what Fox is saying is that Duv is basically doing the same thing Redcloak did. She's supposed to represent and protect all goblins, regardless of clan, allegiance, possibly even subtype (hobgoblin, bugbear, etc) but she's doing it wrong and making it so that only those that agree to follow her or that she likes are spared, and any others will be killed on sight, just like how Redcloak was treating Hobgoblins poorly before realizing he's supposed to be standing for ALL goblinoids.
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2012-10-06, 01:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Right now the results of the fights looks like
SpoilerBiscuit v Grem: I'd hazard there is a 60% chance they they both die, 25% chance only Grem dies, 15% chance only Biscuit dies.
Dies vs "Father Bitch": Pretty sure he's going to go ahead with the amputation and "win", but whether Father Bitch can survive without Dies is an unknown variable.
Duv vs Saves: Saves has the moral victory, Suv has the actual victory.
Of course something could happen to upset that prediction."They couldn't know that the points from the mainline to the siding were frozen, and the signal should have been set at 'DANGER', but snow had forced it down."
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2012-10-06, 06:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Even with the super special awesome shading, that blood looks very, very wrong.
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2012-10-06, 06:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Man, Biscut must have taken about 12 ranks in badass while being tortured. His leg is rotting, currently at about mid thigh, and he is taking arrow after arrow and he doesnt care, there might as well be an explosion behind him for how he just keeps on walking.
I think there is still room for saves to survive. Duv seemed to be a bit poleaxed there at the end, she may toss saves a small potion to stabalize her and let her go.
As for Dies, I see this happening a few ways. One, he cuts off the arm and wins. Two, he cuts off the arm and it stays alive, only now its pissed. Three, the arm sees what dies is about to do and retreats, for the problem to be delayed until a later date.
Possible grim option, it kills dies, (horribly) and uses his carcass as a mold for him to move around with. We get an official name for green and angry (minihulk perhaps?) as the story continues."Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."
"If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."
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2012-10-06, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
I want the next comic to be Biscuit chopping off his infected (and pant-covered) leg, and before he bleeds out, bludgeoning Grem to death with it.
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2012-10-06, 07:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2010
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- Argonth
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2012-10-06, 08:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
I'm kinda expecting Kills-horribly to just form it's own body after getting chopped off, i mean we've seen it form a goblin shape by making a shell around Dies, so we know it's possible.
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2012-10-06, 10:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Maybe I'm imagining things, but I have the idea that she has some amount of cleric casting or SLAs from the same template that gives her the wings, so a CMW is probably not impossible. She's still defeated Fox, but maybe she'll want more than 9 rounds to think about whether she'd rather keep her alive and try to win the argument instead of just the fight.
I consider this likely. I think "Junior" cares only about Dies and so would react to the amputation the way an abusive spouse responds to divorce threats - possibly by killing the spouse before they can leave, but at least as likely by attempting to conciliate them (for now; eventually they'll forget and go back to abusing).
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2012-10-07, 10:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-07, 10:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Goblins IX: For that, you shall DIE!
Unlikely, given how unnatural it was for any Goblin to take adventuring class levels, according to anyone but Fox and the Party. (I'm assuming that Young and Beautiful was an Adept, and that NPC classes are part of Goblin tradition.) But a Thuntemplate is always possible; Duv might actually be God-Blooded or have a Maglubiet variant of Lolth-touched. Half-Fiend seems unlikely though, since that would probably give her demonic bat wings instead of angel-style white feathered wings. Perhaps she's Half-Celestial as I suspected, with the alignment details waived for Rule of Cool.