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2012-02-21, 06:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
"If I am the only character who took profession (cooking) as a class skill, I am not allowed to slip potions of gender bending into the party's food."
"I am going to turn them back to men, even if I think they look better as women."
"If another PC is going to get romantically involved with my female PC at anytime I am to warn them in advance if she has been "experimenting" on her own body."
"I am not allowed to play D&D for at least 1 week after downloading a new X-change game."
*Slowly.
* With a rusty, damp knife.
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2012-02-21, 09:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am not allowed to carry a box of bastard swords (katanas) on my back and then throw them in battle at the ground to walk on.
*I may not throw 8 katanas per round at an enemy, even if I am a bloodstorm blade with 8 attacks for a full round action.
*Even if my character is named Mifune
*Especially if my character is named Mifune
*I may not make characters based on anime period
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2012-02-21, 09:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* My character's legend does not begin in the 12th century.
* I may not demand that the party follow a series of 1000 increasingly insane rules just so they can adventure with me.
* If my character could one-shot the entire campaign, I may not say that I'm "just here to observe" the final battle.
* I'm not from the United Kingdom.
* I'm not looking for him/her.
* I'm not going to California.
* FOOL!
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2012-02-21, 09:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2007
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2012-02-21, 10:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
- Location
- Chandler AZ
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am not allowed to combine cloth and sovreign glue and create duct tape.
*I'm not allowed to use duct tape and animate object to create an army
*animate rope does not affect rolled up duct tape
*I am not allowed to make duct tape armor
*yes IRL duct tape fixes everything, but your not allowed to use it in place of any tool
*especially not to be used in Heal checks.
*no. Ruling the world through power of tape is not allowed.
*if I try that, a rebellion of solvent users will over throw meGoing out of town, of you don't hear from me by 11/20 send me a poke
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2012-02-21, 10:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2010
- Location
- My Own Prison
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Ignore this post, might have double posted due to server error
Last edited by Antonok; 2012-02-21 at 10:26 PM.
Chrono Crusade avi by Ceika.
Remember: Cough, Rough, Through, Though don't rhyme, but for some forsaken reason Pony and Bolonga do...They say history repeats itself, so does our constant use of emojis mean we're reverting back to Egyptian hieroglyphs?
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2012-02-21, 10:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2010
- Location
- My Own Prison
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Having my CE Halfling Sorcerer bluff the LG Paladin into wearing a Belt of Gender Change will allow said paladin a Smite Evil against me.
*Even if it is metagaming due to me wearing an item that prevents alignment detection.
*My CE Halfling is not allowed to take the Winged templete ever again.
*Nor is he allowed any of the following:
Rod of Wonder,
Staff of Charming,
Staff of Power,
the party's only healing wand,
conjuration spells,
evocation spells,
spells at all,
a Baslisk's severed head,
the Head's Up feat,
Chaotic Evil alignment,
the right to be a halfling.
the right to even exist at all.
(He wasn't mass murderer evil, but he was definitely an evil little prick)Chrono Crusade avi by Ceika.
Remember: Cough, Rough, Through, Though don't rhyme, but for some forsaken reason Pony and Bolonga do...They say history repeats itself, so does our constant use of emojis mean we're reverting back to Egyptian hieroglyphs?
Steam Profile
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2012-02-23, 05:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
- Location
- Australia
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Just because a Gaze attack isn't a natural weapon, dosen't mean I can weaponries the medusa's head.
* Flesh to stone is not flesh to diamond, no matter if the princess planet disagrees
*Cannot carry around donkey jawbones so I can 'get biblical on someone’s ass.'
*Cannot use handle animal to train an elephant to pickpocket.
*Particularly if the best part of that plan is if the elephant is caught, I still have an elephant.
*Cannot wish to roll natural twenties forever.
*cannot use an epic spell to achieve the same result.
*Cannot train a permanent animated object to use magic device.
*Especially if the magic device in question is a wand of fly, and the object in question is a boat.
*Making retributive strikes is not to be a repeated thing.
*potions of light healing are not suppositories, and it is wrong to tell any players this.
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2012-02-23, 05:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-02-23, 10:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2010
- Location
- Dallas, TX
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I don't have to see the other PCs' identification.
* The warforged are not the droids I'm looking for.
* They can go about their business.
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2012-02-23, 11:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
- Gender
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2012-02-23, 12:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
- Location
- Pennsylvania
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*If I am given a fetch quest involving 100...things, I may not decide bring back 200...things, to impress my future father-in-law and win the hand of the princess.
*My cleric may not carve ten laws into two tablets, break them, and then put them in a box just so that he can melt his enemies' faces.
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2012-02-23, 02:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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2012-02-23, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*if the player in question happens to be deaf, that does not mean that character automatically knows Drow Sign Language for free.
*"When in doubt, throw the halfling" is not a viable tactic.
*Especially if said halfling is also a sorceress.
*Substituting this with catapults is considered bad form.
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2012-02-23, 11:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*If my character ever becomes the leader of a town or village, my evacuation plan for the women and children in case it ever gets attacked can under no circumstances involve catapults.
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2012-02-24, 07:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Homebrew!
5e: Expanded Inspiration Uses
Spoiler: 3.5/P Stuff. Warning: OLDBase Classes: Blood Mage
Prestige Classes: Trophy Hunter / Spellshatterer
Miscellany: Permanency Support
Resources:
Alchemical Items/Special Materials List / E6 Magic Item List
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2012-02-24, 07:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2010
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- Ama'varde
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*fighting with your off hand just so you can say "I am not left handed" is considered bad form
*If you do so you're opponent will reveal that he is not left handed either.
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2012-02-24, 08:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2011
- Location
- An Abyssal Tower
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*No plan can on any occasion involve a checklist more than one metre in length.
**Cheating by putting it in book form will not be tolerated.Mauve Shirt, Savannah, Gnomish Wanderer, Cuthalion and Smuchmuch get cookies for making me avatars. (::)
(::) Current avatar by Smuchmuch (::)
Co Founder of LUTAS - For all your less than useful heroes out there.
My Deviant Art. Careful, it's full of ponies.
Dragons!
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2012-02-24, 09:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
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- Pennsylvania
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Making Plan A be "Think of a plan," may not be the wisest course of action.
*Making Plan B be "Kill it with fire," will come back to bite you in the ass.
*Making Plan C be "Run away and think of a new plan," might actually work, but it will earn your character a reputation as a wimp.
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2012-02-24, 11:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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2012-02-24, 11:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Open the lid and snatch a homebrewed treat from Cookie's Jar
Ponytar by Dirtytabs
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2012-02-24, 11:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
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2012-02-25, 03:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Cannot control more than tywice my bodyweight in minions at any one time.
*Cannot use iron body to increase my bodyweight for this purpose.
*My cohorts cannot also have cohorts.
*If we are using the "Plushyfication" houserule, cannot sell the plushy.
*My sandwich doesn't tell me to kill people.
*My sword MIGHT tell me to kill people. not allowed to listen.
*My cohorts cannot have cohorts, giving me an army a million strong.
*If I try this, I have to pay for them and feed them.
*Not to great-cleave the huge pile of minions to prove a point.
*No, I cannot put ranks into Profession: Corspecrafter, even if a necromancser.
* We are not playing nethack, and so yes, your charcter can in fact equip pants.
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2012-02-25, 06:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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2012-02-25, 10:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
- Location
- Dromund Kaas
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Or, you know, just not bother wearing pants.
...Which is a perfect segway into these:
* I may not use Iron Heart Surge as a "performance"-enhancer.
* After the scene fades to black, I may not make a bunch of random skill checks and "let everyone imagine what the heck that means."
** Especially not Handle Animal.
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2012-02-25, 11:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2012-02-26, 01:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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2012-02-26, 05:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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2012-02-26, 09:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
- Location
- Pennsylvania
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2012-02-26, 04:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
**in a medeval setting I may not under any circumstance craft a .50 cal
**Nor may I build a Mini-gun
*it is not named sasha
*it may not be more intelegent than I am
*It may not cost $2.6 million to fire for 8 and a half seconds.
**if I become a sniper it does not make me australian
*I may not be a deranged gunman, paid assassin is acceptable though
*Professional have standards though
*parents will not approve
**Sun Tzu did not take two of every animal on a boat a beat them all up
*nor is this event the origin of the word Zoo