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2009-12-03, 05:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Hello, and welcome to the fourth Crack Pairings thread. If you haven't read the previous ones yet, you can do so here, here, and here.
Or, if you don't wish to read through all 149 pages, here's the short version: we have a roller and some tables. You roll a pairing, and maybe a plot device, then you write it, draw it, act it out, interpretive dance it, whatever! Apparently we like this sort of thing.
Please remember to keep it clean, folks! The board rules still apply!
When posting a pairing, please at least try to do something with it. We like it when people try!
New: Sure, we won't be winning any Oscars or anything, but that doesn't mean we can't have our own little awards.
Should you wish to roll a pairing, Sgeo coded up a roller for us. If you want that personal touch, go roll on the tables, or make up your own pairing!
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Zanaril's
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Funky Goose's
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Discord's
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Saeyan
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rangermania
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Trixie
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MReav
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Kaytara
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half-halfling
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Tables!
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Initial Table
Roll 2d6 (or more!) decide which tables to pick the characters from.
- OotS Table 1
- OotS Table 2
- OotS Table 3
- OotS Table 4
- Minion List
- Dead Guy List
Table 1 - By Minion992929
- Roy
- Durkon
- Celia
- Xykon
- Tsukiko
- Vaarsuvius
- Monster in The Dark
- Miko
- Nale
- Elan
- Haley
- Belkar
- Lord Shojo
- Redcloak
- Hinjo
- Daigo
- Kazumi
- Inkyrius
- Roll again twice
- Roll again and switch gender
Table 2 - By Minion 992929
- The Guy with a halberd
- Sarah Greenhilt
- Haley's dad
- Thanh
- Julio Scoundrél
- Mr. Rodriguez
- Horace Greenhilt
- Therkla
- Zz'Dtri
- YokYok
- Leeky Windstaff
- The Cliffport chief of police
- Windstriker
- Jirix
- Lien
- Argent
- Yor
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on twice on Initial Table
- Roll again and switch gender
Table 3 - By Minion992929
- Soon Kim (incorporeal)
- Shadowdancer
- Hilgya
- Dorukan
- Bozzok
- Crystal
- Bandit King
- Ancient Black Dragon
- O-Chul
- The Snarl
- The Eye of Fear and Flame
- Lord Kubota
- Thog
- Julia Greenhilt
- Belkar
- The oracle
- Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
- Roll again twice on Initial Table
- Roll again twice
- Roll again and switch gender
Table 4 - By Minion 992929
- The dragon's hoard
- The chimera
- The really dangerous trap
- Roy's Archon
- The Hydra
- Teevo
- Xykon's zombie dragon head
- Roy's sword
- The entire Hobgoblin army
- The orc chieftain
- The IFCC
- Durkon while under the effects of Thor's might
- Mr Scruffy
- Hieronymus Grubwiggler
- All of the Demon Roaches at once
- Bone golem Roy
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on Tables 1, 2, and 3
- Roll again twice on Initial Table
- Roll again and switch gender
Minion List -Made By MReav
- Goblin
- Hobgoblin
- Kobold
- Ogre
- Lizardfolk
- Bug-people
- Azure City Soldier
- Bandit or Thieves Guild Member
- Orc
- Owlbear
- Troll (flip coin to determine land or sea)
- Zombie
- Ghoul
- City Guardsman
- Angel-thing
- Ghost Martyr
- Roll again on another table.
- Roll again twice
- Roll Again and invert alignment
- Roll again for minion army
Dead Guy List -Made By MReav
- Samantha
- Sangwaan
- Hobgoblin General
- Azure City General
- Death Knight
- Huecva
- Trigak
- Earth Dungeon Guardian
- Fire Dungeon Guardian
- Kraagor
- Mijung
- Eugene Greenhilt
- Old Blind Pete
- Giant Devil
- Buggy-Lou
- Isamu.
- Roll Again on a different table
- Roll Again Twice
- Roll Again and Switch Gender
- Roll again. If you roll this option twice in a row: Eastern Pantheon and World 1.0
Supplemental Plot Devices (Optional!) - By Nerdanel
- Unrequited love
- Love potion
- Drunkenness
- Snowed in
- Stuck on a desert island
- In the afterlife
- Aliens Made Them Do It (not necessarily literal aliens)
- True love
- Love/hate relationship
- Adultery
- Pregnancy (use male pregnancy if needed)
- Pink frills and white lace
- French maid costume
- Police/military uniform
- High heels and black leather
- American high school setting
- Someone is a vampire
- Everyone is a furry version of themselves
- Kidnapped (By somebody inside or outside of the pairing)
- Roll again twice
Of course, feel free to make up your own pairings!Last edited by The Dark Fiddler; 2009-12-20 at 07:11 PM.
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2009-12-03, 05:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Crack Pairings Story Index
Stories by Asta Kask
Stories by badam104172
Stories by baf
Stories by BatRobin
Belkar/Eye of Fear and FlameStories by Belkster11
Hilgya/YokYok
Julio Scoundrel/Entire Hobgolbin Army
Therkla/Vaarsuvius
Tsukiko/Jirix
Thog/Julio Scoundrel
Redcloak/Lien/Xykon [Part 1]
Redcloak/Lien/Xykon [Part 2]
Nale/Inkyrius
Xykon/Xykon
Roy/Elan [Part 1]Stories by The Blackbird
Roy/Elan [Part 2]
Roy/Elan [Part 3]
Hilgya/Inkyrius
Haley/Blackwing
Nale/Miko [Part 1]
Nale/Miko [Part 2]
Roy/MiTD
Stories by TheBibliophile
Stories by CheeseMuncher
Redcloak/O-ChulStories by Cire II
Tsukiko/Redcloak
Teevo/Hieronymus Grubwiggler
Roy/Roy's Archon
Roy's Sword/Nale
Belkar/Vaarsuvius
Elan/Vaarsuvius [Part 1]
Elan/Vaarsuvius [Part 2]
Redcloak/Tsukiko [Part 1]
Redcloak/Tsukiko [Part 2]
Redcloak/Tsukiko [Part 3]
Redcloak/The Snarl
Miko/Haley
Jeff/Hilgya
Vaarsuvius/Aarindarius
Vaarsuvius/Everyone [Part 2]
Stories by ClericOfBelker
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part "2"]Stories by Closak
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 3]
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 4]
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 5]
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 6]
Belkar/Roy
O-Chul/ABD
Elan/Belkar/Haley/Roy
Roy/ABD
Closak/Black Dragons
Stories by CoffeeIncluded
Elan/Julio ScoundrelStories by Cracklord
O-Chul/Lien
Haley/Roy's Sword and Sara Greenhilt/Soon Kim
Inkyrius/Belkar
Julia/Pompey
Pompey/Sabine
Xykon/Roy's Sword
Belkar/Hinjo
Crystal/Vaarsuvius
Zz'Drti/Nale
Shojo/Aarindarius
Daigo/Kubota
Vaarsuvius/IFCC
OOTS/Giant Sand Worm
Mr. Scruffy/Vaarsuvius
ABD/Guy with the Halberd
Elan/Cactus
Inkyrius/Inkyrius/Vaarsuvius/Vaarsuvius
Haley/Hanukkah Gelt
Miko/Inkyrius
Vaarsuvius/Durkon
Vaarsuvius/Elan/Haley
Miko/DurkonStories by CurlyKitGirl
Inkyrius/Bozzok
O-Chul/Thog
Therkla/Crystal
Nale/The Shadow Dancer/Soulsplice
Tsukiko/Soon
Leeky Windstaff/Lord Kubota
Teevo/Thanh
O-Chul/Chief Grukgruk
Bozzok/Tsukiko/Crystal
Nale/Hinjo/O-Chul/Julia
Xykon/Thog
Edward Cullen/Harry Potter/Raistlin Majere/Xykon/Tsukiko/Lien/Stanley the Tool/Winston Churchill
Xykon/Julio Scoundrel
Belkar/Jenny
Eugene/Ydranna
Bozzok/Haley
Lord Shojo/Julio Scoundrel
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien [The Beginning]
Julia Greenhilt/Xykon
Bozzok/Zz'Dtri
Julia/Roy's Sword
Durkon/Lien
Roy/Sabine
Shojo/Miko
Durkon/Lien
Belkar in Hell [Part 1]
Belkar in Hell [Part 2]
Belkar in Hell [Part 3]
Belkar in Hell [Part 4]
Belkar in Hell [Part 5]
Soon Kim/Mijung
Durkon/Lien
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 1]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 2]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 3]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 4]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 5]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 6]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 7]
Stories by Dak Frostwrath
Stories by The Dark Fiddler
Roy/RedcloakStories by DarkElfGangsta
MiTD/Entitre Hobgoblin Army
Celia/Gender-Flipped Celia
Crystal/Argent
Miko/Vaarsuvius
Nale/Tsukiko
The Oracle/Zz'Dtri
Stories by Dark_Stryke
Not for EveryoneStories by Discord
Miko/VaarsuviusStories by doliest
Miko/Vaarsuvius
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri
Vaarsuvius/Mother Black Dragon
Miko/Vaarsuvius
Jirix/Tsukiko
Vaarsuvius/Haley
Roy/Celia
Vaarsuvius/Miko
Vaarsuvius/Haley
Vaarsuvius/Vaarsuvius
Vaarsuvius/Haley [Part 2] [Continuation of ShinyDelusion's story]
IFCC/CrystalStories by Dra-Goon
Windstriker/The Bandit King
Belkar/YokYok
Doliest/Dracula
Vaarsuvius/Aarindarius [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Aarindarius [Part 2]
Snarl/Haley/O-Chul
Xykon/KazumiStories by Dr.Gunsforhands
Sarah Greenhilt/Roy's Archon
Celia/Mr Scruffy
The Eye of Fear and Flame/Haley
Roy's Sword/Bone Golem Roy
Ancient Black Dragon/Tsukiko/Monster in the Dark
Haley/Vaarsuvius/Durkon
Stories by Elan's Modron
Stories by Elvenblade
Stories by esmerelder
Roy/VaarsuviusStories by Expeditious
Girard/Serini
Girard/Serini
Gender-swapped Order of the Stick
OOTS/OOTS
Haley/Hank
Body-swapped OOTS [Part 1]
Body-swapped OOTS [Part 2]
Body-swapped OOTS [Part 3]
V/Belkar Spawnfic
Stories by Forevernade
Stories by Gimliggamer
Stories by golentan
Stories by Hijax
Stories by Introbulus
The Cliffport Chief of Police/KazumiStories by jogiff
Hydra/Lien
Tsukiko/Roy's Archon
Lord Shojo/Jirix
Durokan/Haley
Belkar/Hinjo
Haley/Crystal
Kazumi/Durkon
Stories by Kaytara
Mr. Scruffy/The SnarlStories by Kill Screen
Ancient Black Dragon/Inkyrius
IFCC Fiends/The Chimera Trigak
Banjo/Giggles
Vaarsuvius and Durkon [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius and Durkon [Part 2]
ABD and Vaarsuvius
Belkar/Vaarsuvius
Stories by Kirby
Stories by Kitteh
Stories by Kobold-Bard
Stories by Kraggi
Stories by Kyronea
Stories by Lawyergoblin
Stories by lindorm
Stories by Lollie
Stories by Lycan 01
Orc Chief Grukgruk/Haley/KazumiStories by MagicianMan5
The Guy With the Halberd/Demon Roaches/Hydra
Daigo/Kubota
Yor/Belkar
Kazumi/Therkla
O-Chul/IFCC
Miko/Redcloak
Miko/Redcloak [Continued]
The Eye of Fear and Flame/Haley
Blackwing/Mr. Scruffy
Hinjo/Redcloak
Crystal/The Chimera
Belkar/Roy's Sword
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 2]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 3]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 4]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 5]
Vaarsuvius/Elan
Stories by Malkar Grumbo
Stories by MasamuneSSX
Miko/MiTDStories by Metalhead
Durkon/Sabine
Miko/Sabine
Miko/The Oracle
Miko/Vaarsuvius
ABD/The Oracle
Entire Hobgoblin Army/All The Demon Roaches
Stories by mizzim
Stories by Monzach
Stories by Moofin Bard
Stories by Moon_Called
Stories by MReav
Stories by Mr. Cales
Stories by NamonakiRei
Stories by Nathander
Stories by NemoUtopia
Stories by Nerdanel
Stories by The Odor
Shojo/MikoStories by Omergideon
Argent/Razor
Blackwing/Haley
Gender-switched Oracle/Oracle
Haley/Lien
Vaarsuvius/Everyone [Part 3]
Stories by Pid6
Stories by pnewman
Stories by PsychoPat
Nale/Haley and Elan/CeliaStories by Ronnoc
Haley/Vampire Shadowdancer
Redcloak/Tsukiko/Julio Scoundrel
Thog/Sabine
Thog/Sabine [Continued]
Thog/Sabine [Continued]
Thog/Sabine [Continued]
Stories by RPGAgmJAY
Stories by Saeyan
Stories by SaintRidley
Stories by Sequinox
Stories by Sereg
Stories by Sewblon
Stories by ShinyDelusion
Julia/ThogStories by Silverraptor
Vaarsuvius/Haley/Elan [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Haley/Elan [Part 3] [Continuation from Discord's part]
Belkar/NaleStories by Somniloquist
Miko/Hinjo
Inkyrius [Part 1], [Part 2], [Part 3], [Part 4]
Julia/Celia
Crystal/Belkar
Haley's Dream
Guy with the Halberd/Girl with the Halberd
Kazumi/Daigo
Kubota/Lien
Ceila/Mr Rodriguez
Tsukiko/Oracle
Elan/Vaarsuvius
Stories by Sstoopidtallkid
Stories by Taekwondodo
Hinjo/Zz'dtriStories by Tatterdemalion
Bozzak/Mr Rodriguez
Elan/The Cliffport Chief of Police
Therkla/Julio Scoundrel
Nale/Julio Scoundrel
Thanh/Female NPC
Windstriker/Argent
Edward/Tsukiko
Trigak/Sunken Valley Hydra [Part 1]
Trigak/Sunken Valley Hydra [Part 2]
Stories by Thor Person Guy
Stories by Tira-chan
Stories by TooManySecrets
Stories by TSED
Stories by waterpenguin43
Stories by Water-Smurf
In the Arms of MorpheusStories by WeimannRedcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 1]IcelusCurse of Phobetor
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 2]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 3]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 4]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 5]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 6]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 7]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 8]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 9]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 10]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 11]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 12]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 13]Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 1]Tragedy of HypnosPasithea's MessengerIn Vino VeritasActa Non VerbaPawns of the Gods
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 2]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 3]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 4]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 5]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 6]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 7]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 8]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 9]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 10]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 11]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 12]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 13]
Jephton/Haetra/Ganonron/Julia Greenhilt/JirixStories by WhereamI?
Overpriced Apple Girl/The Most Awesome Pickpockets In The ENTIRE WORLD!
Overpriced Apple Girl/The Most Awesome Pickpockets In The ENTIRE WORLD! [Continued]
Stories by Xesirin
Stories by yubel
Stories by Zanaril
Male Sarah Greenhilt/Female Zz'dtri/IFCCStories by Zen_Heart
Xykon/Vaarsuvius
Therkla/Belkar/Tsukiko
Therkla/Belkar/Tsukiko [Continued]
Mr Rodrigez/Gender-Swiched Mr Rodrigez
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri [continuation of Discord's story]
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri
Aarindarius/Inkyrius
Aarindarius/Inkyrius
Aarindarius/Inkyrius
Aarindarius/Inkyrius
Blackwing/Lizard Vaarsuvius
The IFCC/Zombie Dragon Head
Vaarsuvius/The Snarl
Vaarsuvius/Inkyrius/Aarindarius
Vaarsuvius/Haerta [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Haerta [Part 2]
Vaarsuvius/Haley/Vaarsuvius
Tass/Crack Pairings Thread
Vaarsuvius/Julio Scoundrel
Closak/ABD
Vaarsuvius/Everyone [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Everyone [Part 4]
Stories by Ziren
Stories by Zolkabro
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2009-12-03, 05:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Crack Pairings Art Compilation
A compilation of the art made specifically for the Crack Pairings Thread.
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Art by BatRobin
Tiasal (version one).
Tiasal (version two).
Art by Belkster11
Sangwaan and Hinjo.
Art by CheeseMuncher
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Belkar.
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Vaarsuvius and Roy.
Xykon and Redcloak.
Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Tsukiko and Redcloak.
Tsukiko and Redcloak (coloured version).
Spliced Inkyrius.
Vaarsuvius.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Celia and Vaarsuvius.
Redcloak and Xykon.
Art by CoffeeIncluded
Inkyrius, Vaarsuvius and their children.
Art by Delorges
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Miko and O-Chul.
Art by Discord
Vaarsuvius and Miko.
Tsukiko and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko.
Lirian and Aarindarius.
Art by Expeditious
Vaarsuvius and Blackwing.
Vaarsuvius.
Art by Funky Goose
A comic version of Water-Smurf's Vaarsuvius/Redcloak story.
Half-dragon child of Belkar.
Young Roy and the Little Psion that Could.
Art by half-halfling
Vaarsuvius and V's personifications of femininity and masculinity.
Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius, their children and the soul splice.
Tsukiko and Jirix.
Haley and Vaarsuvius.
MiTD and Tsukiko.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius' Parent and young Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Tiasal and Terentius.
Jirix, Tsukiko, Redcloak, Celia, Belkar, Roy, Haley, Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius and their children, wishing Kaytara a happy birthday.
Tiasal, Tsukiko, and Xykon.
Plushie Dragon Vaarsuvius.
Aarindarius, Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius and their children.
Aarindarius.
Roy and Miko.
Therkla and Miko.
Art by Kaytara
Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Roy.
Vaarsuvius and Roy (coloured version).
Young Vaarsuvius.
Spliced Inkyrius.
Vaarsuvius and Miko.
Vaarsuvius and Miko (coloured version).
Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Mr. Scruffy, Belkar, Vaarsuvius, and Blackwing.
Aarindarius.
Aarindarius.
Aarindarius (coloured version).
Redcloak, Vaarsuvius, and their child.
Redcloak, Vaarsuvius, and their child (coloured version).
Right-Eye and Redcloak.
Tiasal, Xykon, and Tsukiko.
Tiasal.
Art by Kirby
Haley and Vaarsuvius.
Spliced Elan.
Art by The Neoclassic
Lien and the Yellow-Eyed Fiend.
Evil Lien.
Art by Saeyan
Vaarsuvius with a Miko doll.
Vaarsuvius with a Miko doll.
Aarindarius and Inkyrius.
Zz'dtri and Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius.
Aarindarius, Inkyrius, and Vaarsuvius.
A wanted sign for Zanaril.
A wanted sign for Zanaril (version 2).
Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius and Aarindarius, with Vaarsuvius and Zz'dtri in chibi form.
Aarindarius, Inkyrius, and Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius, Vaarsuvius, and Aarindarius.
Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and V&RC's child.
Tiasal.
Vaarsuvius.
Tsukiko.
Scenario for Water-Smurf, featuring Tiasal and Redcloak.
Vaarsuvius and Aarindarius.
Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.
Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius.
Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.Spoiler
Art by Tira-chan
Spock and Vaarsuvius.
Art by TooManySecrets
Female living Xykon.
Art by Trixie
Celia and Belkar.
Xykon, Tsukiko, and Miko.
Art by Zanaril
Undead Vaarsuvius and Xykon.
Miko and Vaarsuvius.
Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Xykon.
Spliced Inkyrius.
Spliced Inkyrius.
Spliced Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Young Vaarsuvius.
Tiasal.
Argent and Windstriker.
Aarindarius and Vaarsuvius.
Child of Closak and the ABD.
Haley and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius, Redcloak, and Tiasal.
Xykon and Tsukiko.Last edited by Lira; 2009-12-30 at 12:29 PM.
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2009-12-03, 05:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
*takes a deep breath*
Aah, there's nothing like the smell of a new thread.This post may contain sarcasm.
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2009-12-03, 05:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
New thread! Yay!
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2009-12-03, 05:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
*Groans* Aargh, I go to the bathroom and it's already posted...
In any case, can anyone pass me the grape juice?
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2009-12-03, 05:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
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2009-12-03, 05:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
This post may contain sarcasm.
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2009-12-03, 05:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Did Cracklord ever finish that crack pairing I asked for?
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2009-12-03, 05:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Mmm. We've outgrown many of our fellow forum legends.
And I'm severely hung over. (I've gotta stop drinking at the end of the threads...)
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Zanaril, what did you put in there? I feel funny...Last edited by Water-Smurf; 2009-12-03 at 05:31 PM.
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-12-03, 05:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-12-03, 05:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
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2009-12-03, 05:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-12-03, 06:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
New thread, goodie goodie.
We revolve in infamy.SpoilerAvatar by KwarkPudding!
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2009-12-03, 06:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-12-03, 06:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
I have nothing inherently useful to say.
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YAY FOR THREAD FOUR!
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2009-12-03, 07:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
V x Julio Scoundrel
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"Well, hello."
Vaarsuvius looked up sharply, her attention straying from the last half inch of beer in her glass and focusing dimly on the human that had just sat down at the bar. "I do not believe I know you."
He chuckled, and gave a mock bow. "Nor I you. What is a lovely... elf like you doing in these parts?" He gestured around the small tavern.
"That is none of your concern." Vaarsuvius relied moodily, draining the last of the beer. "Bartender, I require a refilling of my beverage." The elf dug around in a robe pocket for a handful of coins, but the human go there first.
"Let me buy that for you." He said, and his even and very white teeth bared in a dazzling smile as he placed a few coppers on the bar. Vaarsuvius observed him coldly.
"I am quite capable of paying for my own drinks. Please leave me alone."
“Ah, but a pretty-“ he paused, then took a gamble “…lady like yourself shouldn’t have to be alone.” He winked. “And that’s where I come in.”
Vaarsuvius leant away from the man, a slight pinkish tinge creeping across her face. But her expression was pure ice. “I will repeat this once more, and only once more: leave me alone.”
Julio Scoundrel sat back and watched the elf, seeming unconcerned by the rebuttal. The elf’s blush darkened a bit, and she hurriedly looked down, scowling into her drink. Julio merely smirked and tugged absent mindedly at his mustache.
“You seem upset about something. Penny for your thoughts?”
“I have already expressed my desire to be left alone. I do not wish to talk to you, human!” The elf stood up, meaning to storm out angrily, but the evenings drinking caught up with the elf and she stumbled, reaching out to grab the bar for support. Instead a firm hand caught her arm. She glared at the human, who simply stepped away and sat back down. The elf took a deep breath, trying to clear the alcohol-fuelled haze.
“Please stay. I simply wish for someone to talk to, and you appeared to be the most intelligible companion available.”
Warily, the elf sat back down, still frowning at the human. “That did not appear your intent when you first addressed me.”
He gave a light laugh, a pleasant sound which made the elf’s ears twitch. He was rather good-looking, she had to admit. He was handsome with a youthful face, but there were the tell-tale signs of age creeping up too; the elf’s sharp eyes picked out a few lighter strands of hair against the black, noted the faint lines at the corners of his eyes. The facial hair was rather off-putting, but then that was just one more aspect of humans the elf had never understood.
“Like what you see?”
The elf jumped “No, I… if you are going to be like that I will leave.”
“Apologies madam. It is simply a bad habit of mine to be so forward when talking to females.”
“That is evident.” The elf muttered, reluctantly picking up the glass of beer and taking a sip.
“So tell me, why is an elf such as yourself drinking in a back-street bar of a airship port?”
“I believe you already asked me that.”
“And I believe you didn’t answer.” He said, leaning forward on his elbows.
The elf sighed. “I am here following rumors of a potential source of arcane knowledge. It is nothing that would interest your type.”
“My ‘type’?”
“Those who bluff their way through life on a high Charisma, rather than utilizing logic and knowledge to make decisions.” The elf snapped.
“Hmm, that’s a pretty big accusation to make about someone you don’t know.” He tugged his mustache thoughtfully. “You think I’m, charismatic?”
“You are well aware of the fact, and undoubtedly use it to your benefit.”
He laughed. “Well, maybe I do. Although it doesn’t seem to be working for me recently.”
“I know what you want, and you would be better served looking elsewhere. Go and talk to someone else. Maybe someone with a higher Charisma score.”
Leaning further towards the elf, he rested a hand on his chin. “Why?”
The elf leant forward too, eyes burning. “Because you are obviously not really attracted to me! You are simply amusing yourself at my expense!”
The airship captain looked genuinely surprised. “I am not. You have already shown yourself to be intelligent and independent, both of which are traits I value highly. And besides, you belittle yourself; I do think you are pretty.”
“I doubt it.”
Without hesitation, the airship captain moved forward and kissed Vaarsuvius squarely on the lips. The elf’s eyes widened, but there was a moment’s pause before she pushed him away, breathing heavily.
“Why did you do that?” The elf hissed, but the tone was more curious than angry.
“You want me.”
Vaarsuvius looked away irritably, the blush now reaching the tips of her ears. “Maybe. What of it?”
Julio raised an eyebrow. “Why are you so opposed to the idea? We’re both adults capable of making our own decisions.”
“And if I decided I did want to?”
He slipped an arm around her waist and kissed her again, and this time she didn’t push him away but cautiously leant into the kiss.
“I have a room rented at-“ He started, but she cut him off.
“I do too. I would prefer to go there.”
He inclined his head, mouth twitching into a smile. “On your terms then.”
They kissed again, more deeply and more desperately, and then while they still had control of their actions they walked out of the bar hand in hand.
*yawn* Tired. Going to bed now.
I might look at this on the other side of the morning and decide I hate it, but that's the way things go.Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-12-04 at 01:55 PM.
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2009-12-03, 07:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-12-03, 08:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Your local Cleric.
Cleric of the Murphy's Law Thread
(yes, that is possible)
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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2009-12-03, 08:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Woo, new thread!
Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-12-03, 08:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-03, 08:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-03, 08:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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*Loves how people continue to post in the old thread, even after the new thread is here*
I don't think you portrayed Water-smurf accurately. Even under the effects of a love potion, I doubt she'd do that.
Also, Tiasal probably wouldn't either, but who knows.
You could say it's....
SUPER EFFECTIVE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHLast edited by The Dark Fiddler; 2009-12-03 at 09:02 PM.
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-12-03, 09:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings IV - You Can't Unread It
Politics is the most accurate word in the English language. "Poli" in Latin meaning "Many" and
"tics" meaning "little insects"
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2009-12-04, 12:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-04, 12:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'm stuck with my nale x Julia. anyone got any tips to kamehmeha this writer's block? I got most of it figured out, I need a plot device better then what I have...(julia seducing nale to go free...)
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2009-12-04, 01:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-12-04, 02:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Wow. A new thread already. We're now offically ahead of the OOTS fanservice in the art-thread. Now all we need to do is beat the non-OOTS fanservice thread comibined and we are really in great shape!
By the way, I think their needs to be a better organizing index system, Lira. Maybe put it in sections based on artists names and put them in spoilers like:
A-F
SpoilerYou get the idea.
G-L
SpoilerAnd so on, and so forth
M-R
SpoilerWhy can't I stop this?
S-Z
SpoilerHelp! I'm being forced to continue against my will! Oh wait... I'm at the end of the alphabet. *Whew*
1-9
SpoilerOh You've *GOT* To Be Kidding Me!!!!!!
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2009-12-04, 03:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Aah, I love the smell of a new thread in the morning. Smells like...victory.
I loved the VxJulio story. Julio Scoundrél was, to me, really depicted as the kind of smarmy guy that he should be seen as.
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2009-12-04, 04:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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At least I get in on the first page.
But aww, nobody missed me /snif