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2010-01-09, 04:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
You know, Im sorry. I love every single marionet, stupid , unrealistic Piece of fanfic on this Thread. I wasnt realy talking for myself when I made fun of all the fanfics, I was sort saying what I was supposed to be saying: That everything here is crap. I just was embarased that I actualy liked what I was reading, so much like Miko I lashed out at other people for my faults. Its not like what I said isnt true, this stuff is wierd, but the WAY I said it is just horrible. I think It has something to do with the introduction of undeadies. So yeah.....Sorry I guess (Wish I said that BEFORE I got the 3 Infractions....).
Maybe eventualy I To will have the Will and courage to randomly roll up a piaring and have fun with it. I am not asking for forgiveness, just Understanding.
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2010-01-09, 05:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
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2010-01-09, 06:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
I'm not saying you should write it! Although you can if you want, of course.
Speaking of V's parents, do you think they ever tried to set V and Aandy up on a date?
If he saw her someplace, he'd probably just grab her arm and drag her off someplace dark, and she wouldn't do anything to resist. I don't think I need to go into what he'd do.
At least Reddy's around to make sure that doesn't happen.
And Inky would probably get a little sore about it. ("Her jailer? She spread her legs for the damn jailer?!")
I mean... it could work! Xykon fills up the roles of 'honest (if not good) role model' and 'dangerous rebellion enabler' in Tiasal's life, something that, provided that she hits puberty while still under his apprenticeship, would be very attractive to her.
Dear God. I'm thinking of a way for a walking skeleton and a prepubescent girl to fall in lust. (Not love. Tiasal may feel obsession and/or passion and/or lust for him, but I can't see it ever turning into love. Ditto with Xykon, minus the obsession and passion part.)
...any plans to atually write this?This post may contain sarcasm.
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2010-01-09, 07:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
In response to the little fracas we had about literary qualities and the function of the Crack Pairings Thread, here's my analysis:
SpoilerThis thread fills several different functions. 1) Humans are social creatures, and like to spend time with others who share the same interests. 2) Humans are narrative creatures, and like to share their stories with other people. Some of these stories will be good, most will be average and some will be decidedly sub-par, but by sharing them and getting criticism, people can get better. 3) Humans are sexual and romantic creatures, and are interested in telling stories about romantic and sexual situations. This is doubly true if the person is sexually frustrated (not 'repressed', as one poster described herself - that's the wrong word). I think this is a situation many of us could agree that they are in. 4) A lot of these stories are simple wish-fulfillment (not that there's anything wrong with that.), but some deal with plausible scenarios in a fantasy dress. Read through them and see for yourself.Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
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2010-01-09, 07:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Well, hopefully it wasn't gag-worthy. I'm trying to give V and Reddy the sweetness that they would naturally have after a few years of marriage without being too cheesy.
She did. :<
Wouldn't that require really high-level spells? It seems like a lot of trouble to go through just to have sex in peace...
Xykon/Tiasal doesn't strike me as impossible, given the circumstances, but it does strike me as a quick way to make Redcloak try to kill him, not to mention making the pervy cleric revolt.
(Wait, how cold a skeleton 'get it on'? I mean, I can see how he can do things to someone else, sure, but what about him...?)
Poor Reddy and V need to cast spells just to not be watched.
Oh, definitely. And then Aarindarius had a long talk with them about how it would be inappropriate for a teacher to have a romantic or sexual relationship with his student. And the lecture went in one ear and out the other.
*shudder*
At least Reddy's around to make sure that doesn't happen.
I wasn't debating the plausability, just the mind-numbing weirdness.
...any plans to atually write this?
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2010-01-09, 08:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
And why didn't they listen? My respect for them has just fallen even more.
In the strip where Xykon is fighting the spirit paladins, he shouts "Gaah! I forgot how much pain tends to hurt!"
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2010-01-09, 08:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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Because they said "She's just repressed. We need to take it out of her so that she can be truly happen."
SpoilerA friend of mine told a similar tale. She was 13 and her boyfriend was 14, and they were sitting on the couch holding hands, looking into each others' eyes and saying the sweet words teenagers tend to use at these times.
And then her mother popped in and said "I'm going to bed. By the way, the condoms are in the kitchen, top drawer."
*pause*
And then the boy says "I'll... I should probably go now."Avatar by CoffeeIncluded
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2010-01-09, 08:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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@DarkApprentice Thank you for the compliment. I could see that it was moving in a narmy direction but decided to just go with it.
@Oooohaloophole Alright, just please be respectful in the future.
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2010-01-09, 08:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 08:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
You know, If your playing "Ignore the ******* who cant decide wether or not he Hates/Loves the Thread " im fine With that.
About The Tiasal/Xycon thing I must say that she better realize that he is much more Manipulative than she thinks he is.
He is using Subtle manipulation into nudging her into the belief that she is evil. She is doing bad acts but is not EVIL. He is Telling her things she wants to think like When she Zombifies that rat and he tells her to kill it and tells her since she is already evil its ok. And She buys it, She is letting Xycon Shape Her psyche.
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2010-01-09, 08:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Yes. Now, imagine your mother doing it, and you can see how it is a case for justifiable homicide...
Probably not, but I'm sad to say that a good way to be treated like a troll is to behave like one. You may have to do some penance before being taken seriously. How about working on a Roy/Miko pairing - that's fairly vanilla.Last edited by Asta Kask; 2010-01-09 at 08:30 AM.
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2010-01-09, 08:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 08:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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I also heard about a brother who hid under his sister's bed and waited for her sister and her boyfriend. As things got heated atop the bed, the brother started sneezing (so - if you have an evil brother, poor cleaning is a good first line of defense). Another case of justifiable homicide.
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2010-01-09, 08:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 08:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 08:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 09:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 09:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 09:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 09:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Well, one of us misunderstood Zanaril's comment. I took it to mean that the comment was probably warranted.
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2010-01-09, 09:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 10:00 AM (ISO 8601)
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I've updated my Immortal
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showp...&postcount=824
I can already feel the stupid creeping into my brain, eroding my sanity.
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2010-01-09, 10:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 10:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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My sentiments exactly, but, alas, it looks like, unsatisfied with failing to close the thread, he's back for more. And that is the last thing I will say about or to him.
Very nice for your first pairing. Sometimes it's hard to handle minor character like Zz'dtri that we didn't get to see much of and still stay consistent with what is known about them, but you seem to have done so quite well.
Do you know if it stayed true to the books? A Holmes fan friend of mine who hasn't seen it yet is wondering.
Once again your fic has me literally laughing out loud and anxiously awaiting the next installment.
Thanks for the compliment, nice additions, and don't worry; though narm was present, it wasn't half as cheesy as your warning suggested. I liked it.
Definitely not gag-worthy. It might help you understand what I meant if I say that I don't equate "mushy" with "narm" (unless I say "mushy in a bad way").
Is that a rhetorical question, or are you actually looking for an answer?Last edited by ShinyDelusion; 2010-01-09 at 10:38 AM.
That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-01-09, 10:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
I just remembered this:
http://www.squidi.net/comic/amd/view.php?ep=3&id=66
but the elf with the molten eyes probably would be a little angry about someone taking the 'worthless bitch' away.
Oh, definitely. And then Aarindarius had a long talk with them about how it would be inappropriate for a teacher to have a romantic or sexual relationship with his student. And the lecture went in one ear and out the other.
What's sad is that - the age gap and teacher/student dynamic aside - I think Aandy would have been a much better match for V than Kyrie was.Last edited by Zanaril; 2010-01-09 at 11:10 AM.
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2010-01-09, 10:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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2010-01-09, 11:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by ShinyDelusion; 2010-01-09 at 11:40 AM.
That's what she said.Susan Sto Helit avatar by Felyndiira.
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2010-01-09, 11:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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Among other things:
That the universe is conspiring against me in this regard
I channel my repressed sexual frustration into teasing my friends who actually have boyfriends, but I don't know when to stop. (Though there are a lot of other reasons for that one too.)
My self-esteem is basically non-existent.My webcomic!
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