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Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
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Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103
Aziraphiles Actually Alliterative and Awesomely Affluent Random Banter #104
Cristo's Consistently Confusing and Constantly Casual Random Banter #105
Dish's Delightfully Deranged and Deliciously Deliquent Random Banter # 106
This thread is for random discussion, not random chit chat. People have set up an unofficial IRC chat thingy for that sort of thing. Not only will you not annoy the people here, you will also help increase the popularity of the IRC chat. It's win/win/win!
Be not unkind, and may enjoyment flow post-haste!Last edited by Neko Toast; 2008-11-25 at 04:44 PM.
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2008-11-25, 04:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
@Cristo: I was just about to, but the thread closed before I could get to it.
Just saying this now: my apologies to anyone else who wanted to do it.
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
I'm here! You can all stop holding your breath! TwoBit is in da house!
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
*power slide entry*
Woo woo wooo woo woo wooo woa woa woa woa bweeeeee beedle beedle beedle bweeeeeeeee dow dow dooowwwww...
*GUITAR SOLO BOOGIE BLESSING!*
This thread has been blessed, WITH ROCK!
...I'll stop playing Rock Band, I swear.
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I just noticed something...
Originally Posted by Cristo Meyers
I'm hurt, really.
First you avoid me, then tell me my snuggles don't rank.
That stings, Cristo.
...I'm this close to ex-man-crushing you.
Dirky by Beans!Officially putting in for an extended leave of absence.
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I doubt the veracity of this statement as well. Also, I wonder who came up with the ideas behind the recent rock band commercials. And now I'm creeped out again by those skeezy commercials for one of the two where it makes the misogynistic claim that women are hollow-headed robots with no room in their minds for anything except for attractive musicians making music.
@^: *Wingpat* There, there. He's just a bit sore about his sons trying to kill him.
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Please remember that any posts that proclaim "first post", "first page" or similar will get deleted. The verdict is still out on posts that just say something to the effect of "boogie", but that should be considered little more than spam. I know I personally don't want to take action against something that will spoil people's fun, but the number of junk posts at the start and end of RB threads is alarming. Please try to be reasonable and include more content with your posts.
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
No, you should all manually type it over.
It's good for A Getting in your mind how much spare time we have and B get to read the rules again and C don't forget to add the new link and D it's tradition! and E I had a E! Darnit! What's my E! Ok, we'l do the scene again tomorrow, I'm off in my trailer...This post should not be taken serious...As all of my posts should, except for posts in the Dep or RWA threads.
Ow, sorry Rawhide-san, won't do it again, promise.
Edit : What's it with me and calling people -san lately? I don't have anything with japanese titles...
Harukiiiiiiiiii!
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One might even be able to develop some kind of response or analysis of the situation by drawing upon Information Theory and that whole thing about noise in a system.
A bell curve, where there are several smaller spikes of noise due to the inevitable tangents and repeated conversations/commentaries/statements, but with the peak at the beginning and ending of the time observed per thread.
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
*salutes to the almighty admin*
I'll go stick that in the rules right now.
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Oh, I don't know about that. I think everyone should have their little traditions. I, for example, have a 20 percent chance (1-2 on a D10) of getting up without coffee, and an 80% chance of staying in bed for a bit longer. With coffee (sometimes supplied by my fond and doting parents) I've got a 95% (Anything but an 11 on a D20) chance of getting up.
And Christmas traditions, yes, I could go on at length about those.For the last time, it stands for Shadow of Darkness!
Thankin' Nevitan fer me babytar!
Kasaad Shadowweb-Chitine Paladin of Freedom (now a clickable link!).
Genderbender week comin' up! SoDess by Bisected8 *applause*
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Sorry. I usually will include more when I Boogie but... yeah, not much to say tonight.
More to keep the tradition really.
Hmmm...
Well, Rock Band then?
More specifically Rock Band 2?
Shiny.
Really shiny.
I know it's old news for most of ya'll in the states but it was only released Friday here in Europe, and so I'm only now really getting into the brunt of it.
But yes, shiny. It wasn't until I got into the singing that I realised they had really glammed stuff up. The lyrics came in a font that didn't look like someone had hastily typed it out on a broken typewriter. Actually made things rather difficult when I had to suddenly adapt to this new font and deal with the white text messing with my eyes. Then I 100% the song. Because I'm a Rage fan.
I'm still infuriated though that I cannot play Hard. On anything. I can't hit the notes on the vocals, I can't match the speed on drums and I simply cannot slide on the guitar. I can do everything else there, I can match their speed and their complicated chords and fancy hammer ons and what not but for the life of me that 5th button is a doozy and a half. I'm apparantly not dextorous enough to shift my hand just a little lower down.
It is my great shame.
...I named my band Pornography Philosophy. Because MacGuyver Built Us Out Of Sticks And Stones was too difficult and too long.
Content, I haz it?
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Keeping traditions when they get in the way of things is stupid then. You can wear the same pair of socks every tuesday if you want to, but ritalistic sacrifice is not an amazing idea.
In this case, it's getting in the way of my amusement. The gravest of sins.
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I despise christmas.
All that happiness and joy.
There's something wrong there, you mark my words.Everything I say is 100% TRUTH*
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I have this unsettling conviction that YouTube has made all their videos wider and now it looks really, really odd. It's such an awkwardly sized rectangle, I can't help but be suspicious of it.
*glances aside at the wide YouTube vids*
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Perhaps its a conspiracy.
On a sidenote, daaamn i need a guy. I'm starting to ogle random dudes on the street now, which is just not healthy. Not at all.
...What are the ethics on getting a (really, really hot) straight (But probably a little bit Bi) drunk and then doing whatever?Everything I say is 100% TRUTH*
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Highly immoral.
What are the ethics of trying to turn a gay guy straight? Or a better analogy may just be getting a girl drunk in a sort of pseudo-rape only with the added extent of inflicting emotional uncertainty and/or distress upon someone through sexual confusion.
Also, believe in you who believes in yourself. You do not need someone as long as you are happy with yourself. Tis but a bonus.Last edited by Player_Zero; 2008-11-25 at 05:50 PM.
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I knew it! And it's all the freakier when it loads the video area first and it looks like it's come through the other tabs and it's out to get you.
You dare not turn your back on the screen lest it lunges out of the world of cybernetics, plunges through your back and rips out your heart and soul.
>.>
And now I've made myself paranoid over YouTube videos of all types.
Thank you the Playground for removing my remaining shards of sanity.
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Okay Curly, thanks. I'm now afraid of Youtube.
*shudders in fear*
Also, at ethics, Curses!. I guess it's time to put the Id back its box and let out the Super-ego again.
Bye bye IdEverything I say is 100% TRUTH*
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I searched for 'scary youtube video' and came up with this: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bBRkep8hVzc
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No problem my bird, I'm just going around destroying peoples joy in the website. And it's far worse if you're listening to creepy music and especially emo/goth metal.
Or surprisingly loud jolts
Do not get me started on Freud. D. H. Lawrence takes it way too far and I shudder every time I think about studying that travesty of a book of his. At least Gibbons made its style funny as. Actually, 'zira, I beg you to read that book and read it knowing that it's a parody. It's so much funnier that way.
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@^: that actually disappointed me PZ, I was expecting something less cliche. Seen a dozen variations.Last edited by CurlyKitGirl; 2008-11-25 at 05:58 PM.
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