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Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
Welcome To Random Banter!You like talking, yeah? We got talking
Random Banter! It's for all those topics you never thought you'd find a place for, all those news stories not quite worthy of their own topic, all those funny pictures that aren't really related to anything but still make you giggle like a pixie with a fresh batch of human slaves to stew for dinner (yes, pixies really do that. It's a long story how I found out and lived to tell about it)! And then, afterwards, discuss things. Not just say them, discuss them. As in "I like shoes!" "Me too!" not "I like shoes!" "BICYCLE STAMPEDE!!!"
Of course, just because it's a thread more or less designed for all those little tidbits of chaos that come to mind over time, doesn't mean we don't follow rules - oh no, we have rules, and we follow them. You will be eaten alive if you don't pay attention, or, as the situation may warrant, politely asked not to break the rules again.
Better yet, you could just read the rules and not break them.
Why didn't we think of that earlier...
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As stated above, this thread is for random discussion, not random chit chat. That is to say, this is a forum, not your IM client. People have set up an unofficial IRC chat thingy for that sort of thing. Not only will you not annoy the people here, you will also help increase the popularity of the IRC chat.
So, banter away people!Last edited by Felixaar; 2009-04-10 at 03:57 AM.
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Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
*sniffs new thread*
Hmmm, I'd forgotten what one of these things smells like.
*spritzes with Fabreze*
There, that's better.
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I just dug through the old random banters. So many people you never see anymore.
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Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
*walks in, shoots TPAM and TPBM, walks out*
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Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
I like peanut butter. Who here does as well?
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Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
Y'kno, I used to love peanut butter on a scale bordering obsession, but it's just kind of faded from my tastes now. Too... processed. Next time I visit back home I'm going to get some (home made? fresh? natural? organic?) peanut butter from the wholefoods store though, and see if I like that any better.
I'm totally on the Crunchy side of the Peanut Butter debate though. Crunchy all the way!
[Insert various 300 references altered to support Cruncy Peanut Butter HERE]Last edited by Felixaar; 2009-04-10 at 06:14 AM.
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Ah, my intro, it has been changed. Oh well. It lasted through 2 threads that weren't mine.
Weirdly enough, I had a dream last night that TwoBit started the new RB, and I was all like "Wait a minute! It hasn't been 50 threads since your last one!" and I can't remember how the dream continued from there, other than it made little or no sense. I think some sort of secret agents were involved at some point."'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
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Secret Agents? Sounds like something I'd write.
And yeah, well, I figured if I'm going to have my own Random Banter, it needs to have that sort of personal touch you can only get with a good old fashioned Bicycle Stampede.Live, Laugh, Learn, Love,
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If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it.
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Re: Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)
*likes creamy peanut butter*
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I'm not a peanut butter fan at all.
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Well, in general, I don't eat a lot of peanut butter. We tried the thing where we bought a small jar of crunchy for myself, but I never think "Oh yeah, I want some PB&J!"
So it went largely unused. Ever since, we just stopped buying it.
Man... now I have a craving... and work just started...
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I think I just got rejected out of the college course I wanted to take most.
'due to many more applications then we had expected for this course, we stopped applications.
Other courses are still available, if they aren't full already'
Yeah.....No direct saying I didn't get in.
Damnit.....
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Maybe...very small maybe....
The main problem is that I know I wanted to do this one and that I was going to like and want to work on it.
Sure I have a second and third choice, but they're like far below the first choice.....
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Best fnut spread ever: Nutela.
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Hey guys, where I am, it's morning. So, good morning to all!
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Yet another Touhou fan in the playground.
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Woot! We are finally getting flying cars!
http://www.informationweek.com/news/...leID=215901270
Also, I am a creamy peanut butter kinda guy. I don't like nits in my cookie or brownies either.Last edited by anazopyreo; 2009-04-10 at 09:29 AM. Reason: Adding content
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