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KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130
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Wooh! I hijacked the new thread! early too! I'm so evil [/not]
So, do whatever... ban me for "breaking rules" if that's what it comes to..."The Mormons were right."
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*Takes out camping stuff*
So uhh, can someone help me this time? I usually do it on my own and it hurts. .-.
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I liiive!!
Yay! New thread!
*Sets it on fire* Woo!
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*snuggles*...hijacked? Early? It hit page 50, new thread is a go. =P
*boogies, just because he can* >.>Cobra Avatar by the lovely Miss Nobody.
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Re: KataraAltinaII's Premature Not So Short & To-The-Point Random Banter #130
Also, who's gonna boogie?
I don't think our boogiers are on anymore....
And you have to be special to Boogie-Bless RB's. >.>
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*Raises hand* I'll boogie.
...For a price.
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*boogies*
For you, Nameless.Avatar by Serpentine.
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There used to be, but then someone brought the Holy Hand Grenade to one of them, and... well, their not around any more.
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Last edited by Spiryt; 2009-09-28 at 02:12 PM.
Avatar by KwarkpuddingThe subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing;
Rush in and die, dogs—I was a man before I was a king.
Whoever makes shoddy beer, shall be thrown into manure - town law from Gdańsk, XIth century.
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*Puts on Dispatched*
WOOT!
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Then we can mosh to this.
Anyway, Vadar are more headbanging music imo.Last edited by Nameless; 2009-09-28 at 02:33 PM.
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Waaaaaaaaah. history test in twenty minuuuuuuutes. >.<
I should feel good, because only half my classes *have* big tests, but I still hate it. We have to memorize a bunch of places on a map and be able to correctly label said map; my father is a geographer, and when I told him about this, he went off on a rant about how useless map memorization is. Made me feel better, anyway.
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Why mosh when you can just be awesome?
You remind of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
The power of the Voodoo!
Who do?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the babe.
I saw my baby, cryin' hard as babe could cry.
What could I do?
My baby's love had gone, and left my baby blue.
Nobody knew!
What kind of magic spell to use?
Slime and snails? Or puppy dogs tails?
Thunder or lightning?
Then baby said...
Dance, magic dance!
(Dance, magic dance)
Dance, magic dance!
(Dance, magic dance)
Put that baby's spell on me!
Jump, magic jump!
(Jump, magic jump)
Jump, magic jump!
(Jump, magic jump)
Put that magic jump on me!
Slap that baby, make him freak!Last edited by V'icternus; 2009-09-28 at 02:39 PM.
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This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
"Whether it be impossible or laughable, Great men open up paths of battle! If there's a wall, we break it down! If there's no path, we'll make one with these hands! The heart's magma burns with flames!"
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Geography? ...Wut...
Map tests... in a college course...
WTF?! What course is this!?
...GAH!
..Wait, your dad is a geopgrapher?
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My Sub-Saharan Anthropology course began with a map test. It was necessary--to establish how little everyone knew about the area. (I did well on that test, but that being the semester in which I quietly cracked, I didn't manage to learn anything during the course. Advantage: folk who started ignorant but left with learning.)
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Why not jump this thread up instead?
And jumping song!Avatar by KwarkpuddingThe subtle tongue, the sophist guile, they fail when the broadswords sing;
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You think that compares to David Bowie?
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You continue to be extremely creepy, Coidzor. I'd take my hat off to you if I were wearing a hat.
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SPACE CATS!
I thought that I'd just post that.
Watch it. Laugh. Be merry people.This avatar pierces the heavens and is by Miss Nobody!SpoilerOriginally Posted by Anuan
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