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2009-12-29, 08:32 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2009
Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Hello, and welcome to the fifth Crack Pairings thread. If you haven't read the previous ones yet, you can do so here, here, here, and here.
Or, if you don't wish to read through all 200 pages, here's the short version: we have a roller and some tables. You roll a pairing, and maybe a plot device, then you write it, draw it, act it out, interpretive dance it, whatever! Apparently we like this sort of thing.
Please remember to keep it clean, folks! The board rules still apply!
When posting a pairing, please at least try to do something with it. We like it when people try!
New: Sure, we won't be winning any Oscars or anything, but that doesn't mean we can't have our own little awards.
Should you wish to roll a pairing, Sgeo coded up a roller for us. If you want that personal touch, go roll on the tables, or make up your own pairing!
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Zanaril's
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Discord's
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Saeyan
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rangermania
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Trixie
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MReav
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Kaytara
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half-halfling
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Tables!
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Initial Table
Roll 2d6 (or more!) decide which tables to pick the characters from.
- OotS Table 1
- OotS Table 2
- OotS Table 3
- OotS Table 4
- Minion List
- Dead Guy List
Table 1 - By Minion992929
- Roy
- Durkon
- Celia
- Xykon
- Tsukiko
- Vaarsuvius
- Monster in The Dark
- Miko
- Nale
- Elan
- Haley
- Belkar
- Lord Shojo
- Redcloak
- Hinjo
- Daigo
- Kazumi
- Inkyrius
- Roll again twice
- Roll again and switch gender
Table 2 - By Minion 992929
- The Guy with a halberd
- Sarah Greenhilt
- Haley's dad
- Thanh
- Julio Scoundrél
- Mr. Rodriguez
- Horace Greenhilt
- Therkla
- Zz'Dtri
- YokYok
- Leeky Windstaff
- The Cliffport chief of police
- Windstriker
- Jirix
- Lien
- Argent
- Yor
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on twice on Initial Table
- Roll again and switch gender
Table 3 - By Minion992929
- Soon Kim (incorporeal)
- Shadowdancer
- Hilgya
- Dorukan
- Bozzok
- Crystal
- Bandit King
- Ancient Black Dragon
- O-Chul
- The Snarl
- The Eye of Fear and Flame
- Lord Kubota
- Thog
- Julia Greenhilt
- Belkar
- The oracle
- Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
- Roll again twice on Initial Table
- Roll again twice
- Roll again and switch gender
Table 4 - By Minion 992929
- The dragon's hoard
- The chimera
- The really dangerous trap
- Roy's Archon
- The Hydra
- Teevo
- Xykon's zombie dragon head
- Roy's sword
- The entire Hobgoblin army
- The orc chieftain
- The IFCC
- Durkon while under the effects of Thor's might
- Mr Scruffy
- Hieronymus Grubwiggler
- All of the Demon Roaches at once
- Bone golem Roy
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on Tables 1, 2, and 3
- Roll again twice on Initial Table
- Roll again and switch gender
Minion List -Made By MReav
- Goblin
- Hobgoblin
- Kobold
- Ogre
- Lizardfolk
- Bug-people
- Azure City Soldier
- Bandit or Thieves Guild Member
- Orc
- Owlbear
- Troll (flip coin to determine land or sea)
- Zombie
- Ghoul
- City Guardsman
- Angel-thing
- Ghost Martyr
- Roll again on another table.
- Roll again twice
- Roll Again and invert alignment
- Roll again for minion army
Dead Guy List -Made By MReav
- Samantha
- Sangwaan
- Hobgoblin General
- Azure City General
- Death Knight
- Huecva
- Trigak
- Earth Dungeon Guardian
- Fire Dungeon Guardian
- Kraagor
- Mijung
- Eugene Greenhilt
- Old Blind Pete
- Giant Devil
- Buggy-Lou
- Isamu.
- Roll Again on a different table
- Roll Again Twice
- Roll Again and Switch Gender
- Roll again. If you roll this option twice in a row: Eastern Pantheon and World 1.0
Supplemental Plot Devices
Roll 1d4 (or more!)
- Table 1
- Table 2
- Table 3
- Table 4
Table 1 - By Nerdanel
- Unrequited love
- Love potion
- Drunkenness
- Snowed in
- Stuck on a desert island
- In the afterlife
- Aliens Made Them Do It (not necessarily literal aliens)
- True love
- Love/hate relationship
- Adultery
- Pregnancy (use male pregnancy if needed)
- Pink frills and white lace
- French maid costume
- Police/military uniform
- High heels and black leather
- American high school setting
- Someone is a vampire
- Everyone is a furry version of themselves
- Kidnapped (By somebody inside or outside of the pairing)
- Roll again twice
Table 2 - by Sereg
- Dream Sequence
- Anonymous Dating Service
- Bodyswapped
- Meta
- Curse
- Spell gone wrong
- Damsel/dude in distress
- Lots and lots of angst (because then it will be true art)
- Amnesia
- Mistaken identity
- Genre shift
- Finding “new uses” for objects
- The real world
- Geas/Quest
- Zone of Truth
- Truth, dare or command
- Voyeurism
- In a playground
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on another table
Table 3 - by Sereg
- Fulfilling an unusual fantasy (as demonstrated in Coffee Included’s V x Haley x Elan with Belkar watching fic)
- Arranged marriage
- Already married
- Prostitution
- Concubines
- Inheritance of wealth and/or title from obscure dead relative
- Class change/multiclassing
- Team Evil is trying to save the world from the Oots’ plan to control/release the snarl
- Past/future life
- In 20 years from current comic
- They discover that they are close relatives at the end
- Disease
- “The whole party is controlled by giant space cats and Xykon is from modern Earth”
- Deus ex machina
- With the author
- With another crack-pairer
- On the web-site
- Lampshading (roll again)
- Roll again twice
- Roll again on another table
Table 4 - by Sereg
- While arguing with the author
- It’s not them, it’s their players/character sheets/stat blocks/minis/dice (Yes, I know that this isn’t a game, but when have we let canon stand in our way?)
- To make someone else jealous
- To save the world
- Mind-control
- Twins separated at birth
- This is what the snarl actually does
- In a watery environment
- While under attack
- Because of a literal genie
- Because if they don’t they’ll die/get unmade
- On the rebound
- In jail/a dungeon
- While playing strip-(insert game here)
- Wardrobe malfunction
- On meds
- As part of their therapy
- With a giant
- With a subversion/aversion/inversion/double subversion of (roll again)
- Roll again twice
Of course, feel free to make up your own pairings!Last edited by The Dark Fiddler; 2010-01-13 at 10:05 PM.
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2009-12-29, 08:32 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2007
Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Crack Pairings Story Index
Stories by Asta Kask
Stories by badam104172
Stories by baf
Stories by BatRobin
Belkar/Eye of Fear and FlameStories by Belkster11
Hilgya/YokYok
Julio Scoundrel/Entire Hobgolbin Army
Therkla/Vaarsuvius
Tsukiko/Jirix
Thog/Julio Scoundrel
Redcloak/Lien/Xykon [Part 1]
Redcloak/Lien/Xykon [Part 2]
Nale/Inkyrius
Xykon/Xykon
Roy/Elan [Part 1]Stories by The Blackbird
Roy/Elan [Part 2]
Roy/Elan [Part 3]
Hilgya/Inkyrius
Haley/Blackwing
Nale/Miko [Part 1]
Nale/Miko [Part 2]
Roy/MiTD
Stories by TheBibliophile
Stories by CapedLuigiYoshi
Stories by Cire II
Stories by ClericOfBelker
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part "2"]Stories by Closak
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 3]
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 4]
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 5]
Gender-swapped OOTS [Part 6]
Belkar/Roy
O-Chul/ABD
Elan/Belkar/Haley/Roy
Roy/ABD
Closak/Black Dragons
Roy/Belkar/Ancient Black DragonStories by CoffeeIncluded
ABD
ABD/Haley
ABD/Jirix
ABD/Redcloak
ABD/Redcloak
ABD/Roy
ABD/Janitor
Elan/Julio ScoundrelStories by Cracklord
O-Chul/Lien
Haley/Roy's Sword and Sara Greenhilt/Soon Kim
Inkyrius/Belkar
Julia/Pompey
Pompey/Sabine
Xykon/Roy's Sword
Belkar/Hinjo
Crystal/Vaarsuvius
Zz'Drti/Nale
Shojo/Aarindarius
Daigo/Kubota
Vaarsuvius/IFCC
OOTS/Giant Sand Worm
Mr. Scruffy/Vaarsuvius
ABD/Guy with the Halberd
Elan/Cactus
Inkyrius/Inkyrius/Vaarsuvius/Vaarsuvius
Haley/Hanukkah Gelt
Miko/Inkyrius
Vaarsuvius/Durkon
Vaarsuvius/Elan/Haley
Celia/Haley
Elan/Shadowdancer
Miko/DurkonStories by CurlyKitGirl
Inkyrius/Bozzok
O-Chul/Thog
Therkla/Crystal
Nale/The Shadow Dancer/Soulsplice
Tsukiko/Soon
Leeky Windstaff/Lord Kubota
Teevo/Thanh
O-Chul/Chief Grukgruk
Bozzok/Tsukiko/Crystal
Nale/Hinjo/O-Chul/Julia
Xykon/Thog
Edward Cullen/Harry Potter/Raistlin Majere/Xykon/Tsukiko/Lien/Stanley the Tool/Winston Churchill
Xykon/Julio Scoundrel
Belkar/Jenny
Eugene/Ydranna
Bozzok/Haley
Lord Shojo/Julio Scoundrel
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien
Durkon/Lien [The Beginning]
Julia Greenhilt/Xykon
Bozzok/Zz'Dtri
Julia/Roy's Sword
Durkon/Lien
Roy/Sabine
Shojo/Miko
Durkon/Lien
Belkar in Hell [Part 1]
Belkar in Hell [Part 2]
Belkar in Hell [Part 3]
Belkar in Hell [Part 4]
Belkar in Hell [Part 5]
Belkar in Hell [Part 6]
Soon Kim/Mijung
Durkon/Lien
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 1]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 2]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 3]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 4]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 5]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 6]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 7]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 8]
The OOTS in Girard's Gate [Part 9]
Stories by Dak Frostwrath
Stories by Dark Apprentice
Stories by The Dark Fiddler
Roy/RedcloakStories by DarkElfGangsta
MiTD/Entitre Hobgoblin Army
Celia/Gender-Flipped Celia
Crystal/Argent
Miko/Vaarsuvius
Nale/Tsukiko
The Oracle/Zz'Dtri
Stories by Dark_Stryke
Not for EveryoneIt All Started With A KissStories by Discord
Miko/VaarsuviusStories by doliest
Miko/Vaarsuvius
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri
Vaarsuvius/Mother Black Dragon
Miko/Vaarsuvius
Jirix/Tsukiko
Vaarsuvius/Haley
Roy/Celia
Vaarsuvius/Miko
Vaarsuvius/Haley
Vaarsuvius/Vaarsuvius
Vaarsuvius/Haley [Part 2] [Continuation of ShinyDelusion's story]
Vaarsuvius/Haley
IFCC/CrystalStories by Dra-Goon
Windstriker/The Bandit King
Belkar/YokYok
Doliest/Dracula
Vaarsuvius/Aarindarius [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Aarindarius [Part 2]
Snarl/Haley/O-Chul
Xykon/KazumiStories by Dr.Gunsforhands
Sarah Greenhilt/Roy's Archon
Celia/Mr Scruffy
The Eye of Fear and Flame/Haley
Roy's Sword/Bone Golem Roy
Ancient Black Dragon/Tsukiko/Monster in the Dark
Haley/Vaarsuvius/Durkon
Stories by Elan's Modron
Stories by Elvenblade
Stories by esmerelder
Roy/VaarsuviusStories by Expeditious
Girard/Serini
Girard/Serini
Gender-swapped Order of the Stick
OOTS/OOTS
Haley/Hank
Body-swapped OOTS [Part 1]
Body-swapped OOTS [Part 2]
Body-swapped OOTS [Part 3]
V/Belkar Spawnfic
Stories by Eztheria
Stories by Forevernade
Stories by Gimliggamer
Stories by golentan
Stories by Hijax
Stories by Introbulus
The Cliffport Chief of Police/KazumiStories by jogiff
Hydra/Lien
Tsukiko/Roy's Archon
Lord Shojo/Jirix
Durokan/Haley
Belkar/Hinjo
Haley/Crystal
Kazumi/Durkon
Stories by Kaytara
Mr. Scruffy/The SnarlStories by Kill Screen
Ancient Black Dragon/Inkyrius
IFCC Fiends/The Chimera Trigak
Banjo/Giggles
Vaarsuvius and Durkon [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius and Durkon [Part 2]
ABD and Vaarsuvius
Belkar/Vaarsuvius
Stories by Kirby
Stories by Kitteh
Stories by Kobold-Bard
Stories by Kraggi
Stories by Kyronea
Stories by Lawyergoblin
Stories by lindorm
Stories by Lollie
Stories by Lycan 01
Orc Chief Grukgruk/Haley/KazumiStories by MagicianMan5
The Guy With the Halberd/Demon Roaches/Hydra
Daigo/Kubota
Yor/Belkar
Kazumi/Therkla
O-Chul/IFCC
Miko/Redcloak
Miko/Redcloak [Continued]
The Eye of Fear and Flame/Haley
Blackwing/Mr. Scruffy
Hinjo/Redcloak
Crystal/The Chimera
Belkar/Roy's Sword
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 2]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 3]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 4]
Vaarsuvius/Ciaphas Cain [Part 5]
Vaarsuvius/Elan
Stories by Malkar Grumbo
Stories by Mariel Dragon
Stories by MasamuneSSX
Miko/MiTDStories by Meg
Durkon/Sabine
Miko/Sabine
Miko/The Oracle
Miko/Vaarsuvius
ABD/The Oracle
Entire Hobgoblin Army/All The Demon Roaches
Redcloak/O-ChulStories by Metalhead
Tsukiko/Redcloak
Teevo/Hieronymus Grubwiggler
Roy/Roy's Archon
Roy's Sword/Nale
Belkar/Vaarsuvius
Elan/Vaarsuvius [Part 1]
Elan/Vaarsuvius [Part 2]
Redcloak/Tsukiko [Part 1]
Redcloak/Tsukiko [Part 2]
Redcloak/Tsukiko [Part 3]
Redcloak/The Snarl
Miko/Haley
Jeff/Hilgya
Vaarsuvius/Aarindarius
Vaarsuvius/Everyone [Part 2]
Kazumi/IFCC
Stories by mizzim
Stories by Monzach
Stories by Moofin Bard
Stories by Moon_Called
Stories by MReav
Stories by Mr. Cales
Stories by NamonakiRei
Stories by Nathander
Celia/ThogStories by NemoUtopia
Lien/Hobgoblin Army
Daigo/Yokyok
Miko/Therka [Part 1]
Miko/Therka [Part 2]
Miko/Therka [Part 3]
Miko/Therka [Part 4]
Stories by Nerdanel
Stories by The Odor
Shojo/MikoStories by Omergideon
Argent/Razor
Blackwing/Haley
Gender-switched Oracle/Oracle
Haley/Lien
Vaarsuvius/Everyone [Part 3]
Haley/Vaarsuvius
Stories by Oooohaloophole
Stories by Pid6
Stories by pnewman
Stories by PsychoPat
Nale/Haley and Elan/CeliaStories by Ronnoc
Haley/Vampire Shadowdancer
Redcloak/Tsukiko/Julio Scoundrel
Thog/Sabine
Thog/Sabine [Continued]
Thog/Sabine [Continued]
Thog/Sabine [Continued]
Stories by RPGAgmJAY
Stories by Saeyan
Stories by SaintRidley
Stories by Sequinox
Stories by Sereg
Roy/CeliaStories by Sewblon
Xykon/Celia
Tsukiko/Horace Greenhilt
Xykon/Redcloak [Part 1]
Xykon/Redcloak [Part 2]
Dragon's Hoard/Jephton/Haerta/Ganneron
Durkon/Death Knight
Pit Fiend/Zz'dtri
Therkla/Thieves Guild Member
Durkon/Vaarsuvius
Mr. Scruffy/Snuggles
Therkla/Banjo
Elan/Vaarsuvius
Julia/Durkon
Belkar/Nacle
Belkar/Crystal
Vaarsuvius/Haley's Personality Aspects
Haley/Celia
Roy/Eugene
Julio Scoundrel/Julio Scoundrel
Thog/Miko [Part 1]
Thog/Miko [Part 2]
Stories by ShinyDelusion
Julia/ThogStories by ShneekeyTheLost
Vaarsuvius/Haley/Elan [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Haley/Elan [Part 3] [Continuation from Discord's part]
Belkar/Matt
Elan/Haley/Roy
Hinjo/Tsukiko [Part 1]
Hinjo/Tsukiko [Part 2]
Janine/Lloyd
Nale/Sabine
Stories by Silverraptor
Belkar/NaleStories by Somniloquist
Miko/Hinjo
Inkyrius [Part 1], [Part 2], [Part 3], [Part 4]
Julia/Celia
Crystal/Belkar
Haley's Dream
Guy with the Halberd/Girl with the Halberd
Kazumi/Daigo
Kubota/Lien
Ceila/Mr Rodriguez
Tsukiko/Oracle
Elan/Vaarsuvius
Stories by Sstoopidtallkid
Stories by Taekwondodo
Hinjo/Zz'dtriStories by Tatterdemalion
Bozzak/Mr Rodriguez
Elan/The Cliffport Chief of Police
Therkla/Julio Scoundrel
Nale/Julio Scoundrel
Thanh/Female NPC
Windstriker/Argent
Edward/Tsukiko
Trigak/Sunken Valley Hydra [Part 1]
Trigak/Sunken Valley Hydra [Part 2]
Mr. Scruffy/Lord Shojo
Stories by Thor Person Guy
Stories by Tira-chan
Stories by TooManySecrets
Stories by TSED
Stories by waterpenguin43
Stories by Water-Smurf
In the Arms of MorpheusStories by WeimannRedcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 1]IcelusCurse of Phobetor
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 2]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 3]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 4]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 5]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 6]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 7]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 8]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 9]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 10]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 11]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 12]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 13]Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 1]Tragedy of HypnosPasithea's MessengerBridge Across the StarsIn Vino VeritasClaude Os, Aperi Oculos!Quos Amor Verus Tenuit, TenebitActa Non VerbaPawns of the Gods
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 2]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 3]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 4]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 5]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 6]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 7]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 8]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 9]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 10]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 11]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 12]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 13]
Redcloak/Vaarsuvius [Part 14]
Jephton/Haetra/Ganonron/Julia Greenhilt/JirixStories by WhereamI?
Overpriced Apple Girl/The Most Awesome Pickpockets In The ENTIRE WORLD!
Overpriced Apple Girl/The Most Awesome Pickpockets In The ENTIRE WORLD! [Continued]
Stories by Xesirin
Stories by Yiuel
Stories by yubel
Stories by Zanaril
Male Sarah Greenhilt/Female Zz'dtri/IFCCStories by Zen_Heart
Xykon/Vaarsuvius
Therkla/Belkar/Tsukiko
Therkla/Belkar/Tsukiko [Continued]
Mr Rodrigez/Gender-Swiched Mr Rodrigez
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri [continuation of Discord's story]
Vaarsuvius/Zz'dtri
Aarindarius/Inkyrius
Aarindarius/Inkyrius
Aarindarius/Inkyrius
Aarindarius/Inkyrius
Blackwing/Lizard Vaarsuvius
The IFCC/Zombie Dragon Head
Vaarsuvius/The Snarl
Vaarsuvius/Inkyrius/Aarindarius
Vaarsuvius/Haerta [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Haerta [Part 2]
Vaarsuvius/Haley/Vaarsuvius
Tass/Crack Pairings Thread
Vaarsuvius/Julio Scoundrel
Closak/ABD
Vaarsuvius/Everyone [Part 1]
Vaarsuvius/Everyone [Part 4]
Vaarsuvius/MitD
Stories by Ziren
Stories by Zolkabro
Last edited by Lira; 2010-01-14 at 11:27 AM.
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2009-12-29, 08:33 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2007
Re: Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy
Crack Pairings Art Compilation
A compilation of the art made specifically for the Crack Pairings Thread.
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Art by BatRobin
Tiasal (version one).
Tiasal (version two).
Art by Belkster11
Sangwaan and Hinjo.
Art by CheeseMuncher
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Belkar.
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Vaarsuvius and Roy.
Xykon and Redcloak.
Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Tsukiko and Redcloak.
Tsukiko and Redcloak (coloured version).
Spliced Inkyrius.
Vaarsuvius.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Celia and Vaarsuvius.
Redcloak and Xykon.
Art by CoffeeIncluded
Inkyrius, Vaarsuvius and their children.
Art by Delorges
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Miko and O-Chul.
Art by Discord
Vaarsuvius and Miko.
Tsukiko and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko.
Lirian and Aarindarius.
Haerta and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius, Tsukiko, and their child.
Miko and Vaarsuvius.
Haley and Vaarsuvius.
Roy and Elan.
Aarindarius and Lirian.
Haley and Celia.
Art by Expeditious
Vaarsuvius and Blackwing.
Vaarsuvius.
Art by Funky Goose
A comic version of Water-Smurf's Vaarsuvius/Redcloak story.
Half-dragon child of Belkar.
Young Roy and the Little Psion that Could.
Art by half-halfling
Vaarsuvius and V's personifications of femininity and masculinity.
Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius, their children and the soul splice.
Tsukiko and Jirix.
Haley and Vaarsuvius.
MiTD and Tsukiko.
Child of Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius' Parent and young Vaarsuvius.
Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Tiasal and Terentius.
Jirix, Tsukiko, Redcloak, Celia, Belkar, Roy, Haley, Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius and their children, wishing Kaytara a happy birthday.
Tiasal, Tsukiko, and Xykon.
Plushie Dragon Vaarsuvius.
Aarindarius, Vaarsuvius, Inkyrius and their children.
Aarindarius.
Roy and Miko.
Therkla and Miko.
Elan, Roy, and Miko.
A scene from Water-Smurf's fanfic, featuring Haley, Roy, Elan, and a mysterious creature.
Aarindarius and Inkyrius.
Art by Kaytara
Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Redcloak.
Vaarsuvius.
Vaarsuvius and Roy.
Vaarsuvius and Roy (coloured version).
Young Vaarsuvius.
Spliced Inkyrius.
Vaarsuvius and Miko.
Vaarsuvius and Miko (coloured version).
Redcloak and Vaarsuvius.
Mr. Scruffy, Belkar, Vaarsuvius, and Blackwing.
Aarindarius.
Aarindarius.
Aarindarius (coloured version).
Redcloak, Vaarsuvius, and their child.
Redcloak, Vaarsuvius, and their child (coloured version).
Right-Eye and Redcloak.
Tiasal, Xykon, and Tsukiko.
Tiasal.
Art by Kirby
Haley and Vaarsuvius.
Spliced Elan.
Art by MReav
O-Chul and female members of the Sapphire Guard and Azurite soldiers.
Art by The Neoclassic
Lien and the Yellow-Eyed Fiend.
Evil Lien.
Art by Oooohaloophole
Tiasal as an infernal scion.
The Dark One and a goblin god (?).
Tiasal.
Tiasal.
Tiasal.
Tiasal.
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Inkyrius and Vaarsuvius.
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Tiasal.
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Joan.
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Xykon.
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Young Vaarsuvius.
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Child of Closak and the ABD.
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Vaarsuvius and Tsukiko.
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YAY! New thread time!
Also, anybody got a cold shower for Water-Smurf? She's been staring at her hands for the past 20 minutes.Last edited by CoffeeIncluded; 2009-12-29 at 08:35 PM.
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Ok guys, new thread, and it's all happy and good, but I think we've got to crack down a bit. I hate to be a killjoy, but our last thread strayed wildly off topic a lot. So, (just as an example, nothing meant personally, and no names given) even though we're sorry you're having school problems and love to help, that's not really the topic of the thread. The rest of the forum is full of kind people, and they'd help to if you asked. I don't want to have a mod in here for any reason other that to help us revel in our infamy, and off-topicness is one reason they might bring down the hammer on us.
Also, what's with the squickies?Last edited by The Dark Fiddler; 2009-12-29 at 08:41 PM.
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Oh God, my head hurts like hell...
*rubs head*
Anyway, if we have to stay on topic, then we'll just... *rubs head again* you know, try to nudge each other in the right direction. We all want to keep the thread.
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I know, I've been somewhere near that myself before. Like I said, nothing personal, and I'm sure the kind folks at, for example, the Depression Thread(?) could help.
And you mean the squickies? ...I dunno...It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
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Man, moving to a new thread is like moving into a new house. It's always so empty when you first settle in.
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Ok, someone roll me up a pairing, I feel like writing.
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You know, I remember back when this first got started, when it was just a few tables, you roll, then post a sentence or two of silliness--if that.
Now, it's turned into an amazing writer's workshop, where the budding authors of the GITP forums cut their teeth and hone their skills as they work to master their craft.
Well done, everyone.
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Yay! New thread! So.
I was half asleep earlier today and was thinking about this thread and Coffee's comic (I don't know when I started thinking/dreaming about the Crack Pairing thread in bed, and I'd rather not contemplate the implications...) and I remembered someone asking why Matt wanted to stay out of Maximum Security (or whatever it was called if I'm remembering that wrong) aside from the fact it was Maximum Security. (Before I forget, speaking of Coffee's comic, I literally lol'd at your fan comic, Discord.) Then for some reason I imagined a Maximum Security that every criminal avoids at all costs, for its only occupant is a mass murderer halfling who has been alone so long (having quickly stabbed and beheaded any cell mates) that he's snapped and begun talking to the aforementioned severed heads, even affectionately petting one and calling it "Mr. Scruffy". Matt was thrown into Maximum Security for an hour once. First the halfling began ranting about what an obvious disguise "you androgynous twit" was wearing just to come in and gloat over him but then things got far more alarming when he started coming at him grinning maniacally and saying something along the lines of, "You know what happens to pretty, purple-haired, elves is prison?"
I'll admit, I did consider keeping this thought to myself, but, then I thought about how I would feel if something I'd written had inspired a zany, slightly disturbing, crossover crack pairing, so I figured Coffee wouldn't mind.
If only I could figure out how Belkar ended up there in the first place, I could almost write the fic...
Yes. This simply must be written.Last edited by ShinyDelusion; 2009-12-29 at 09:28 PM.
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I only know of a small handful of authors who don't appreciate fanfiction, speculation, fan art, etc. It's just something that shows that you really like a story, and I think that I speak for a lot of people when I say that it gives a good bunch of authors a small high to see stuff like that.
So, really, asking to use other people's continuities/characters, while courteous, is most likely just politeness for the sake of politeness. Most people, myself included, give an immediate 'yes.'
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Oh, and for those who want another crack pairing with my comics, here's some inspiration for you!:
Take a look at the one that I just updated.
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I figured (like I said, if someone did the same for something of mine (not that I have a lot of original work to speak of in the first place) I'd definitely be cool with it), but I was a little apprehensive about the possibility that I was walking the line between "d'Aww! She wants to write a fan fic!" and "Dude! Who comes up with suggestive prison scenes involving Belkar while half-asleep?!"
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I may post a fanfic for your comic tonight CI, though I doubt it will be what you expect.
Edit:I may want to make some actual quotes out of context, it essentially starts by creating overtones that were not there during one of the strips, that okay?Last edited by Sstoopidtallkid; 2009-12-29 at 09:51 PM.
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Doing a bit of polishing on my Darth V x Tsikiko ship in the intervening time frame before I'm allowed to post on FF.net. I must say, it is... very citrus flavored. Although not for all audiences. I may have to put sufficient 'tags' to warn people what they're about to get into before reading.
I'd probably rate it 'M', on the FF.net ratingsLast edited by ShneekeyTheLost; 2009-12-29 at 10:14 PM.
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Figured I'd reply to this here. Thanks for the kind words, and I don't plan on a catastrophic author breakdown, but who knows? I could snap at any moment!
As for the "new" "rules" (I put both in quotations because neither is entirely accurate), what is considered on-topic and what isn't?
Like, obviously any story or discussion of a story is on-topic. What about talking about Coffee and Silver's comics? My inner rules lawyer says no, but, as Kyronea pointed out, this thread has expanded into something of a writers' workshop, and Coffee's characters at least are available to be Crack Paired.
I think no matter what some off-topic discussion is going to come up. The best we can do is try to minimize it or move it to another thread.
And finally: New Thread! Wooooo!
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