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2012-06-10, 08:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Not allowed to respond to every line spoken by an NPC by simply saying "What?" over and over.
*Not allowed to give beer to NPCs and then randomly attack them while drinking.
*Pinning an enemy for one round (or even three) does not mean I win the fight.
*Not allowed to put on a sock puppet before grappling opponents.
*Not allowed to base a character off of Mankind.
**Or Dude Love.
***Or Cactus Jack.
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2012-06-10, 10:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2012
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2012-06-10, 11:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* "We eat well tonight!" is not an appropriate battle cry for a paladin (even if he technically worships the god of laughter).
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2012-06-11, 01:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-06-11, 07:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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- Plane of Science
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*My battle cry is not allowed to be "This Is LASTWALL"
**Nor am I allowed to fix this by replacing lastwall with another country's name.
*Nor is my battle stratagy allowed to be kicking people into giant pits.
**I may not find a way to do so with a penguin animal companion.
**Breakdancing is likewise an invalid way of defeating enemies.
*I am not allowed to use 300 or Meet the Spartans in any form for my character model.
**Doubly so when creating monsters while DMing.
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2012-06-11, 08:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Omeganaut: Well, you MIGHT get a chance to do 1 and 3 in our current campaign without breaking character...if you weren't playing a sorcerer. Not sure you have the CMB to bull rush anyone into a pit consistently.
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2012-06-11, 08:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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- Plane of Science
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
I don't know. He has cast a fire spell at an undead who attacked with fire, so that very well might be next.
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2012-06-11, 08:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*My character may not discover the existence of skill points
**Or the DM.
***My character may not have a vision telling him the exact core rules of 3.5, and that everything he knows is a lie
****If this does happen, I'm still not allowed to metagame.
*Nonlethal damage is to take enemies that we need alive captive, not so that I may walk out of a dungeon with two dozen prisoners in tow, with plans to sell them into slavery
*Any video game made by Rockstar may not be a campaign model.Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-06-11, 09:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Ravnica
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*No matter how the rules allow it, I may not use the WBL off of chaining the leadership and landlord feat to purchase a city. Building by building.
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-06-11, 11:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* Going to the mayor or king with one lump sum is right out.
Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
Yes I know it's sarcasm. It's a joke. Pale green is for snarking
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2012-06-12, 12:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*If my wish is that my wish would not be granted, I have to walk on everybodies d4's
Last edited by newBlazingAngel; 2012-06-12 at 12:24 AM.
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-06-12, 04:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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2012-06-12, 05:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Ravnica
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
***I am also not to be surprised when that wish is not granted. A different wish that kills my character horribly is.
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-06-12, 08:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*If I am the dungeon master, I am not allowed to throw d4's at my players to represent dart traps.
**I may not weigh down d6's and 8's to represent heavier damage.
***My dice may not be heavier than half a pound
****Heating up titanium dice to represent fire damage is just taking it too far.
*****It is not roleplaying to make the cleric really 'feel' magic missle that just hit him.
******Baseballs are not magic missles.
*******Nor are apples
********Footballs, softballs, rocks and anything of the sort is right out.
*********Somebody else is DMing from now on.Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-06-12, 09:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
- If I am asked to provide a skirt-length backstory, I am not allowed to argue over the hypothetical lengths of skirt to avoid the work.
- I am NOT allowed to wear a miniskirt to the game to prove my point.Homebrew!
5e: Expanded Inspiration Uses
Spoiler: 3.5/P Stuff. Warning: OLDBase Classes: Blood Mage
Prestige Classes: Trophy Hunter / Spellshatterer
Miscellany: Permanency Support
Resources:
Alchemical Items/Special Materials List / E6 Magic Item List
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2012-06-13, 12:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
***I may not use said skirt to get the DM to fudge a few rolls in my favor.
****The DM is a straight male and so am I. It's just weird.Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-06-13, 02:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
***** If I do have the appropriate equipment, that makes it even more uncomfortable. Don't do it.
****** Eschewing pants altogether to take advantage of this is right out.
******* Using either of these tactics while you're the DM to encourage the players to stay on the rails makes you a horrible person.Last edited by Craft (Cheese); 2012-06-13 at 02:30 AM.
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2012-06-13, 02:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Ravnica
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-06-13, 06:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-06-13, 09:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Eschew clothing is NOT an apriopate feat, no not even when roleplaying a hooker
**Craft(innuendo) is not a valid crafting skill, using it will result in double xp costs
***Boobs are a female only lvl 80 epic spell. for the love of all that is holy and sane, don't try to overuse it...
****Really? You just went ahead either way? have it your way, now anyone with noticable secondary sexual characteristics will have to wear a burka. happy now?Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-06-13, 09:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Shouting, "You activated my trap card!" is not appropriate (no, not even when I readied an action to draw a card from my deck of illusions or a deck of many things).
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2012-06-13, 10:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-06-13, 10:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-06-13, 09:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-06-14, 12:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2011
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2012-06-14, 12:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Ravnica
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-06-14, 12:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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2012-06-14, 12:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*********For the last time, we're playing spycraft.
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-06-14, 02:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
- Gender
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2012-06-14, 08:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
** There is also no "Archimedian tub of nudity".
* "Socratic Method" is not an exalted charm.
** Neither is a "Swiss Patent Office" a valid manse description.
* "Apples as Inspiration" does not allow random fruit to be used to boost intelligence.
* A spell called "Tesla's Revenge" should use lightning or electricity in some fashion.
** "Edison's Inception" might be more versatile.
*** "Carver's Creation" will not summon a peanut butter golem.
*** "Mario's Mayhem" might involve pipes or monkeys, but it won't involve a pizza golem.