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2012-09-24, 12:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-09-24, 12:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
I am not seaweed. That's a B.
Praise I've received A quick outline on building a homebrew campaign
Avatar by Tiffanie Lirle
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2012-09-24, 12:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Projects: Homebrew, Gentlemen's Agreement, DMPCs, Forbidden Knowledge safety, and Top Ten Worst. Also, Quotes and RACSD are good.
Anyone knows blue is for sarcas'ing in · "Take 10 SAN damage from Dark Orchid" · Use of gray may indicate nitpicking · Green is sincerity
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2012-09-24, 04:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-09-24, 08:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
Drow avatar @ myself
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2012-09-24, 09:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2011
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2012-09-24, 09:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
Drow avatar @ myself
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2012-09-24, 10:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I may not elect to have no Plan
**this is considered an Indy Plan and only Indiana Jones may use the Indy plan.
***My character may not go into long stories about how he got a scar
****I may not build any explosive devices of more than 2 kilotons in streignth
*****I may not build any explosive devices at all
******I may not create implosive devices
*******I espeicialy may not create implosive devices of negative striegnth
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2012-09-24, 11:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2004
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Last edited by Knight13; 2012-09-24 at 11:36 AM.
"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire." - Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
"Time to throw the dice." - Mat Cauthon, Wheel of Time
"Nothing good can ever come from staying with normal people."
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2012-09-24, 02:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Forcing the DM and the other players into a Xanatos Gambit that benefits you without them knowing it at least OoC is usually frowned upon.
*Pulling a full-out Xanatos Roulette is however ok, but don't expect any mercy from the DM in the future.The Age of Warrior, a ToB expansion.
Credits to Ninjaman for old Death Jester avatar.
Homebrew (feel free to PEACH)
Base Classes:
Fighter Fix, The Sublime Matador
Disciplines:
The Endless Play
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2012-09-24, 02:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
Drow avatar @ myself
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2012-09-24, 08:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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2012-09-24, 08:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Last edited by toapat; 2012-09-24 at 08:23 PM.
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
Drow avatar @ myself
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2012-09-24, 10:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
I am not seaweed. That's a B.
Praise I've received A quick outline on building a homebrew campaign
Avatar by Tiffanie Lirle
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2012-09-25, 08:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
You are thinking to hard, Implosive device pulls inwards so an implosive device that pulls will a negative streingth pushes outwards thus is actually and explosive device. (though good point on the negative kilotons)
also no self respecting adventurer uses any explosive measured in anything less than megatonnes
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2012-09-25, 10:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* Somatic component for shapechange is not "Gone! gone! - the form of man-"
** Even if I shapechange into an actual demon, it cannot be followed by "Rise, the Demon Etrigan!"Last edited by Man on Fire; 2012-09-25 at 10:41 AM.
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2012-09-25, 10:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I may no longer use X-rated media as inspiration for my characters.
** I still may not use it even if I give a well thought out and logical argument as to why it's characters are more likeable and developed than most fantasy fiction.
*** I am not allowed to start murdering humans left, right and centre as a logical response to the DM claiming that human mortality was a "blessing" in Lord of the Rings.
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2012-09-25, 10:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-09-25, 11:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2012-09-25, 12:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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2012-09-25, 01:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2005
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2012-09-25, 02:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2007
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* The reason why my familiar grants bonuses only within 1 mile of me is not because that is the maximum range where he can feed off my soul.
** He will not starve if he leaves that area for a longer time.
*** It does not mean he is incapable of eating normal food.
**** He does not gain the ability to transform into humanoid form with animal traits later on.
***** No more familiar facts gained through reading hentai.
* My wizard might have obtained his familiar as part of his magic guild initiation but that does not mean he had to hatch it from an egg.
** Not all familiars are born from eggs.
As DM:
* Fallout Eberron might sound as a good idea, but should inform the players about it before starting the game.
** X-COM Eberron is not a good campaign concept.
*** Ditto for Deus Ex Eberron
**** Not allowed to do all of the above within the same campaign.
***** Merrix d'Cannith will not act like the Master or Mr House.
****** The Daelkyr are not kidnapping mourners to experiment on and replacing the Great Khorvarian Wasteland's major leaders with clones, nor will the Brotherhood of Steel respond by dispatching squads to fight the abomination incursions via VTOL Airships.
******* Jagged Alliance Eberron is a good campaign idea as long as the PC's are the mercenaries and not the employers of mercenaries.**** Photobucket ; RIP avatars
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2012-09-25, 02:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
Drow avatar @ myself
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2012-09-25, 03:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* CLOCK-WORK HORR-ORS ARE NOT DRI-VEN BY A NEED TO EX-TER-MI-NATE THE DOC-TOR this text is here to keep the parser happy.
** I may not refer to Warforged as Cybermen
EDIT:
* I may not pit the Borg agains the Daleks
** Nor may I pit them agains the Cybermen
*** I am to be held personally responsible for any damages done to the universe if I break either of the above rules
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2012-09-25, 04:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
***Cylons are right out.
"I Burn!"
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2012-09-25, 07:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Hey all... brand new to the forum but I saw this thread and I HAD to post... these aren't all mine but we actually drove a DM to go through the 3rd ed rule books and do a bunch of changes before we converted to the new rule system from 2nd ed.
We may not:
*Cast "Create Water" in anyones pants.
*Buy fish hooks
*Use multiple fish hooks to create horrible traps
*Buy sheets
*Sew the half drow mage into a sack made from sheets
*Buy burlap sacks
*Heat up pots of water for the purposes of blinding nameless enemies
*Heal the blindness of said nameless enemy and convert them into willing minions
*Use said minion to create an army.
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2012-09-25, 07:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*** Even if he is a Warforged.
** Even if, I still cannot start every fight by yelling 'I'ts Morphin' time!"
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2012-09-25, 07:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Cannot create a character who's life goal is to "eat their way through the Monster Manual"
**Even if said character does max out their ranks in Profession (cook)
*The material components for the summon monster spells do not include pokeballs.If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
My Homebrew
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2012-09-25, 07:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Last edited by toapat; 2012-09-25 at 07:26 PM.
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
Drow avatar @ myself
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2012-09-25, 09:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I am not to create a shadowrun campaign where my university's administration is cast as the villains.
** If I do, I am not to be surprised when one of my players has close connections to the administration.
*** It totally rules the feel when the department chair walks in on my horrible caricature of him, and then does it better than me.
**** Delivering textbooks should not be the basis of a campaign.
These haven't happened. Yet.