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2012-06-05, 04:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Isn't 'int-based fighter' a method of suicide to begin with?
* Having 6 Charisma doesn't give me an excuse to hit on female monsters
** Even if I cut my own eyes out, I cannot make a Gorgon fall in love with me.
*** It's not railroading when GM is just trying to save himself from mental images to disgusting for him to handle.
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2012-06-05, 04:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* nor is he allowed to suplex a collosal dragon
* or a mountain
* no matter how hard I try, my monk cannot suplex the planet we are on.
* the DM will not let me use a homebrew feat that discounts max size for grappling/tripping any more.
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2012-06-05, 04:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Suplexing the DM while hilarious is right out.
Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
Yes I know it's sarcasm. It's a joke. Pale green is for snarking
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2012-06-05, 05:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
In an Evil campaign, if I attempt to Ressurrect my (good) opponent's White Dragonhide armor, expecting an ally, I should first consider the fact that said opponent once had an albino Gold Dragon for a friend, who is now deceased.
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2012-06-05, 06:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
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- Pennsylvania
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2012-06-06, 06:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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2012-06-06, 11:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2005
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- Montreal
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2012-06-06, 11:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Below sea level
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-06-06, 11:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Researching and casting an epic spell that annihilates a city at the cost of killing my entire party in their sleep is no longer appropriate.
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2012-06-06, 11:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Ravnica
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Using a friend's dirty trick to casting 9th level spells at ecl 7 is banned outright. Especially if it's done in WBL. Even more so if said friend is the dm.
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-06-06, 05:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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2012-06-06, 09:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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- In the lab
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I will never again give the party paladin a sword which contains "the power of the angels" only to play "Fly Away Now" whenever he uses it.
** On that note, "Repent, Mother****er" is not an appropriate battle-cry, even for an Inquisitor.Last edited by Kira_the_5th; 2012-06-06 at 09:21 PM.
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2012-06-06, 09:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*When trapped in a prison cell made entirely of diamond, I am no longer allowed to murder the fighter and then use the wall as the component for his resurrection.
Last edited by Lord_Gareth; 2012-06-06 at 09:27 PM.
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2012-06-06, 09:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-06-06, 09:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
**neither may balors be used as improvised melee weapons. No matter the strength score of the party warforged. not even the party half-celestial troll.
*also, trolls may not have half-fiend or half-celestial heritage. Half-dragon is also out.Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-06-06, 10:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I may not have Craft (Insult).
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By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-06-07, 05:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2011
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- An Abyssal Tower
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Despite your bonus to diplomacy, if you insult the king, he will have you thrown out into the street.
**Don't try it. That old guy next to the King is the pre-eminent wizard in the kingdom.
***Don't even think it.
****Fine! Go ahead, and when you've been turned to ashes, don't blame me!Mauve Shirt, Savannah, Gnomish Wanderer, Cuthalion and Smuchmuch get cookies for making me avatars. (::)
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Dragons!
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2012-06-07, 08:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* Just because Chose One of Godess of Death is four years old child it doesn't mean I can give her spanking for talking back to me.
** Even if I'm evil.
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2012-06-07, 11:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-06-07, 12:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
I'm not sure what you're saying. Clarify?
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2012-06-07, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2008
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- Leipzig, Germany
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
-getting the Hand and Eye of Vecna does not make me eligile to complete the set.
-I will not become Vecna if I collect them all.
-volunteering Vecna as an organ donor is right out.
-not allowed to play Mr. Potatoe Head with Vecna especially if I can.
Before I volunteer to be an organ donor I will check if they need a free musical instrument or vital organs.
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2012-06-07, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-06-07, 05:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-06-08, 12:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I may no longer write backstories which I can not proof-read due to nausea.
Last edited by NM020110; 2012-06-08 at 12:40 AM.
Status: Recovering. ETA: 3 days
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2012-06-08, 02:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*No matter how intelligent I or my characters are, I may not find ways to perform a feat without actually using the required feat.
*Iron Heart Surging pregnancy may not be evil, but it is heavily frowned upon.Last edited by Esprit15; 2012-06-08 at 02:22 AM.
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By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-06-09, 03:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*If my bard is lieing to the party about his name and class, I eventually need to stop and tell them.
**If my bard has gone through more than one identity and at least three levels without the party noticing, they need to be informed.
***If my bard has had more than five identities and more than 8 levels with the party, I need to tell them right away
****If my bard has had more than a dozen personas and reaches epic level with the party, they deserve whatever they get.Last edited by newBlazingAngel; 2012-06-09 at 03:28 PM.
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-06-09, 06:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
To be fair, I was a priest of Lastai (goddess of pleasure and joy, BoED) and I kinda strangled him to death without warning in order to enact said plan. There were...words...exchanged with my deity over that one.
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2012-06-09, 08:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-06-10, 02:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*"COMMON, MOTHERFORNICATOR! YOU SPEAK IT?!" is not an appropiate way to discern wether the other discussionparty speaks common
**no, neither it is for othe rlanguages
***maybe for abyssal, BUT WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S HOLY SHOULD AN ANGEL SPEAK ABYSSAL!
****no more partyface for me, no, not even thenWarlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-06-10, 07:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am not to burst out laughing after a 15 minute description of the BBEG
*If I am the onlly one familiar with the monster manual, I need to explain to the other players that zombie bites will not infect people
*I may not duplicate anything I saw in dorkness rising.Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16