Mynxae's Maliciously Magnificent Random Banter #183

[Mutant Sheep]

Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll

Damn my ability to always get put into the "Friend" Track and not the "Datable" Track. Also, BTW I'm keeping the beard off until November starts so I can do No Shave November properly ... So yeah.


Yes, I am. But I have decided I'm not drunk, I'm just more tipsy than I've ever been and am letting myself enjoy the experience.

Then its just our friendship. Quick, get me to hate you! (I suggest getting it shaved only on New years, then.)

You actually fix your typos now. Improvement. *wants get fipsy*

[LaZodiac]

Originally Posted by Coidzor

Gundam Seed? That's the one where THE EAST IS BURNING RED, right?

*Smacks with a toy hammer*

Never equate G Gundam with Gundam Seed ever again good sir. And as a reminder, I'm basically always online, so feel free to sign on whenever's good for you.

[Coidzor]

Originally Posted by LaZodiac

*Smacks with a toy hammer*

Never equate G Gundam with Gundam Seed ever again good sir. And as a reminder, I'm basically always online, so feel free to sign on whenever's good for you.

Oh. I have no idea what Gundam Seed is then. I'm going to go off to Bourbon Land then.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Originally Posted by Mutant Sheep

Then its just our friendship. Quick, get me to hate you! (I suggest getting it shaved only on New years, then.)

Ewww. No. No way. On that note, I want my Social Event Group to do a New Years thing together. The guys sometimes do something together and the girls always do, but never together. Except ****. I'm suppose to go out to Chicago over Christmas Break. Which includes New Years. Dilemma.

You actually fix your typos now. Improvement. *wants get fipsy*

Yes and I actually decided to focus while typing. Which I wouldn't be able to do if I were properly drunk. Or so I'd assume.

[Tragic_Comedian]

I read Gundam Seed as Gundam Style.

[Mutant Sheep]

Originally Posted by Coidzor

Oh. I have no idea what Gundam Seed is then. I'm going to go off to Bourbon Land then.

That land has the mythixal river of booze that hasnt been seen since Trog was clutching it, right?

[Dimonite]

Originally Posted by LaZodiac

*Smacks with a toy hammer*

Never equate G Gundam with Gundam Seed ever again good sir. And as a reminder, I'm basically always online, so feel free to sign on whenever's good for you.

*shudders*. Getting kneecapped by a four-year old ONCE is enough for a man to flinch at the mention of toy hammers forever.

[HalfTangible]

Four work days... Just four until my job is done with...

[araveugnitsuga]

Originally Posted by LaZodiac

Hey now, I've made it quite clear that I have apologized to you on behalf of all humanity for what they did you to. No one should have to watch Gundam Seed ever.

The only thing worse than that was... damn... there is so much bad anime, Elfen Lied from the top of my head.

Originally Posted by Dimonite

*shudders*. Getting kneecapped by a four-year old ONCE is enough for a man to flinch at the mention of toy hammers forever.

Swiss Army Knife to the arm by a 6 year old is worse, I still keep mine though.

Originally Posted by Tragic_Comedian

I read Gundam Seed as Gundam Style.

Oppan Robot Style?

[Mutant Sheep]

Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll

Ewww. No. No way. On that note, I want my Social Event Group to do a New Years thing together. The guys sometimes do something together and the girls always do, but never together. Except ****. I'm suppose to go out to Chicago over Christmas Break. Which includes New Years. Dilemma.



Yes and I actually decided to focus while typing. Which I wouldn't be able to do if I were properly drunk. Or so I'd assume.

So... I can sees beard? And you drunk? And then has discussion where we hear each others voices? *still not sure if we even CAN meetup, so theres that problem.*

Originally Posted by Tragic_Comedian

I read Gundam Seed as Gundam Style.

I did too. Its where gundam brings my mind now. ROBOTS COME TO MY BWAIN!

[MoonCat]

Originally Posted by Mutant Sheep

*shows Cobra*

*feel better he can blame adult for this*

...*still doesnt knowwhat hes supposed to do*

Editsss: Happily (or not, but i doubt the enjoyablity of these things, so mostly just happily) that kinda female-on-male fashion murders has never happened to me.

Oh god. blooooood. Ita gonna get on cobraaaa. *throws moonie a towel and shoves her out of... Wherever this this? Blood is SOnot needed.)

Oh, so innocent, Mutant!

Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll

I don
t knwo. I'm hnot hammered, because I know I am making bad mistakes, but I dont want to crredct them so when I'm totally sober I can see how bad I was.

I don't know whta to tell you. Get On AIM?

I know the feeling. That's basically what I was doing a few days ago after drinking something, which I can't remember. Although it was more that I didn't care about fixing them, as I normally am very uptight about being properly spellious.

Originally Posted by LaZodiac

Yay my benefit! I love having you guys as friends. Moony, Cobra, Blue, Teddy, Mattos, Pinkhair, Coidzer, AT, Sheepie, everyone who matters to me that I don't have time to write...thank you.

<hugs> Not sure what is bringing this on, but anything for feeling like you're not totally alone! <huggles> LALALALALALA

Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll

I now feel bad for ebfjn g frunk.

Why?

Originally Posted by Dimonite

See, if a bunch of girls gang up on a guy and braid his hair and put makeup and nail polish on him, that's all good fun.

If a bunch of guys were to gang up on a girl, unbraid her hair, and remove her makeup and nail polish, that's traumatizing and would probably result in assault charges being pressed.

What? I'm not bitter about my sisters putting sparkly purple nail polish on my fingers that didn't come off so I had to go to school like that the next day ... that's a ridiculous thing to think...

Not if they're all friends and the girl didn't mind anyway.

Hehe! ^.^

Originally Posted by HalfTangible

ION: if the ego of Sauron and Raz_Fox got together and had a baby, my brother's ego would be the baby.

...

Wait, what did I just say? Dad is a jerky jerk hole with a side of butterscotch pudding

Are you drunk too?

ION: Godsdammit, my brother is being a ****. Why always like this Brother?!?!

[AtlanteanTroll]

Originally Posted by MoonCat

I know the feeling. That's basically what I was doing a few days ago after drinking something, which I can't remember. Although it was more that I didn't care about fixing them, as I normally am very uptight about being properly spellious.

Sadly that feeling has left. Now I'm just tired.

Why?

I'm not sure, honestly.

[Dimonite]

Originally Posted by MoonCat

ION: Godsdammit, my brother is being a ****. Why always like this Brother?!?!

Because all brothers, upon reaching the age of 5, sign a pact to always annoy their sisters at every opportunity. Personally, I was an annoyance prodigy and got to sign the pact at the age of 3. Of course, no brother is allowed to tell his own sister, and will deny the existence of any such pact if pressed on the matter.

Edit: the group who created the pact is called the Brothers Of Sisters Society, or BOSS. We wouldn't use the "of" in the acronym, but it makes it much cooler.

[Amidus Drexel]

Originally Posted by Dimonite

Because all brothers, upon reaching the age of 5, sign a pact to always annoy their sisters at every opportunity. Personally, I was an annoyance prodigy and got to sign the pact at the age of 3. Of course, no brother is allowed to tell his own sister, and will deny the existence of any such pact if pressed on the matter.

Edit: the group who created the pact is called the Brothers Of Sisters Society, or BOSS. We wouldn't use the "of" in the acronym, but it makes it much cooler.

Hey, that's supposed to be a secret!

[MoonCat]

He has been giving my dad the silent treatment for several days, nearly got him to crash the car yesterday, has forbidden me from singing anywhere in the house...

This isn't regular annoying brotherness, this is bitchy-Aspie brother being a jerk...

[araveugnitsuga]

Originally Posted by MoonCat

He has been giving my dad the silent treatment for several days, nearly got him to crash the car yesterday, has forbidden me from singing anywhere in the house...

This isn't regular annoying brotherness, this is bitchy-Aspie brother being a jerk...

I lack aspergers and also enforce the no singing rule, if only for mental sanity, this is universal of siblings. As for how silent treatment can get someone to almost crash a car... I have no idea apart form psionics.

[Dimonite]

Originally Posted by MoonCat

He has been giving my dad the silent treatment for several days, nearly got him to crash the car yesterday, has forbidden me from singing anywhere in the house...

This isn't regular annoying brotherness, this is bitchy-Aspie brother being a jerk...

*sympathizes, but...*

Your brother can get you to stop singing just by telling you to? I have to hugsquish my sister to make her stop, and that only works because it restricts airflow.

[Mutant Sheep]

Originally Posted by MoonCat

Oh, so innocent, Mutant!

I just think that blood makes this scene a bit... Oh god.

I know the feeling. That's basically what I was doing a few days ago after drinking something, which I can't remember. Although it was more that I didn't care about fixing them, as I normally am very uptight about stuffing and turkeys.
ION: Godsdammit, my brother is being a ****. Why always like this Brother?!?!

Speelinga. who cares, amirigeth, gais?

[Coidzor]

Originally Posted by Mutant Sheep

That land has the mythixal river of booze that hasnt been seen since Trog was clutching it, right?

No, just a wall made of bourbon. I ended up getting a Belgian White style Woodchuck cider instead because I wasn't sure what would happen with me and a fifth of bourbon given my current munchies.

Originally Posted by MoonCat

He has been giving my dad the silent treatment for several days, nearly got him to crash the car yesterday, has forbidden me from singing anywhere in the house...

This isn't regular annoying brotherness, this is bitchy-Aspie brother being a jerk...

Um. So why aren't you singing constantly and non-stop?

...I shudder to think of what punishments are in order for trying to crash the car...

[Dimonite]

Originally Posted by Mutant Sheep

Speelinga. who cares, amirigeth, gais?

I understood what you were saying with relatively little effort. To make me feel better about this, I must now write a Shakespearean Sonnet, complete with syllable restrictions and iambic pentameter.

[Coidzor]

Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll

I'm not sure, honestly.

It's... something that just happens. Sort of a combination between realizing people have been laughing at rather than with you and some other stuff, IIRC.

It does always make me feel physically and mentally drained in addition to usually being emotionally drained because I go from being a bombastic, large ham ass to being THE bombastic, largest ham butt of doom when I've been inebriated. So I imagine others must experience something of that draining which would contribute to such blahness.

Plenty of water for you, young man.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Originally Posted by Coidzor

It's... something that just happens. Sort of a combination between realizing people have been laughing at rather than with you and some other stuff, IIRC.

It does always make me feel physically and mentally drained in addition to usually being emotionally drained because I go from being a bombastic, large ham ass to being THE bombastic, largest ham butt of doom when I've been inebriated. So I imagine others must experience something of that draining which would contribute to such blahness.

I think it had to do with LaZ just being all "I love you guys" and I was really tipsy. Like it didn't matter. Which in hindsight is silly. There was no way I could no I was going to ruin an adorable moment with being tipsy. Hell, I probably wouldn't have had I not pointed it out.

But about being laughed at rather than with ... Humor and self-depreciation are my main defense mechanisms. It's nothing new.

Plenty of water for you, young man.

Mmmm. Noted.

[HalfTangible]

Originally Posted by MoonCat

He has been giving my dad the silent treatment for several days, nearly got him to crash the car yesterday, has forbidden me from singing anywhere in the house...

This isn't regular annoying brotherness, this is bitchy-Aspie brother being a jerk...

I have aspbergers. It is an excuse for being a social shut-in.

It is NOT an excuse for being a jerk, or nearly crashing a car, and the silent treatment is just plain childish.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Originally Posted by HalfTangible

It is NOT an excuse for being a jerk, or nearly crashing a car, and the silent treatment is just plain childish.

Ah, I wish my clique could figure that last one out.

[MoonCat]

Originally Posted by araveugnitsuga

I lack aspergers and also enforce the no singing rule, if only for mental sanity, this is universal of siblings. As for how silent treatment can get someone to almost crash a car... I have no idea apart form psionics.

He tells me to stop singing if I'm anywhere in the house. When doing grocery shopping a few days ago, he tried to get me to stop talking entirely.

Originally Posted by Dimonite

*sympathizes, but...*

Your brother can get you to stop singing just by telling you to? I have to hugsquish my sister to make her stop, and that only works because it restricts airflow.

Well, he's only here for a week, I try and be as accommodating as possible. And he puts me in strangleholds all the time anyway. Like, for no reason, if I go near him, his arm goes around my neck.

Originally Posted by Mutant Sheep

I just think that blood makes this scene a bit... Oh god.
Speelinga. who cares, amirigeth, gais?

What.

Originally Posted by Coidzor

Um. So why aren't you singing constantly and non-stop?

...I shudder to think of what punishments are in order for trying to crash the car...

Because I don't want him to be mad at me.

Nothing. He leaves tomorrow, and this is exactly like the other times. We just rant about to eachother when we're the only ones around and pretend everything is okay otherwise.

ION: just walked downstairs humming. First thing Brother says to me after not seeing me for a few hours is "Shh!"

<grumbles>

[Coidzor]

Originally Posted by MoonCat

He tells me to stop singing if I'm anywhere in the house. When doing grocery shopping a few days ago, he tried to get me to stop talking entirely.

...I'm suddenly reminded of the warning signs of an abusive relationship pamphlets I had to read growing up.

Originally Posted by MoonCat

Well, he's only here for a week, I try and be as accommodating as possible. And he puts me in strangleholds all the time anyway. Like, for no reason, if I go near him, his arm goes around my neck.

That's why you learn to make him bleed and feel intense pain. Vital skill for all siblings, sisters especially.

Originally Posted by MoonCat

Because I don't want him to be mad at me.

Nothing. He leaves tomorrow, and this is exactly like the other times. We just rant about to eachother when we're the only ones around and pretend everything is okay otherwise.

ION: just walked downstairs humming. First thing Brother says to me after not seeing me for a few hours is "Shh!"

<grumbles>

Hah. He is so lucky you're not a brother. Or at least that he's not related to me.

If he mistreats you that much when he's not "mad" at you, what are you actually losing by angering him? Aside from him apparently being beyond reproach for things like trying to get you all killed and taking out any pedestrians with you.

Originally Posted by AtlanteanTroll

Ah, I wish my clique could figure that last one out.

I wish that the women in their 30s that I attract could figure that out.

Granted, humor, self-deprecation, and being generally bigger than most people are my only defenses.

Originally Posted by Heliomance

*Trollzor shipshipship*

Trollzor, you say? I have a new costume idea....

[MoonCat]

Originally Posted by HalfTangible

I have aspbergers. It is an excuse for being a social shut-in.

It is NOT an excuse for being a jerk, or nearly crashing a car, and the silent treatment is just plain childish.

Oh, no, man don't get me wrong about Aspergers, or anything, no, my brother is just...

He's the reason I'm the dumb/sane one in the house.


No, I definitely wasn't attributing his total jerkishness to that. My entire family, including me, are all heavily on the autism spectrum, verging on Aspergers. My brother is just the only one formally diagnosed, and I am disdainful enough of self-diagnosers that I wont say anything else about the rest of us unless I'm sure.

Originally Posted by Coidzor

...I'm suddenly reminded of the warning signs of an abusive relationship pamphlets I had to read growing up.

That's why you learn to make him bleed and feel intense pain. Vital skill for all siblings, sisters especially.

Hah. He is so lucky you're not a brother. Or at least that he's not related to me.

If he mistreats you that much when he's not "mad" at you, what are you actually losing by angering him? Aside from him apparently being beyond reproach for things like trying to get you all killed and taking out any pedestrians with you.

Mm. I wouldn't know, haven't read those things in a while, can't really remember them.

No, because then I would be harming my brother.

^.^

I don't want him to feel unwelcome here. Also, I love him. I never want to anger the people I love. I might contrarily feel the urge to really irritate the crap out of him for being unreasonable, but I hate having anyone be mad at me if I care about them.

Also, he's kinda scary when he's mad, and I don't want him to lash out at my parents.

Also, the car thing is second-hand, my dad told me about that, I wouldn't know the precise details, so I can't give any explanations for that. I just know it was bad enough my dad was ready to let him get his own way home.

[araveugnitsuga]

Originally Posted by MoonCat

He tells me to stop singing if I'm anywhere in the house. When doing grocery shopping a few days ago, he tried to get me to stop talking entirely.

That normal sibling behaviour; think of it as having the perfect birthday/Christmas/Hanukkah presemt, noise cancelling headphones, courtesy of Bose.

[Mynxae]

Originally Posted by MoonCat

Oh, no, man don't get me wrong about Aspergers, or anything, no, my brother is just...

He's the reason I'm the dumb/sane one in the house.


No, I definitely wasn't attributing his total jerkishness to that. My entire family, including me, are all heavily on the autism spectrum, verging on Aspergers. My brother is just the only one formally diagnosed, and I am disdainful enough of self-diagnosers that I wont say anything else about the rest of us unless I'm sure.



Mm. I wouldn't know, haven't read those things in a while, can't really remember them.

No, because then I would be harming my brother.

^.^

I don't want him to feel unwelcome here. Also, I love him. I never want to anger the people I love. I might contrarily feel the urge to really irritate the crap out of him for being unreasonable, but I hate having anyone be mad at me if I care about them.

Also, he's kinda scary when he's mad, and I don't want him to lash out at my parents.

Also, the car thing is second-hand, my dad told me about that, I wouldn't know the precise details, so I can't give any explanations for that. I just know it was bad enough my dad was ready to let him get his own way home.

Sounds like my half-sister Sarah. Except, she's nine. And I'm eighteen. She's kinda scary.

[Amidus Drexel]

Originally Posted by Coidzor

That's why you learn to make him bleed and feel intense pain. Vital skill for all siblings, sisters especially.

Hah. He is so lucky you're not a brother. Or at least that he's not related to me.

Nah, bleeding is bad. Leaves a terrible mess.

Oh, I know exactly what would happen if my brother was trying to make me shut up. I'd tell him to **** off and turn up the volume on whatever I was doing. Or just mock him. Hell, it works on my sister (who just gets angrier and walks away when I mock her)