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2012-10-14, 04:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-10-14, 05:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-10-14, 05:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*Cannot play a half-orc half-drow.
*If my character, at any point, is so utterly worthless that the only reason the drow keep him alive is because they are yet to find a death horrible enough to justify ending his existence, I need to rework him.
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2012-10-14, 06:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-10-14, 06:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*I may not loot the bodies of my fallen companions.
**Especially not in a party containing a CG oracle and inquisitor.
***If I do, an argument can NOT be made for chaotic neutral.
****I am not to make an argument for chaotic neutral by making my newly chaotic evil character "actually evil".
*****Siding with the genocidal wizard is not a morally ambiguous decision. (See ***)
******Neither is orchestrating the collapse of a major city, no matter how unpleasant it was. (See ***)
*******Having a sister, being nice to old people, doing good things to spite my genocidal wizard father, and anything else short of an atonement spell will not make my character chaotic neutral.
********I am evil and a whore.
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2012-10-14, 06:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2012
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- Gallifrey
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*The bluespawn is not named Fluffly
**Nor, for that matter, is the other bluespawn named Reginald
*If the players start in an underground library in the middle of the desert, I deserve the demands to know when the eclipse is
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2012-10-14, 06:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-10-14, 08:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
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2012-10-14, 08:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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2012-10-14, 09:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*I am not allowed to play a half-dragon dragonborn dragon disciple dragon-bloodline sorcerer/dragon shaman with a pseudodragon familiar and a dragonling cohort.
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2012-10-14, 09:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-10-14, 09:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2012
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2012-10-14, 10:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
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2012-10-14, 10:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2008
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2012-10-14, 11:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Yo dawg...
Anyway,
* If I play in two campaigns, I may not treat one as a sandbox and the other as a drama.
**Said 'sandbox' campaign may not include a character more serious than the 'drama' campaign
***I may not work behind the scenes to make the 'sandbox' campaign more fun or make more sense than the 'drama' campaign.
****Any attempt to merge the two will result in my characters in both campaigns mysteriously dying or getting switched.
***** If I do, it will be in my own campaign. With Blackjack. And hookers.Roll for it 5e Houserules and Homebrew
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2012-10-15, 06:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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2012-10-15, 09:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*If my character is describes as a "rogue and peasant slave," it is assumed not to be literal.
*It is assumed I am going to shoot my guns, not clobber people with them.
*i am allowed to fill a cannon with grapeshot. I am NOT to do so with the idea of firing at blank-point range.
** Not to make a shotgun out of two cannons tied together with duct tape.
*not to scream out "FORE!" whenever i kill someone with my great club.
**the same goes for "Hit him for six" or "outta the park!"
*Cannot stuff my pants full of alchemist's fire/delayed blast fireball/ACME dynamite before stuffing myself into a monster's mouth.
*Likewise, with spiked armour/hooked cloak/+5 full plate of vicious vivisection.
*Their is not enough CMB in the world you let you tie the tarrasque appendix into a knot while you are still inside of it.
* It's questionable weather or not using presdigination to taste like a frogemoth's pimpled butt cheeks is enough to stop a monster from eating you.
*..Come to think of it, how do you know what that tastes li- don't tell me I don't wanna know.
*Cannot use sneak attacks inside a monster, even if +I+ would be very surprised if my dinner started stabbing me.
* Not to be swallowed whole by a creature in order to get around it's A.C
* Cannot detonate the creature's esophagus by shoving a base into it's stomach acid and waiting.
*Likewise with vials of poison.
* If you keep this trickery, you're going to have to fight the tapeworms inside the dragon if you're swallowed by it.
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2012-10-15, 09:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- The Algol System
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
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2012-10-15, 09:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
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2012-10-15, 09:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- You can't catch me anyhow
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
**** Please...Please don't seduce the tapeworm. That's not what they're there for.
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2012-10-15, 10:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* I may not be a tiny-sized commoner with "Tasty", "Chicken Infested", and quick draw just so I can get myself swallowed and proceed to fill the monster to bursting with chickens.
* I may not play a female wizard with a pseudodragon familiar who specializes in telekinesis, dimension door, and prismatic spray.
** Said character has NOT been instructed by her master to write a letter detailing what she's learned at the end of every session.
*** No, she does not dress in all purple.
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2012-10-15, 10:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
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2012-10-15, 11:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2011
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- On the Moon.
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*When playing a Druid, I may not use all my slots of 2nd level and higher to prepare Tree Shape.
**Nor may my first action in every encounter be to cast it.
***I may not gain XP for any encounter that was spent entirely in the form of a tree.
*I may not use a Bag of Tricks as a supply of infinite food.
*Under no circumstances is my gnome druid allowed a rocket launcher.
**Nor is he able to spend a feat for proficiency with it.
***Actually, none of my characters are allowed to have rocket launchers under any circumstances.
*I may not shoot myself with a rocket launcher in order to catch foes in the explosion.
**Nor am I allowed to shoot my animal companion for the same reason.
***I am not allowed to even mention rocket launchers ever again.~Sneaky Weasel~
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2012-10-16, 12:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2012-10-16, 01:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Edit: sorry, wrong thread.
*I may not forget which game I am playing.Last edited by Blightedmarsh; 2012-10-16 at 11:53 PM.
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2012-10-16, 01:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*Vampires are allowed to Sparkle.
**Said Vampires take permanent Negative levels equal to the level adjustment of said template.
***The DM is entitled to hit you with the Libra Mortis if you choose to create a sparkling vampire.
****The Reflex DC for this is always to high for you
*****You always roll a natural 1 on this saving throwLarloch, The Shadow King (w/ Ioun Stones) avatar by Iron Penguin
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2012-10-16, 01:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
* None of vampire templates, in fact, give me glitterdust as a spell-like ability.
* If BBEG is planning genocide or destruction of the whole world, may not side with him unless I have a good reason to.
** May not side with BBEG even if I do have a good reason to.
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2012-10-16, 03:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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2012-10-16, 05:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2011
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- Waterdeep
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
*May not decide that forcefully taking ownership of the Pub is a better option than helping the drunk owner
**Especially if my reasoning is "I want a source of income and a free place to rest"
***Even more so if I add the reason "Also I can take over the local gambling den and end up owning this section of town"
Exception: Evil.
**I am not evil, I am true neutral with the soul of a Lawful Evil tagging along
***Should this occur anyway, I am not to keep the key to the Pub for myself.
****I may not be surprised or upset when we have no employees after said takeover
*****No, I may not negotiate with a gambling den to get employees and mutually beneficial business arrangements
******And I may definitely not begin my own Black Market trade to compete with the thieves guild in the same city.
*******Just... no more party face or leadership for me. The best I may do is be the schemer behind the leader of the group.
********No, I may not call my next character Starscream.Roll for it 5e Houserules and Homebrew
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2012-10-16, 05:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2009
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing IV: The Decanter of Endless Bad Ideas
Legend
*When searching for a guy in a maze, I will not forget that one can tunnel.
**Especially since the other guy has seen shawshank redemption, and plans to escape.
***STOP. FORGETTING. TO. GET. AN. EARTHSMASHER'S. PICKAXE.