Results 301 to 330 of 484
-
2008-11-02, 08:59 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2006
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
What's this? Blasphemies! More and more colorful blasphemies are cropping up left and right. Cat Pantheon? Primordial Elder Cat? Some sort of all encompassing Cat?
I was content to let you, the weak willed pitiful mortals you are, to delude yourselves into thinking there's anything but the cold void filled with an uncaring, malevolent force beyond your ken (which happens to be our dread lord), for that was going to give your souls the favored flavor of despair 'n horror when my terrible master names you catnip. However, your heretical insistence on fabricating ever more colorful lies to delude yourself with is causing others to fall into your folly as well. Heresy and blasphemy in this thread is increasing with an irritating rate, sweeping up the other weak willed and eroding the resolve of those strong enough to accept the reality of our ultimate insignificance in the eyes of great and terrible lord Snuggles. This is simply unacceptable. I cannot sit idly by while our most sacred creeds are being defied.
I say: NO MORE!
The time has come to show you; the foul Rexites, the deluded fools following "the Good Cat", the blasphemous preachers of some all encompassing Cat, lost and damned heretics worshipping false cat idols and the misguided cultists of the splinter sect of Primordial Elder Cat; the error of your beliefs!
I, the first one to be heralded as the prophet of the One True Snuggles, name thee CATNIP!
IT IS TIME! True followers of the terrible lord Snuggles! THE MOMENT OF GLORY APPROACHES! TO ARMS! PREPARE THYSELVES FOR THE UNHOLY CRUSADE AGAINST ALL WHO REFUSE THE TRUTH OF SNUGGLES!!! STEEL THYSELVES FOR THE GRUELING TASK OF CRUSHING HERETICS INTO CATNIP.
NOT IN HERE, THE DESECRATED THREAD OF OUR TERRIBLE MASTER SNUGGLES, WILL WE SUFFER THE EXISTENCE OF HERETIC! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!!!Founder of the Fanclub of the (Late) Chief of Cliffport Police Department (He shall live forever in our hearts)
CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!
Shameless shill:
-
2008-11-02, 09:09 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2008
- Location
- South Africa
- Gender
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Good Cat shall reward Llamamushroom for revealing the truth and Anonymous Man for defending it.
The Good Cat Mistress shall show mercy to her servants
My Homebrew
SpoilerRace
Wiggles
Monsters
Cold iron dragon
Argent dragon
Base Class
Glowherd
Silly stuff
Acid classes (as inspired by DracoDei)
Keeper of the Fourth Gate (PrC)
Competitions
Afroakuma's Giantitp Villain Competition
Other
Sereg's Alternative Pronunciation Guide System
Competitions that I've Currently Entered: Lord Gareth's The Alter of Naught Base Class Challenge
-
2008-11-02, 10:12 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2008
- Location
- Land of Clocks and Stars
- Gender
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Last edited by mizzim; 2008-11-02 at 10:23 AM.
Politics is the most accurate word in the English language. "Poli" in Latin meaning "Many" and
"tics" meaning "little insects"
-
2008-11-02, 12:01 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2008
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
"Verily I Say Unto Thee, That In These Troubled Times, When Snuggles Dost Pounce, And The People Cover Their Heads With Their Paws In Gloom,Yet Will Good Cat Protect Her Kittens. As The Lioness Protecteth Her Cubs, So Shalt Good Cat Protect.
Snuggles Is The Forest Ablaze, The Strom That Shatters The Sky, The Flood The Sweeps All In Its Path. A Terrible Thing Is He, Destroyer Of Worlds And Harbinger Of Death. No Man Canst Stand Before Him, All Swords Shatter, All Shields Splinter.
And Yet, Fires Fade, Storms Dissipate, And Rivers Return Unto Their Appointed Channels. So Snuggle Returns The Balance, So Good Cat Her Granteth Mercy And Protection."
-
2008-11-02, 01:33 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2008
- Location
- London, Yewkay
- Gender
-
2008-11-02, 01:38 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2008
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
-
2008-11-02, 02:16 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Gender
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
An' while they'z arguin' wiv each other over who's da boss, da Orks can clobber da lot
Current Avatar By me. Hurray!
-
2008-11-02, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2008
- Location
- Land of Clocks and Stars
- Gender
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
*facepalm*
Politics is the most accurate word in the English language. "Poli" in Latin meaning "Many" and
"tics" meaning "little insects"
-
2008-11-02, 03:42 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2008
- Location
- Georgia, USA
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
There is nothing beside the chaos of the Primordial Elder Cat. We are all in the Primordial Elder Cat, and of the Primordial Elder Cat. All 'reality' is an illusion with which we delude ourselves to save us from the grim realization of our true form. We all emanate from the shattered psyche of the Primordial Elder Cat, and we will all be obliterated when his wandering thoughts turn elsewhere, as they inevitably will.
Current Games:
SpoilerGMing The Lotus Blossoms! [Exalted 3E] (OOC)
Playing Waldaharjaz in The Convergence of Sky [Exalted 3E]
Playing Rivers in Welcome to Thorns [Exalted 3E]
-
2008-11-02, 10:14 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2008
- Location
- South Africa
- Gender
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Fear not, for while Snuggles cares not for His followers, Good Cat blesses and protects us."-The Book of Cheerymeower 2:19
The Good Cat Mistress shall show mercy to her servants
My Homebrew
SpoilerRace
Wiggles
Monsters
Cold iron dragon
Argent dragon
Base Class
Glowherd
Silly stuff
Acid classes (as inspired by DracoDei)
Keeper of the Fourth Gate (PrC)
Competitions
Afroakuma's Giantitp Villain Competition
Other
Sereg's Alternative Pronunciation Guide System
Competitions that I've Currently Entered: Lord Gareth's The Alter of Naught Base Class Challenge
-
2008-11-03, 12:04 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2008
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Rex:
First and best of the heretics.
Also, he kills dinosaurs with atom bombs.Remember how I was wishing for the peace of oblivion a minute ago?
Yeah. That hasn't exactly changed with more knowledge of the situation. -Security Chief Victor Jones, formerly of the UESC Marathon.
X-Com avatar by BRC. He's good folks.
-
2008-11-03, 01:05 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2008
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
-
2008-11-03, 01:37 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2008
- Location
- Georgia, USA
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Current Games:
SpoilerGMing The Lotus Blossoms! [Exalted 3E] (OOC)
Playing Waldaharjaz in The Convergence of Sky [Exalted 3E]
Playing Rivers in Welcome to Thorns [Exalted 3E]
-
2008-11-03, 01:39 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2007
- Location
- Texas...for now
- Gender
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
[/sarcasm]
FAQ is not RAW!Avatar by the incredible CrimsonAngel.
Saph:It's surprising how many problems can be solved by one druid spell combined with enough aggression.
I play primarily 3.5 D&D. Most of my advice will be based off of this. If my advice doesn't apply, specify a version in your post.
-
2008-11-03, 02:00 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2008
- Location
- Georgia, USA
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Current Games:
SpoilerGMing The Lotus Blossoms! [Exalted 3E] (OOC)
Playing Waldaharjaz in The Convergence of Sky [Exalted 3E]
Playing Rivers in Welcome to Thorns [Exalted 3E]
-
2008-11-03, 02:12 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2008
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Agreed, The Surface Poopers, They Who Do Not Bury Their Excrement, Are Not Worthy A Thing To be Discussed, In This, Most Sacred Of Threads.
Last edited by Ravens_cry; 2008-11-03 at 02:12 AM.
-
2008-11-03, 05:16 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2008
- Location
- California
- Gender
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Wow, when they said anything can happen on a thread, they meant it.
-
2008-11-03, 05:53 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2007
- Location
- Chicago, IL
- Gender
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
With Cats, all things are possible.
For great justice!Last edited by Oracle_Hunter; 2008-11-03 at 12:24 PM.
Lead Designer for Oracle Hunter GamesToday a Blog, Tomorrow a Business!
~ Awesome Avatar by the phantastic Phase ~Spoiler
Elflad
-
2008-11-03, 12:11 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2008
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Remember how I was wishing for the peace of oblivion a minute ago?
Yeah. That hasn't exactly changed with more knowledge of the situation. -Security Chief Victor Jones, formerly of the UESC Marathon.
X-Com avatar by BRC. He's good folks.
-
2008-11-03, 02:43 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2007
- Gender
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Couggles, the Eminence of Neutral Chaos, demands your attention! He is the one true lord of cats, He is the one who truly represents cathood! He is Pure Feline Chaos! But for now, he will join up with any cat god who wishes to crush the evil that is dog. Down with the dogs, who use weapons of mass destruction and contamination to kill (nearly) extinct animals! That is just plain stupid, and that is what dogs are! Couggles will insert His Holy Teeth into the pretenders! AND HE DEMANDS TUNA!
Last edited by Athaniar; 2008-11-03 at 02:44 PM.
-
2008-11-03, 04:18 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2008
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Last edited by Ravens_cry; 2008-11-03 at 04:18 PM.
-
2008-11-03, 04:32 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2008
- Location
- London, England
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
I think Dogs are brilliant, I'd much rather have a dog as a pet than a Cat, that's how i know that no dog could possibly be a god where as a cat... yeah i can see a cat god happening, especially a chaotic evil cat god. And One has arisen
Good Cat? OxymoronDoug
Currently GMing :
Moonshae Mysteries IC / OOC / Central Map / west rooms map / east rooms map
Moonshae Tales IC / OOC / Map
Map of Area
-
2008-11-03, 04:37 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2008
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
-
2008-11-03, 04:41 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2008
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Remember how I was wishing for the peace of oblivion a minute ago?
Yeah. That hasn't exactly changed with more knowledge of the situation. -Security Chief Victor Jones, formerly of the UESC Marathon.
X-Com avatar by BRC. He's good folks.
-
2008-11-03, 04:52 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2008
- Gender
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
I also, have the pleasure* of having a cat in my house. He attacks the furniture, the dog, my geckos (or tries, anyway), everyone who gets near him, and anything he feels like attacking. He also spills drinks, Sleeps in food, and is in general a pain. Snuggles I can easily see existing. Good Cat? Not a chance.
That said:
CANIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Sarcasm
-
2008-11-03, 05:07 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2008
- Location
- London, England
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
I have on fact owned a cat, your assumption about me is erroneous.
You are correct that i have never known companionable affection with a cat,
The ungrateful freeloaders only bother you when it wants something. As someone else said, Cats think you are the pet.
I prefer a dog, its there when you need it, instead of only turning up when it needs you.Doug
Currently GMing :
Moonshae Mysteries IC / OOC / Central Map / west rooms map / east rooms map
Moonshae Tales IC / OOC / Map
Map of Area
-
2008-11-03, 05:08 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2008
- Location
- Mars
- Gender
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Last edited by Anonymous Man; 2008-11-03 at 05:11 PM.
[CENTER]
Con is the opposite of Pro, SO
Congress is the opposite of Progress
-
2008-11-03, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2008
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
-
2008-11-03, 05:40 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2008
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Hey, Dracula backwards is Alucard.
Both are vampires. SOMETIMES both are the same person.
Therefore, dogs aren't necessarily the same as gods, but both share common traits such as insane power over mortals. (Note: Only applies to REX, THE WONDERDOG!)Remember how I was wishing for the peace of oblivion a minute ago?
Yeah. That hasn't exactly changed with more knowledge of the situation. -Security Chief Victor Jones, formerly of the UESC Marathon.
X-Com avatar by BRC. He's good folks.
-
2008-11-03, 05:41 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2008
- Location
- Bay Area California
- Gender
Re: First time DMing and already killed a character.
Do you not all see it.. all of you are too active..
you are all acting like dogs is that what snuggles or any of the cat gods want?
No because all the cats share 1 and ONLY 1 trait.
LAZY.
Snuggles does not kill everything.. not to bless.. but because he's too lazy too.
Good cat.. did nothing but walk with litter. and stop first did not drive all apart. but Snuggles was just too Lazy to step over or around so stayed where they were.
and all of you and I do mean ALL OF YOU. exert too much effort.. and your gods are not happy.. keep it up and you may spur them into a pounce on your non-lazy beings!Tis better to keep your mouth shut and have people think your an idiot then to open it and remove all doubt
<br>Feed Me!<br>Adopted from Valenth
<a href="http://dragcave.net/view/PFQQ"><img src="http://dragcave.net/image/PFQQ.gif" style="border-width: 0" alt="Adopt one today!"/></a>