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2012-04-03, 10:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
My Homebrew
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2012-04-04, 10:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Just because a pint of blood has no listed value does not mean I can use Eschew Materials to create a weredragon.
**A were-werewolf is also out of the question.Open the lid and snatch a homebrewed treat from Cookie's Jar
Ponytar by Dirtytabs
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2012-04-08, 06:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I may not let this thread slide to other pages then the first...
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-04-08, 06:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2011
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- An Abyssal Tower
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*There is no conceivable circumstance where fireballing the enemy is a valid strategy when you are both in a building containing thousands of precariously stacked vials of highly volatile liquids.
**No. No amount of resistance to fire will protect you. When you re-roll your character, put some ranks in Knowledge (Architecture and Engineering).Mauve Shirt, Savannah, Gnomish Wanderer, Cuthalion and Smuchmuch get cookies for making me avatars. (::)
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Co Founder of LUTAS - For all your less than useful heroes out there.
My Deviant Art. Careful, it's full of ponies.
Dragons!
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2012-04-08, 09:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*** Unless your intangiable/ethereal/have a contingiencied teleport set up/make the explosion big enough to vaporise said falling roof/have a burrow speed and thus be able to hide underground/Quickened teleport/have a freind with very high strength and size to hold up the roof/Only blowing up some of the supporting walls so the building collapses towards one direction thus leaving me unharmed/Wall of force under the roof so nothing actually falls on me/that spell that makes you immune to all damage for a time/Place a portable hole above your head as an umbrella/go inside the hole THEN teleport away/numerous other ways to survive such an eaisly survivable encounter
* May not point out to the DM all the ways that their "your character died" scenario wouldn't work actually kill the character in question
*Especially not when I'm the DM. it makes me feel bad
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2012-04-08, 11:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2010
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- Out in The Sticks
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I should feel extreme reservations if my AC can be boosted to nearly 40 at level 7, and my party members are hovering around 18 and 20.
* I should give it considerable thought before smashing an "evil being" that was recovered from an artic region. after detecting him as evil.
* I should give more thought to dissolving the resultant corpse with acid.
* while a logical process, I most likely shouldn't then dilute and evaporate said acid, thus completely obliterating about 90% of the DM's planned adventure.
...not that I managed all of those in one character or anything.
it's a great story I think... even if I did wreck the game.
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2012-04-08, 11:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
**** After a player points out all the ways to avoid the falling ceiling, may not then point out that none of those take into account all the shrapnel from the exploding containers of explosives.
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2012-04-08, 12:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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2012-04-08, 12:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-04-08, 01:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am no longer allowed to play a fighter who is clearly just an expy of GILGAMESH.
**I will not insist that Gilgamesh be spelled with all capital letters.
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2012-04-09, 12:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I may no longer try and make candied beets into a form of currency.
*I may no longer bully the DMPC child wizard into casting spells on me then getting upset that he dominates my character.
*I may no longer make a Portal Gun as an Artificer.
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2012-04-09, 12:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2011
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- An Abyssal Tower
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Eh. Those all work, but the person in question was only level six and it was a setting where magic items were really uncommon.
I managed to talk them out of it.
*Just because the common cat can theoretically defeat a level one commoner, does not mean your familiar can take levels as a cleric of Bastet after gaining sufficient experience.Mauve Shirt, Savannah, Gnomish Wanderer, Cuthalion and Smuchmuch get cookies for making me avatars. (::)
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Co Founder of LUTAS - For all your less than useful heroes out there.
My Deviant Art. Careful, it's full of ponies.
Dragons!
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2012-04-09, 01:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Never humiliate the Psychic in front of the entire party.
Especially again at higher levels when I can shrug off most of the damage she does and she's still stuck sacrificing health just to attack.Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
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By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-04-09, 01:56 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-04-09, 04:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* My character may not announce himself with a special font.
** No matter what, I may not design a character specifically so that falling out of blimps is only a mild set-back.
*** Being insane and disbelieving gravity is not a worth considering.
* Subsisting on a diet of bugs does not grant me super-strength.
** Nor does dying my skin green.
*** Swearing fealty to omnicidal maniacs does not increase my chances of surviving human trials of a super serum.
** I am not allowed to challenge people to duels for their hats.
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2012-04-09, 06:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I may not play a black-robed character who wields a scythe AND WHO SPEAKS IN A DIFFERENT, ALL CAPS, BOLDED FONT
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2012-04-10, 04:59 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-04-10, 06:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Mauve Shirt, Savannah, Gnomish Wanderer, Cuthalion and Smuchmuch get cookies for making me avatars. (::)
(::) Current avatar by Smuchmuch (::)
Co Founder of LUTAS - For all your less than useful heroes out there.
My Deviant Art. Careful, it's full of ponies.
Dragons!
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2012-04-10, 12:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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- Watching the world go by
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-04-10, 01:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-04-10, 01:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
If brute force isn't working, that just means you're not using enough of it.
When in doubt, set something on fire. If not in doubt, set something on fire anyway.
My Homebrew
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2012-04-10, 02:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Losing a Pokémon battle is not reason to kill the two kids I and my friend lost to and burn their bodies.
- Not even if they were really annoying.
- Only the DM may abuse the Pass keyword while having a high Burrow speed.Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
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By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-04-11, 08:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*No longer allowed to play as a minotaur hell bent on freeing the cattle from their human oppressors.
** seriously do you know how many cattle there are in this setting?
*The entire party being trapped in an ooze does not make it technically jelly wrestling
**we cant eat out way out
*** we cannot use the jelly as a vehicle to chase the one party member who got out.
****We actually cant because the dm starts laughing too hard to actually DM.
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2012-04-12, 06:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*After being reduced to a pulpy mass, the PCs may not scoop the remains of another PC into a chamber pot in the hopes of eventually getting a True Resurrection spell sometime in the distant future.
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2012-04-12, 07:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-04-12, 07:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* Even if our alignment doesn't have to match our deity's. I'm not allowed to play a lawful good follower of Thed. (Goddess of Rape).
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2012-04-13, 01:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-04-13, 02:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Avatar by TinyMushroom.
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2012-04-13, 04:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-04-13, 05:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Yeah you were just thinking normal res. True res is higher level and I think costs more in components. It will bring you back from pretty much anything but being unnamed.
Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
Yes I know it's sarcasm. It's a joke. Pale green is for snarking
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