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2012-07-02, 10:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I may not give my character the flaw 'believes he is always right.'
**Or 'believes he is smarter than everyone else.'
*** 'Incapable of talking to woman unless drunk' is right out.
**** 'Impulsive pervert' is just weird.
***** I am to stop basing character flaws off of big bang theory.Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-02, 10:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
- Location
- Ravnica
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*If I base a character off of the Harry Dresden novels, it may not be the giant necromantic monster.
**Or the plant monster.
***Or the wolf monster.
****In fact, for now on, I must roleplay humanoids only.Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-07-02, 10:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I am not to base characters off of Edgar Allen Poe's writings
** Or Steven King
*** If I need to pull out a Lovecraft novel to explain what something looks like, I am to gracefully retire into using nothing but gnomes.Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-03, 02:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2012-07-03, 05:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
- Location
- Below sea level
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
did this once, it was hilarious. I played him as a dread pirate (with some cocktail of classes to start with), I was put into decisions pertaining a pirate's refugee island and defending that against the armada of a thrane (In Eberron) and needless to say it was a great success! At some point I was like:
"Where is the enemies admiral! I want to slice and dice him up too (like I had just done)!"
at wich my DM says: "you remeber that exploding ship? Well his hat is jsut now floating right beside your boat..."
me: "Soooo... No slicing and dicing?"
DM: "nope."
me: "Aw shucks!"Last edited by Socratov; 2012-07-03 at 05:24 AM.
Warlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-07-03, 05:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
- Location
- Ravnica
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I may not build a druid where a single class feature I have will invalidate two party members at once.
** Especially if I have to gimp my feats to avoid doing so.
*** Even if it is far too easy.Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-07-03, 05:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Bearpunch GunsmokeDungeoning Dragons. All day. Every day.Thanks so much to Eruantion for my awesome Gith Monk avatar!
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2012-07-03, 05:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
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- Ravnica
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
sorry, but no. It is MESMOWP... dropping half your words in an acronym is very bad form...
Last edited by planswalker; 2012-07-03 at 06:37 AM.
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-07-03, 06:32 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* Cannot base Call of Cthulhu adventure on any manga written by Juni Itou.
** This also includes World Of Darkness adventures
*** And Toon.
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2012-07-03, 03:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2010
- Location
- Dallas, TX
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
But reasonably common anyway. There is no clear rule that they are always exact initialisms.
"Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation": LASER or LABSEOR?
"Radio detection and ranging": RADAR or RDAR?
"Completely automated public Turing test to tell computers and humans apart": CAPTCHA or CAPTTTTCAHA?
"Special executive for counter-intelligence, terrorism, revenge, and extortion": SPECTRE or SEFCITRAE?
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2012-07-03, 05:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2012
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- Town
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Even though I'm playing Nobilis, I may not play an acronym
**Or a present participle, should I feel inclined
***Especially not if I'm the Power of Grammar and Syntax
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2012-07-03, 05:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Bearpunch GunsmokeDungeoning Dragons. All day. Every day.Thanks so much to Eruantion for my awesome Gith Monk avatar!
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2012-07-03, 05:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
- Location
- Hotel California
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am to stop making characters with lisps
*I am to stop making characters with horrible but no penalty deformities.
*I am to stop making characters with emotional problems.
*A character with daddy issues, two noses, and a lisp will be permanently killed.Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-03, 06:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
- Location
- Ravnica
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-07-03, 07:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
- Location
- Dromund Kaas
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-03, 08:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Man enhancing and weapon should never be in the same sentence.
Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-03, 08:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
"It can kill a man within 3 miles and has no known defenses."
"Fascinating, how does it work?"
"It drains all the blood from the brain, causing severe damage due to lack of oxygen and eventual death."
"And how does it drain the blood?"
"You really don't want to know."
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2012-07-03, 08:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am not to use this to 'make an example of' my players.
**I am not to describe the effects of this weapon.
***If I make a miniature over six inches of somebody being effected by this machine, the players have to crucify me.Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-04, 02:15 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
- Location
- Dromund Kaas
- Gender
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2012-07-04, 02:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2008
- Location
- Ravnica
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I am not allowed to confide my darkest secrets in a seven-year-old and expect them to keep it a secret.
Much thanks to Ceika for the poketar!
I'll be away from the internet from 1/3-1/8 2019. I swear I'm not disappeared.
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2012-07-04, 02:58 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2011
- Location
- Below sea level
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I may not put profession(economics) on my sheet and put ranks in it (neither craft or perform)
*I may not make use of my insights into the world economy irl to wreck the economy in game and get filthy rich (say getting wbl at 3 times the speed)
**I may nog teach anything in in any DnD campaignWarlock Poetry?
Or ways to use me in game?
Better grab a drink...
Currently ruining Strahd's day - Avatar by the Outstanding Smuchsmuch
First Ordained Jr. Tormlet by LoyalPaladin
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2012-07-04, 03:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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2012-07-04, 03:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2011
- Location
- An Abyssal Tower
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
But... Pointing out the flaws in the economy of a world where vast quantities of treasure are buried deep below the ground and then brought back without the markets of precious metals collapsing is the best part!
***Knowledge (Economics), while a reasonable sounding and believable skill, will never confer any bonuses upon your character.
****Nor will Knowledge (Physics), Knowledge (Chemistry), Knowledge (Climatology) or Knowledge (Biology).Mauve Shirt, Savannah, Gnomish Wanderer, Cuthalion and Smuchmuch get cookies for making me avatars. (::)
(::) Current avatar by Smuchmuch (::)
Co Founder of LUTAS - For all your less than useful heroes out there.
My Deviant Art. Careful, it's full of ponies.
Dragons!
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2012-07-04, 06:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2012
- Location
- Hey, look! Squirrels!
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I will not drop my fellow players into big pits filled with angry tortoises.
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2012-07-04, 09:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
- Location
- The Middle of Nowhere
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-07-04, 10:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-04, 11:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*If I try to summon Candlejack, I am no
Last edited by Qwertystop; 2012-07-04 at 11:58 AM.
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2012-07-04, 12:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
- Location
- 127.0.0.1
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* May not use a combination of feats and quirks of item creation to make an item for only 22.5% of the normal cost.
** May not argue that several of the discounts stack, actually knocking the total cost to 17.5% of the normal cost.
*** May not fudge the math and insist that you're actually making the item for 5% of the normal cost.
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2012-07-04, 05:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2009
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I may not play an inanimate object
**Just because certain previously inanimate objects can be animated does not mean I should play one.
***If I can reanimate broken animated object I am not to play an undead animated object.
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2012-07-04, 05:34 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2011
- Location
- Five minutes late
- Gender
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
As a player:
*I may not have access to the maximize spell feat
**I may not have access to the empower spell feat
***I may not have access to any metamagic feats
****I may not have any metamagic rods, either
As a DM:
*The pyroclastic dragon may not use heighten breath
**Said pyroclastic dragon may not heighten it's destruction breath to a DC such as that the breath will take several years to recharge
***I may not use the Dracinomicom
*I also may not use Heroes of Horror
**Or any issues of dragon magazine
***I may only use the core 3 rulebooks
****I may not use the players handbook or DMGMy wifi is down. It should be back up by the 22nd. Sorry, snowy, morcy, drack, hat, etc.