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2012-07-12, 10:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-12, 10:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* When confronted by a mere 20 of the BBEG's mooks (each with a CR of 1/2), the 13th-level Wilder/Cleric and 15th-level Cleric/Bard are not to surrender to them.
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2012-07-12, 11:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am not to live my character by the Chicago Way.
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-12, 12:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
** Cannot watch Spoony's Counter Monkeys series in search for ideas.
Yes, I am quite aware of this. However, my spell caster might not
Now, would that be high-INT/low-WIS that would cause this mixup, or high-WIS/low-INT?
* Party's wizard cannot use rapid evolution to prove world's religions wrong.
** If Party's wizard does this, party's cleric cannot summon his god to prove him wrong
*** Cannot drive rest of the party and DM insane by asking them to explain how the two are possible at the same time.
*before researching a reverse-evolution spell, I am to consider that birds, crocodiles and dinosaurs are all distantly related and it might be unwise to poke them, chonologically speaking.
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2012-07-12, 01:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-12, 02:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-12, 02:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2012-07-12, 02:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-12, 05:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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- In the lab
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* I am no longer allowed to throw guards off of their towers, solely to bodyslam them once they hit the ground.
* I am no longer allowed to be worshiped as a god at level 1.
* If my plan is to convince everyone that I'm a knight of noble birth, and not just some brigand who stole his stuff, I had better have a pretty good plan.Avatar by Doran Liadon
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2012-07-12, 06:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I will not try to take Weapon Focus and Weapon Specialization: Caltrops
* I will not give my gnome giant slayer climbing pitons so he can make climb checks on giants.
* I will no longer ambush my players with sociopathic halfling barbarians from inside their own Heward's Handy Haversack
*I will no longer call for random perception checks just to make them jumpy.Campaign Logs:
SpoilerChaotic GoodFellas-Complete
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=245596
The Big One-Complete
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=247997
City State of The Enigmatic Overgnome-Complete
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=245994
An Adversarial Process-Complete
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=240332
CalimshawShank Redemption-Complete
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=244374
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2012-07-12, 06:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*"Attempting to create a god of atheism" is not an appropriate goal for my Ur-Priest.
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2012-07-12, 07:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*My character may not be named "Dr. Spaceman."
**Pronouncing it Spa-che-man does not help
***He does hand out prescriptions of animal blood to "straighten the spine."Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-12, 07:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-12, 07:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* "Captain Proton" is not a valid character concept
** The BBEG is not Chaotica
*** Nor is it Queen Arachnia
**** Holonovels written by Tom Paris are not to be used in character/world creation
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2012-07-12, 10:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
The gods created the first organism, and set it into a suitable environment, which over billions of years and with the aid of divine presence, eventually emerged in their image. What's so hard about that?
* I am no longer allowed to throw guards off of their towers, solely to bodyslam them once they hit the ground.
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2012-07-12, 11:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am to stop writing entire game systems, only to hide them inside my house only to be discovered after my suicide
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-12, 11:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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- In the lab
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Yes, but it's doing it at level 1, when you have single digit hit points, that makes it inadvisable. Granted, the fact that that character hasn't miraculously died yet is a good part of the aforementioned worship, given the stupid things he's done.
That said,
*Grappling two ogres in order to throw them into a river of lava is something best done at high levels, not Level 1. (To be fair, those ogres couldn't roll above a 5 to save their lives...)
Also, newBlazingAngel, is everything alright? That one's oddly specific, and a bit worrying.Last edited by Kira_the_5th; 2012-07-12 at 11:23 PM.
Avatar by Doran Liadon
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2012-07-12, 11:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
It's based off this writer who did something similar. I frankly have no idea who, could have even been a false memory on my part. I in no way plan to commit suicide and don't have the attention span to leave behind many home written game modules.
Last edited by newBlazingAngel; 2012-07-12 at 11:51 PM.
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No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-13, 01:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Deleted due to warning
Last edited by Morithias; 2012-07-13 at 02:39 PM. Reason: recieved warning.
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2012-07-13, 01:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-07-13, 01:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-07-13, 07:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* Not allowed to assassinate the big bad by hiding a vial of poison in my vagina.
(I heard of a guy who did this once).
* If male character is trying o buy their freedom by offering BBEG night with female character, I can reveal BBEG is gay and have him drag said male character to his bedchambers. However, making this face while doing so is crossing the line.
** So is quoting that picture.Last edited by Man on Fire; 2012-07-13 at 07:49 AM.
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2012-07-13, 09:07 AM (ISO 8601)
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2012-07-13, 11:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am to stop insulting my players in foreign languages.
Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-07-13, 11:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
** I am to stop using normal phrases in fictitious languages that sound menacing.
I had decided that the language of the Orcs in my campaign is Klingon (since I had a Klingon-English dictionary lying around. Don't ask.) They managed to capture an orc and started questioning him. He spat out answers in his guttural language. They thought he was threatening them, until one cast "Comprehend Languages" and found out he was simply asking where the bathroom was…
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2012-07-13, 12:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-07-13, 12:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Using Smite Evil with a whip while crying out, "Kneel before your master!" is not acceptable behavior for a paladin.
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2012-07-13, 12:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Last edited by Arbane; 2012-07-13 at 12:36 PM.
Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2012-07-13, 12:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2012-07-13, 12:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*I am only allowed one character at a time.
**Controlling a platoon of level 2 warriors does not equal a level twenty fighter.
***Trampling only does a d1 of damage.Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16