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2012-08-03, 08:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*You may not save your entire party from falling to death by casting Quickened Create Water 26 times.
*You may not use a rogue with a crossbow loaded with Bolts of Cure Serious Wound as a rough substitute for the cleric who drown.Please take everything I say with a grain of salt. Unless we're arguing about alignment. In which case, you're wrong.
Former EMPIRE2! Player: Imperator of the Nihoni Dominion
Former EMPIRE3! Player: Suzerain of the Phœnīx Estates
Former EMPIRE4! Player: Margrave of the Margraviate of Rhune
My Awesome Campaign Setting
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2012-08-03, 08:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
**A healing shiv is also not allowed.
***Bolts of cure serious wounds can, however, be used against undead.Last edited by Randomguy; 2012-08-03 at 08:48 PM.
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2012-08-04, 12:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Projects: Homebrew, Gentlemen's Agreement, DMPCs, Forbidden Knowledge safety, and Top Ten Worst. Also, Quotes and RACSD are good.
Anyone knows blue is for sarcas'ing in · "Take 10 SAN damage from Dark Orchid" · Use of gray may indicate nitpicking · Green is sincerity
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2012-08-04, 04:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
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- The Middle of Nowhere
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
PTTA
*Our Engineer may not make combustable lemons. Engineers make vehicles.
**No, the Artificer may not make combustable lemons. Lemons are not a weapon.
***A Botanist cannot breed combustable lemons.
****No combination of classes results in combustable lemons.
**We may not burn down houses with combustable lemons.
**We may not get mad at life.
**Life does not have a manager.
**No more Portal references.Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2012-08-05, 07:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*My Wu Jen's lips may not continue moving after he is done speaking.
(Idea Credit to Mr. Welch, #9)
*Severe brain trauma does not result in my bodyguard permanently talking like Sean Connery after he wakes up.Last edited by Riverdance; 2012-08-05 at 08:22 PM.
Many thanks to Ceika for my Avatar
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2012-08-06, 12:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-08-06, 12:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Why did you have Quickened Create Water prepared? 26 times?
Avatar courtesy of Ceika.
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2012-08-06, 07:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2011
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- Dromund Kaas
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* If my Exalt is secretly designed for the express purpose of recreating the finale to F-Zero: Falcon Densetsu, then he must likewise sacrifice himself in the process of performing his Falcon Punch.
** I am not to be upset when the Big Bad uses a perfect defense.
* It doesn't matter that the Far Realm is a place of utter madness and illogic, the FATALverse is not one of its layers and I am not to trick my players into going there.
** No, not even if the whole point is to eventually bait the wizard into casting a spell so that it can "accidentally" turn into the FATAL spell and destroy the whole "layer."
*** After putting them through this experience, the least I can do is tell the party that they are now immune to the Far Realm proper's insanity-causing mechanic (because it suddenly seems quite sane by comparison), and that the paladin will forever be in the utmost favor of his/her god due to his/her part in this immense act of Good (i.e.- destroying the FATALverse).
**** If the paladin, or any other PC for that matter, is in fact a she, then that does not even come close to making up for it.
** I am never allowed to GM, except in my sick, twisted imagination.
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2012-08-06, 07:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
How else are you supposed to kill a Dry Lich?
*May not use Disintigrate to clean up garbage. That's what Prestigidation is for.
*If the BBEG's evil plan is to destroy the earth, destroying it before he can, and in a different way, is not victory.
*May not put one ring gate into the elemental plane of water and the other into the elemental plane of air (suspended in a strong updraft) just to make bubbles.
**Not to use those bubbles to sink ships.
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*Not to polymorph the bard into a gibbering mouther so he can sing barbershop quartet by himself.
**Not even if the preformance is in the far realms.
***Not to make a band with a gibbering mouther as the singer, an aboleth on bass and a grell playing drums.
****all Bard Party + aberration PC's don't mix.Last edited by Randomguy; 2012-08-06 at 07:26 PM.
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2012-08-07, 07:35 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2009
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- Perth, West Australia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* Not allowed to cast Ghost Sound on the initiative count after the Unarmed Swordsage has hit with an unarmed attack.
* Perform (Weapon Drill) does not actually give me +10 to BAB when using nunchaku.
* My samurai is not played by Sonny Chiba and is not named Hattori Hanzo.
* "Wingrish" is not a valid language selection.
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2012-08-07, 07:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* Cannot research a spell allowing me to recreate finale of Gurren Lagann.
** Cannot research greater version of that spell to recreate finale of the movie
*** Cannot research spell to recrate finale of that finale either.
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2012-08-07, 08:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*cannot destroy all of reality on a whim
*Cannot have the ultimate goal of intrumentality
*Cannot declare the total lack of identity to be utoipia
*my character cannot be so neutoritc and broken he would be unable to function in the real world
* or an emotionless clone thats part eldritch abomination
*Not even in cthulutech
Especially in cthulutech
Not allowed to instroduce a self-proclaimed mecha fan to Evangellion through his love of cthulutech jut to watch his poor mind warp so I can cackle maniacally... then steal his chips.
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2012-08-07, 10:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Blackest that is mean; Evangelion is bad enough but you had to steal his chips on top of shredding is hopes and dreams. Take this: http://www.icitta.co.uk/wp-content/u.../06/cookie.gif
*May not make a tibbit wizard bent on world domination
**double so if he is named Salem Saberhagen (a cookie to anyone that gets this)
also anyone know how to embed a link in text?Last edited by saxavarius; 2012-08-07 at 10:55 PM.
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2012-08-07, 11:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-08-08, 01:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- Hotel California
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Spoiler
No I did not make my own banner, it was created by a very talented person who I've lost contact with.
I just started playing D&D, and love the game
SpoilerFirst level paladin.
STR:14
DEX: 8
CON: 10
INT:13
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
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2012-08-08, 05:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2009
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Just because you can create a couple hundred little shadow sprite minions does not mean you should cover the area around your house with them.
**No really stop, you're scaring the townsfolk and that's bad for business.
***I will not teach my less responsible colleagues the powers of The Sigil of the Brass Dawn, just because they ask me to.
****I am not allowed to teach people magic.
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2012-08-08, 05:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
I use braces (also known as "curly brackets") to indicate sarcasm. If there are none present, I probably believe what I am saying; should it turn out to be inaccurate trivia, please tell me rather than trying to play along with an apparent joke I don't know I'm making.
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2012-08-08, 07:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2009
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- In the lab
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
* Turning the party's world into a musical is a trick I can get away with exactly once.
Avatar by Doran Liadon
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2012-08-08, 07:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2012
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Here you go Angle one cookie as promised
*I may not seduce the owner of the tavern for a cheaper price on room and board
**evenespecially if I am playing a succubus
*If playing a succubus I may not use charm person and diplomancy to gain worshipers and ascend before 20th levelLast edited by saxavarius; 2012-08-08 at 07:59 PM.
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2012-08-08, 11:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Many thanks to Ceika for my Avatar
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2012-08-09, 01:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
Imagine if all real-world conversations were like internet D&D conversations...
Protip: DnD is an incredibly social game played by some of the most socially inept people on the planet - Lev
I read this somewhere and I stick to it: "I would rather play a bad system with my friends than a great system with nobody". - Trevlac
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2012-08-09, 02:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
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- Australia
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-08-09, 04:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*When I'm asked to play non-codzilla cleric, may not start with wisdom score of 20 and ready only cure minor wounds.
Last edited by Hyena; 2012-08-09 at 04:53 AM.
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2012-08-09, 10:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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- BFE
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Wearing a shirt with the name of a company while robbing another company is not a good idea.
**It will lead to war between the two companies
***They will probably still figure out who you are anyways.
(Shadowrun)"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff."
Marcus Fenix avatar by Me!
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2012-08-09, 11:04 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*Cults are a privilege, not a right.
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2012-08-09, 12:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2011
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
When the bard does a very special dance for me, I'm not allowed to say "I have the weirdest bonus right now."
Avatar by A Rainy Knight
Spoiler: CharactersTarok and Kamo, level 6 half-orc ranger, bunyip-slayer, and all around badass.
I like half-orcs
Retired:
Aldrin Cress, level 10 human sorcerer. Hero of Korvosa.
Tireas Slate, level 4 tiefling ninja. Eternally scheming.
DMing: Dragon's Demand
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2012-08-09, 01:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2010
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
****I should not then proceed to claim to have been working for another company to muddy the issue further.
*****Evidence indicating that we are, in fact, completely innocent will probably not be considered, especially if it "magically" appears after our incarceration and the previous evidence still exists
******Making a deal with a dragon to get out, only to betray him and his company afterwards, is the definition of insanity, and will lead to a major reduction of life expectancy
Yes, my Shadowrun players forgot the first rule...The Age of Warrior, a ToB expansion.
Credits to Ninjaman for old Death Jester avatar.
Homebrew (feel free to PEACH)
Base Classes:
Fighter Fix, The Sublime Matador
Disciplines:
The Endless Play
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2012-08-09, 01:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
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2012-08-09, 09:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
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2012-08-09, 10:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2010
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- 127.0.0.1
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing III: I May Not Iron Heart Surge Rule Zero
*** Perform (belly dance) is not allowed for my bard.
**** The same goes for Perform (pole dance)
***** You know what, I'm not allowed to play a bard anymore.